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admiral seltzer
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no one has ever been mad at me • marxist great lakes-ist • marketing by day, comms director by night

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For those outside the Twin Cities, the person posting this GoFundMe is a member of Minneapolis city council (and among the many locals doing absolutely heroic resistance to ICE), so it's legit.
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.

gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
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January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
as a fan of terry pegula’s pro hockey team he burned to the ground: welcome in! the water’s fine
i cannot believe the Buffalo Bills are fully contending for Biggest Mess of An Organization In The AFC East
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
who wants to fucking coach here after that
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
bonus jeremy and joe for this, too. we are so blessed
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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do you guys ever think about how Terry Pegula removed his daughter Jessica, probably the only independently successful child of any NFL owner and certainly the only one with experience as an elite athlete, from the Bills ownership succession plan for publicly revealing her mom's cognitive issues
brandon beane, asked a question about keon coleman, has terry pegula TALK OVER HIM to say "nuh uh nuh uh the coaching staff wanted him, not brandon. he won't say so but i will"

KEON COLEMAN IS STILL ON THE TEAM

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
recruiting for DSA on this
How are you not a socialist after this
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Sean McDermott was far from perfect. And he should have probably been out a couple of years ago. But this press conference from Pegula and Brandon Beane is insulting to a guy who helped turn around a franchise that was a laughing stock
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
keon coleman i think you’re not good but hire me as your agent i will get you OUT of here
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
PEGULA OUT
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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I’ve talked a lot of shit about Brandon Beane. Most of that still stands. But it really seems like Pegula went rogue here and did this himself. Bbbbbbbbbrroooooo I am mad
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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beane circles back to say he still believes in keon

great stuff guys
brandon beane, asked a question about keon coleman, has terry pegula TALK OVER HIM to say "nuh uh nuh uh the coaching staff wanted him, not brandon. he won't say so but i will"

KEON COLEMAN IS STILL ON THE TEAM

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
terry pegula doesn’t like anyone making a “power play”

yeah dude i’ve seen the sabres i know
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
god he’s going to love playing in his home state of california someday soon
Terry Pegula asked if Josh Allen is on board with this decision says that Allen will be part of the coaching search, and that he will keep Allen's feelings private.

"His personal opinion, I keep personal."
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Keon Coleman listening:
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Man that's doing two people dirty in one breath
Bills owner Terry Pegula just pinned the WR Keon Coleman pick on the coaching staff and said Brandon Beane was "being a team player" and that Coleman wasn't at the top of Beane's list.

Wow.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
my meeting is over; bills are cooked
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
tell me how the presser is going, i’m on a work call
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
unfortunately i think i like this
NEWS: The Chargers are expected to hire former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel as their next OC, sources tell me and Daniel Popper.

McDaniel has been a hot commodity this cycle, interviewing for both head coach and offensive coordinator roles. In the end, he opts for L.A.
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the ways the bills higher-ups have absolutely bungled this mcdermott firing are fascinating. masterclass in how not to do it.
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
one thing about me is that ever since people have complained that em-dashes are a “telltale AI” sign, i am leaning in and using them more. come and take it
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
a few of you know Where I Work™️, and while this doesn’t really make me feel like i did when michigan did it, it is absolutely surreal to basically witness a workplace national title
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 AM
BECKER DAWWWWWG good lord
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
you look at a play with so much fucking grit and then have to explain to people what fernando mendoza is like outside of football
Fernando Mendoza runs it in on 4th and 5
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
oh my god lmaoooo
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM