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"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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If the old robber barons like Rockefeller and J.P. Morgan had a stock ticker showing them nonstop insults from the hoi polloi they too would send the Pinkertons into random Midwestern cities to get into fights with locals.
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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last night i ate about 1lb of salami and pepperoni then immediately went to bed. so i had nightmares about chugging water and woke up feeling like i had sucked on a paper towel all night. so tonight im just going to eat a bunch of paper towels and see what happens
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Looks like our great friend "Jeff" knew what he was doing when it came to prosumer-level networking hardware! But very messy cable management and no "OCD Panels". Not a very classy deployment. My home rack looks much better. Too bad!
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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the sooner everyone in the US electorate and public service understands that there is no normal to be found or returned to here the better we all will be. the time for half measures and norms has long passed.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You think after spending all that time in a giant peach, James ended up marrying a chick with a damn dump truck in the back?
October 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Producer Dan from @yourkickstartersucks.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Good morning let’s learn Chinese together
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Since I started following sports, the amount of time I encounter the phrase "masterclass" has increased one hundred fold
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Fun assignment for @saveur.com, looking into the modern side of mead. With new producers, new formats, and a diminished focus on the ren faire set, mead is proving surprisingly versatile.

Find it in the latest issue!
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
People really wondering if the mf who owned the Miss Teen USA pageant was friends with Epstein?
August 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Mourn you till we join you
July 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I will be watching The Odyssey the same way I watch every Christopher Nolan movie
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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GF broke up with me when she opened my heart locket necklace and it was just pictures of Goku
July 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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If you work in media and have evidence of editorial pressure against reporting on Jeffrey Epstein and Trump's relationship, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268.

My DM is also open. Your anonymity will be protected.
July 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You'll know I'm down bad when I start leaving Spotify comments.
July 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM