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Pete as the token human actor in "Jim Henson's MAGA Muppet Show"
Hegseth: "We're revising the warrior ethos. We want to get rid of the distractions & debris. No more DEI. No more dudes in dresses. No more climate change worship & social justice & political correctness. We're done with that. We're unleashing the warfighter to be disciplined, accountable, & lethal"
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Pete as the token human actor in "Jim Henson's MAGA Muppet Show"
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“the police should stop them” “congress should reign them in” “vote!”
what you are describing are situations where someone else swoops in to save you while you never have to leave your comfort zone. this will not happen. YOU must make the change you wish to see in the world!
what you are describing are situations where someone else swoops in to save you while you never have to leave your comfort zone. this will not happen. YOU must make the change you wish to see in the world!
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
“the police should stop them” “congress should reign them in” “vote!”
what you are describing are situations where someone else swoops in to save you while you never have to leave your comfort zone. this will not happen. YOU must make the change you wish to see in the world!
what you are describing are situations where someone else swoops in to save you while you never have to leave your comfort zone. this will not happen. YOU must make the change you wish to see in the world!
"I've worked alongside the world's biggest despots, and let me tell you about Trump..."
Having served in multiple countries run by ruthless dictators, I am accustomed to their tactics for keeping their populations under control. One of them is to employ a legion of fake opposition figures who promote the false narrative that "all parties are the same, so why bother voting?"
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"I've worked alongside the world's biggest despots, and let me tell you about Trump..."
"Debt collectors that let you pay for groceries on a monthly plan" and "futures markets that let you bet on the outbreak of war" are the kinds of ideas that used to be considered too outlandish for communist propaganda, yet we now have those today.
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"Debt collectors that let you pay for groceries on a monthly plan" and "futures markets that let you bet on the outbreak of war" are the kinds of ideas that used to be considered too outlandish for communist propaganda, yet we now have those today.
Trump is like that Netflix dialogue rule where characters in a show have to flat-out explain the plot for audiences not watching the screen, but he does it for the last 60 years of right-wing politics.
Least surprising revelation, but still…
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Trump Says Civil Rights Led to White People Being ‘Very Badly Treated’
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Trump is like that Netflix dialogue rule where characters in a show have to flat-out explain the plot for audiences not watching the screen, but he does it for the last 60 years of right-wing politics.
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Movie Recommendation of the Week: VIOLENT ENDS (2025). Yet another hillbilly crime/revenge drama filled with brooding, rifles, wicked kinfolk, drugs, obligatory hunting scene, squibs and a moody score. HBO used to crank these out in the 90's. Now an endangered species.
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Movie Recommendation of the Week: VIOLENT ENDS (2025). Yet another hillbilly crime/revenge drama filled with brooding, rifles, wicked kinfolk, drugs, obligatory hunting scene, squibs and a moody score. HBO used to crank these out in the 90's. Now an endangered species.
I am a single-issue voter, and that issue is making all YouTube reaction video streamers use their driver's license photo for their face in the thumbnails.
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I am a single-issue voter, and that issue is making all YouTube reaction video streamers use their driver's license photo for their face in the thumbnails.
This customer of mine is a little old man who never follows instructions, babbles gibberish answers, refuses to show up on time, sabotages everything I try to do for him and if not stopped will just wander into every part of my workshop. I feel like an NPC dealing with a player in a computer RPG.
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
This customer of mine is a little old man who never follows instructions, babbles gibberish answers, refuses to show up on time, sabotages everything I try to do for him and if not stopped will just wander into every part of my workshop. I feel like an NPC dealing with a player in a computer RPG.
To: Your Liberal-ass Mayor/Governor/Senator
From: Council of Evil Donors
Subject: <ACTION REQUIRED> Protest Scolding Reminder
Hey,
Another atrocity happened and the rabble are riled up. Don't forget the usual patronizing screed about them having to behave themselves. We're not changing a thing.
From: Council of Evil Donors
Subject: <ACTION REQUIRED> Protest Scolding Reminder
Hey,
Another atrocity happened and the rabble are riled up. Don't forget the usual patronizing screed about them having to behave themselves. We're not changing a thing.
Tonight, Mayor Karen Bass released a statement about local protests in LA. She says people better keep it peaceful, or else Trump will send in the troops. Worth noting that:
- Trump tried to send Nat Guard to Portland, even tho there were no riots
- LAPD/LASD brutalized people instead of military
- Trump tried to send Nat Guard to Portland, even tho there were no riots
- LAPD/LASD brutalized people instead of military
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
To: Your Liberal-ass Mayor/Governor/Senator
From: Council of Evil Donors
Subject: <ACTION REQUIRED> Protest Scolding Reminder
Hey,
Another atrocity happened and the rabble are riled up. Don't forget the usual patronizing screed about them having to behave themselves. We're not changing a thing.
From: Council of Evil Donors
Subject: <ACTION REQUIRED> Protest Scolding Reminder
Hey,
Another atrocity happened and the rabble are riled up. Don't forget the usual patronizing screed about them having to behave themselves. We're not changing a thing.
It's more likely that Michael Flynn will be a cabinet member in the next Democratic government.
Lol Michael Flynn better hope a petty Democratic government never takes power again
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Sen. Mark Kelly will face administrative action
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It's more likely that Michael Flynn will be a cabinet member in the next Democratic government.
Movie Recommendation of the Week: BRING THEM DOWN (2024). A sheep farmer with a dark past gets to feuding with his neighbors over a pair of stolen rams. Another hillbilly crime drama where gruff white men brood for an hour and then aim guns at each other, but this time in the backwoods of Ireland.
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Movie Recommendation of the Week: BRING THEM DOWN (2024). A sheep farmer with a dark past gets to feuding with his neighbors over a pair of stolen rams. Another hillbilly crime drama where gruff white men brood for an hour and then aim guns at each other, but this time in the backwoods of Ireland.
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Stay clean and sober, little guys.
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Stay clean and sober, little guys.
Movie Recommendation of the Week: THE VILLAGE (2004). Hold up, let me finish. Watch it on mute with the musical soundtrack on and the film gains about 15 I.Q. points as you contemplate the last era of Hollywood production design and lighting craftsmanship.
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Movie Recommendation of the Week: THE VILLAGE (2004). Hold up, let me finish. Watch it on mute with the musical soundtrack on and the film gains about 15 I.Q. points as you contemplate the last era of Hollywood production design and lighting craftsmanship.
The state of being known as 'Airport Drunk' is both the peak of luxury and the pit of slovenliness, and no man condemns it as sin.
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The state of being known as 'Airport Drunk' is both the peak of luxury and the pit of slovenliness, and no man condemns it as sin.
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Christmas Day, that festive morning when our nation's rich wake up, give thanks to their array of ghost traps and protective wards, and go about their holiday without fear of having a 'Scrooge meltdown'.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Christmas Day, that festive morning when our nation's rich wake up, give thanks to their array of ghost traps and protective wards, and go about their holiday without fear of having a 'Scrooge meltdown'.
Movie Recommendation of the Week: ONLY THE ANIMALS (2019). Rashomon en Francais. A murder mystery set in the rural French countryside told in nonlinear multiple POV. Saw it in theaters years ago and the mid-movie twist was one the funniest reveals I've ever experienced. Demands an American remake.
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Movie Recommendation of the Week: ONLY THE ANIMALS (2019). Rashomon en Francais. A murder mystery set in the rural French countryside told in nonlinear multiple POV. Saw it in theaters years ago and the mid-movie twist was one the funniest reveals I've ever experienced. Demands an American remake.
It doesn't count as a real cousincore viewing unless you walk out of the theater saying, "I wish I could live in Pandora."
i'm seeing avatar 3 in theaters opening week and no one can stop me
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It doesn't count as a real cousincore viewing unless you walk out of the theater saying, "I wish I could live in Pandora."
Movie Recommendation of the Week: THE KING (2019). Sometimes a good movie slips through Netflix's content factory. A dour, gritty reimagining of Shakespeare's HENRY IV and V that doesn't quite make its point but hits the right 'prestige' notes. The musical score is a secret treasure.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Movie Recommendation of the Week: THE KING (2019). Sometimes a good movie slips through Netflix's content factory. A dour, gritty reimagining of Shakespeare's HENRY IV and V that doesn't quite make its point but hits the right 'prestige' notes. The musical score is a secret treasure.
I love it when my phone serves me up ads for things I just bought or places I just left like a detective reminding a suspect they're being followed.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I love it when my phone serves me up ads for things I just bought or places I just left like a detective reminding a suspect they're being followed.
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FIFA guy: We need a trophy for this ball-fondling ceremony for Trump.
Trophy guy (writing notes): Ball...fondling...trophy...
Trophy guy (writing notes): Ball...fondling...trophy...
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
FIFA guy: We need a trophy for this ball-fondling ceremony for Trump.
Trophy guy (writing notes): Ball...fondling...trophy...
Trophy guy (writing notes): Ball...fondling...trophy...
"Okay, so stir in the tomato sauce...now add two cups of Clorox(tm) with StainGuard..."
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Okay, so stir in the tomato sauce...now add two cups of Clorox(tm) with StainGuard..."