Shopping for women’s clothing in 2025:
- the only colors are white, black, and a smattering of beiges
- all skirts and dresses are tiered, prairie trad-wife style
- all swimsuits are thongs
- the only colors are white, black, and a smattering of beiges
- all skirts and dresses are tiered, prairie trad-wife style
- all swimsuits are thongs
June 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Shopping for women’s clothing in 2025:
- the only colors are white, black, and a smattering of beiges
- all skirts and dresses are tiered, prairie trad-wife style
- all swimsuits are thongs
- the only colors are white, black, and a smattering of beiges
- all skirts and dresses are tiered, prairie trad-wife style
- all swimsuits are thongs
TFW your normal license renewal date is days before the REAL ID deadline so there are no appointments.
a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
Alt: Michael Scott disassociating
media.tenor.com
April 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
TFW your normal license renewal date is days before the REAL ID deadline so there are no appointments.
Reposted by jess
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
I’m so happy my 14 year old cat is feeling better on her arthritis injections, I just didn’t know it would bring out her youthful 2:30 a.m. bed-pouncing zoomies again.
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m so happy my 14 year old cat is feeling better on her arthritis injections, I just didn’t know it would bring out her youthful 2:30 a.m. bed-pouncing zoomies again.
I always think the 50501 groups have something to do with a Midwest zip code
April 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I always think the 50501 groups have something to do with a Midwest zip code
Reposted by jess
who will be cory booker today, is what other senators should be asking themselves
April 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
who will be cory booker today, is what other senators should be asking themselves
Reposted by jess
Reposted by jess
So, the DOGE kids intend to rewrite the social-security administration's COBOL code-base!
and they want to do it ...
... in *a few months*
I did a huge dive into COBOL a few years ago (www.wealthsimple.com/en-ca/magazi...) ...
... so let me explain why DOGE is *way* over its skis here
1/9
and they want to do it ...
... in *a few months*
I did a huge dive into COBOL a few years ago (www.wealthsimple.com/en-ca/magazi...) ...
... so let me explain why DOGE is *way* over its skis here
1/9
browse by category
www.wealthsimple.com
March 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So, the DOGE kids intend to rewrite the social-security administration's COBOL code-base!
and they want to do it ...
... in *a few months*
I did a huge dive into COBOL a few years ago (www.wealthsimple.com/en-ca/magazi...) ...
... so let me explain why DOGE is *way* over its skis here
1/9
and they want to do it ...
... in *a few months*
I did a huge dive into COBOL a few years ago (www.wealthsimple.com/en-ca/magazi...) ...
... so let me explain why DOGE is *way* over its skis here
1/9
Replacing systems is expensive. And if you’re being a good steward of taxpayer money, you only do it when the cost/benefit is right, not just because it’s old. Also you bid out the project, you don’t just grant it to an evil billionaire.
BREAKING: DOGE is starting to put together a team to migrate the SSA's computer systems entirely off one of its oldest programming languages in a matter of months, potentially putting the integrity of the system—and the benefits on which tens of millions of Americans rely—at risk.
DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase In Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse
Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
www.wired.com
March 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Replacing systems is expensive. And if you’re being a good steward of taxpayer money, you only do it when the cost/benefit is right, not just because it’s old. Also you bid out the project, you don’t just grant it to an evil billionaire.
Reposted by jess
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
Reposted by jess
I’ve been trying to convince all of my clients to look at this wild ass boomer fever dream in Circle Pines just so I have an excuse to go see it in person, but so far no one will bite
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ve been trying to convince all of my clients to look at this wild ass boomer fever dream in Circle Pines just so I have an excuse to go see it in person, but so far no one will bite
Reposted by jess
TS/SCI means the information must be transmitted over Text or Signal with Some Civilians Invited
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TS/SCI means the information must be transmitted over Text or Signal with Some Civilians Invited
Reposted by jess
Minneapolis rental listing asks prospective tenants to pay $1,000/mo to manage the landlord's Airbnb. They'd be required to immediately clean and vacate whenever it's booked. Rent would be deducted an unspecified amount for each day the tenant is unable to stay in the home.
March 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Minneapolis rental listing asks prospective tenants to pay $1,000/mo to manage the landlord's Airbnb. They'd be required to immediately clean and vacate whenever it's booked. Rent would be deducted an unspecified amount for each day the tenant is unable to stay in the home.
My theory is that most millennials were raised by boomers (when they were younger, more liberal) while Gen Z was raised by the also trumpy Gen X.
This proves that in order to save democracy, Gen A/alpha needs a goofy name rather than a letter.
This proves that in order to save democracy, Gen A/alpha needs a goofy name rather than a letter.
March 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My theory is that most millennials were raised by boomers (when they were younger, more liberal) while Gen Z was raised by the also trumpy Gen X.
This proves that in order to save democracy, Gen A/alpha needs a goofy name rather than a letter.
This proves that in order to save democracy, Gen A/alpha needs a goofy name rather than a letter.
Reposted by jess
A highly skilled physician who’s transitioned between two extremely common visas (J1 and H1B) is arbitrarily detained and deported by CBP officers in Boston who appear to deliberately disregard a court order telling them not to. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/16/u...
Brown University Professor and Doctor Is Deported to Lebanon Despite a Judge’s Order (Gift Article)
Dr. Rasha Alawieh, a kidney transplant specialist and Brown University professor who had a valid visa, was expelled in apparent defiance of a court order.
www.nytimes.com
March 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A highly skilled physician who’s transitioned between two extremely common visas (J1 and H1B) is arbitrarily detained and deported by CBP officers in Boston who appear to deliberately disregard a court order telling them not to. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/16/u...
Reposted by jess
Mahmoud Khalil being arrested by men in teeshirts as his pregnant wife watches helplessly
March 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Mahmoud Khalil being arrested by men in teeshirts as his pregnant wife watches helplessly
Reposted by jess
“Schmidt being “violently interrogated” at Logan Airport for hours, and being stripped naked, put in a cold shower by two officials, and being put back onto a chair.”
Whatever happened to #abolishICE? It needs to be abolished. This is torture.
Whatever happened to #abolishICE? It needs to be abolished. This is torture.
Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained
Fabian Schmidt’s family said they are unsure of why he is being held. They said he has a recently renewed green card, and no active issues in court.
www.nhpr.org
March 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Schmidt being “violently interrogated” at Logan Airport for hours, and being stripped naked, put in a cold shower by two officials, and being put back onto a chair.”
Whatever happened to #abolishICE? It needs to be abolished. This is torture.
Whatever happened to #abolishICE? It needs to be abolished. This is torture.
Reposted by jess
Trump and Republicans set this up as an unprecedented power grab so they can slash and burn government services on their terms.
I’m a firm NO — on cloture and final passage — on this ‘CR’
I’m a firm NO — on cloture and final passage — on this ‘CR’
March 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Trump and Republicans set this up as an unprecedented power grab so they can slash and burn government services on their terms.
I’m a firm NO — on cloture and final passage — on this ‘CR’
I’m a firm NO — on cloture and final passage — on this ‘CR’
Yo @amyklobuchar.com have you been getting my messages? We constituents deserve to know which way you’re going to vote on cloture. Please uphold the power of the legislative branch and vote No.
March 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yo @amyklobuchar.com have you been getting my messages? We constituents deserve to know which way you’re going to vote on cloture. Please uphold the power of the legislative branch and vote No.
Reposted by jess
Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
I know they don’t care about hypocrisy but any other president shilling electric cars at the White House would be an endless news spin cycle about taking your big freedom trucks away.
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I know they don’t care about hypocrisy but any other president shilling electric cars at the White House would be an endless news spin cycle about taking your big freedom trucks away.
Dying at this listing on marketplace
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Dying at this listing on marketplace
Reposted by jess
What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
March 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
To the saint that cleared the sidewalk for the whole block, may your pillow always be cold and your toast always perfectly cooked just the way you like it.
March 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
To the saint that cleared the sidewalk for the whole block, may your pillow always be cold and your toast always perfectly cooked just the way you like it.