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Matt Fallaize
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Cook.
Sending out platters lads
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Unsolicited
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We've got these guys
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Focaccia lads
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Show us the last four albums you listened to (actual artefact edition, my KPs love me)
October 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I always think of this one:
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Seeing as we're all annoyed by the British food bloke this morning, here's some British food, served at my British pub, by this British chef. Fucking mug:
September 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Like any of these? All dishes that I, a British chef, have served, in my British pub, over the last couple of weeks
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I feel attacked.
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
At the Modern Toss exhibition in Liverpool. It's good, yeah?
August 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Takes them on informative trips.
July 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Butty of the week lads, an utterly inauthentic but really quite tasty Nashville fried chicken. On the puds, had an excess of egg whites knocking about, so pavlova.
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hanging out with my Bluesky buddies
June 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn"
June 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
FUNGUS THE BOGEYMAN TO CITY BOMBA, HERE WE GO!!!
June 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just made a breakfast Tart, where's the breakfast thread?
June 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
At work on Bank Holiday Monday, couple of dishes from lunch service (descriptions in the alt)
May 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This is what I look like if you even care
May 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You've just fucking flown to Belize, you tit.
May 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And a few more!
May 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Some dishes from the weekend, descriptions in the alt text
May 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
At the sign of the Kicking Donkey, a few dishes from the last week or so (descriptions in the alt), and today's #beer selection #WhatsCooking #food #pub
May 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Keir you fucking rube, you can tweak for these cunts all you like, they will always hate you.
April 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
April 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That is very lovely, here's a pinky purply one I saw on a fairly silly little walk a while ago.
April 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM