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Matthew Christoph
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Filmmaker, idiot, etc.
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@governor.ny.gov

Madam governor,

Is it legal to put salt on a slice of perfectly seasoned Buffalo-style pizza pie?

Please respond,
A concerned citizen.
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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We say goodbye to actor, filmmaker and activist Rob Reiner.

A dedicated storyteller with sincerity that imbued his prolific work and the causes he believed in, Reiner’s heartfelt portrayal of the human condition reminds us of the power of film and its abilities to stay with us.
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I want there to be a really quiet drive home today for a car full of Patriot fans and a little kid in the back seat asks his dad if he can have a Josh Allen jersey for Christmas and the dad gets so mad he has to pull over and get out of the car.
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Who gives a shit?
Actors David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris are passionate about parties. They describe themselves as a “mixed sobriety couple” and have built a reputation for hosting parties that are lively and inclusive — whether their guests drink or don’t.
How David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris Include Everyone at the Party — No Booze Necessary
David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris want to include everyone at the party. Burtka shares the couple’s tips to make both drinkers and non-drinkers feel celebrated.
nyti.ms
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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*me if I was the cop hunting Hannibal Lecter and I had him cornered* Stop eating people you jackass!!!
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!
October 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Generational neck
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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TRIUMPH OF THE WILL (1935, dir. Leni Riefenstahl) #OnePerfectShot Filmsky Politisky 📽🎬
November 10, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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White House releases new photos of suspected MS-13 members with tattoos on their hands:
April 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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If you’re nominally a leftist and your knee-jerk response to millions of people protesting fascism is to criticize them, I can guarantee that you’re useless.
April 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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it’s incredible trump has created a way for him to be the least popular president in history and then get back in and become even less popular than his first time. astounding accomplishment frankly
April 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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These are the same people that were willing to let their grandparents die so they could eat at Arby's again without a mask
April 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Everything's penis
March 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM