Reposted by Matt Fallaize
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Repeated applause emojis.
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Repeated applause emojis.
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Haha, to go away and come back to that.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Oh Christ it's the BBC talking about the BBC all bloody day again is it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Oh Christ it's the BBC talking about the BBC all bloody day again is it.
Appoint Hugh Bonneville in character as Ian Fletcher.
the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Appoint Hugh Bonneville in character as Ian Fletcher.
Jesus fucking Christ. Grow up. Put it down.
Column: Brick is a device, shipped to your house, that locks you out of your phone and forces you to physically return to ‘unBrick’ to get back in.
Column | Can’t stop doomscrolling? The ‘Brick’ helped me unplug.
I thought I had my phone under control. I didn’t. Brick, a device that locks you out of your phone until you ‘un-Brick’ to get in, helped me stop doomscrolling.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jesus fucking Christ. Grow up. Put it down.
January wobble gets earlier every year.
Can I surprise you? I think last minute equalisers in 2-2 draws with North London teams are good actually
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
January wobble gets earlier every year.
Reposted, but in a more anxious tone of voice.
Lads, it's United #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Reposted, but in a more anxious tone of voice.
Hahahahahahahaahahaahhaaahhahahhahaaaa
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hahahahahahahaahahaahhaaahhahahhahaaaa
I'm in work, so I can't watch the match, but from the comments on here ai can't make head or tail if we're doing well or playing like drains. Make your minds up COYSsky.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm in work, so I can't watch the match, but from the comments on here ai can't make head or tail if we're doing well or playing like drains. Make your minds up COYSsky.
I have stopped using suppliers because the rep kept calling me Matty.
I have unfollowed people on social media who have called me Andy. It’s not my name. I am not an Andy. You might as well call me Ronald. Call people by the name they want.
Dump him, girl www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I have stopped using suppliers because the rep kept calling me Matty.
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Hahahahahaha, didn't take a lot of thinking about.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Hahahahahaha, didn't take a lot of thinking about.
To my surprise, there is a new Lemonheads album. It's probably best described as "serviceable". Still, that was an inoffensive half an hour.
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
To my surprise, there is a new Lemonheads album. It's probably best described as "serviceable". Still, that was an inoffensive half an hour.
The Americans all seem pretty chipper today. Happy for them. Have a lovely day lads and lasses.
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The Americans all seem pretty chipper today. Happy for them. Have a lovely day lads and lasses.
Scarlett on? Talk about vibes.
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Scarlett on? Talk about vibes.
Oh dear Christ
I once heard someone, who was definitely English, order two 'espressi' in Costa.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Oh dear Christ
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But if only there were a word for the way the ground smells after rain.
Mervyn Peake sounds like the name of a guy who writes fantasy novels set a sprawling and ruinous Gothic castle
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
But if only there were a word for the way the ground smells after rain.
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Puzzle #874
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November 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Connections
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Alma's Not Normal famously set in Esher and starring Emilia Clarke and Eddie Redmayne.
All that I ask is that the culture secretary not ask questions which reveal she couldn’t tell you who *this year*’s Bafta shortlistees and winners were.
Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Alma's Not Normal famously set in Esher and starring Emilia Clarke and Eddie Redmayne.
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