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Lagoogoo Doll
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Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
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I just want you to know who I am
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There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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I just cleared out Headquarters-67 with my last rumbler.
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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yeah i'm thinking about the big game
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Driving directly into the oncoming Dodge RAM 2500's ultra right headlights like a mosquito flying into a lantern
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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i helped organize the pro-billionaire march
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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One of my proudest online moments
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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You are not angry enough.
NEW: A baby held in immigration detention became so sick, she had to be rushed to a hospital in severe respiratory distress.

“She was at the brink of dying,” a lawyer told me.

But the girl didn’t go home after her 10-day hospital stay; instead, ICE put her and her mother back in lock up at Dilley.
Toddler hospitalized with respiratory failure was returned to ICE detention without prescribed medication, lawsuit says
The 18-month-old was sent back to a South Texas facility after days in intensive care with severe respiratory distress, according to a federal lawsuit.
www.nbcnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Booze cruise but it's piss
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Hall of ween
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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I was saying Coop or Lou
February 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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oh i had this realization once
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Welp that's my Superbowl party prep taken care of*

*(Parody do not huff air duster)
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is where is post from
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Inflation has skyrocketed under Trump faster than the speed of sound.

To learn more, Google Sonic Inflation
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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this is where i’m posting from
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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"You're damn right I burned that cross"
Q: A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?

Trump: No, I didn't make a mistake. It was fine. I guess it was a takeoff from The Lion King. And certainly it was a very strong post
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Who up overdosing on diphenhydramine
the goo goo dolls - iris / slowed
YouTube video by mystxal
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February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Hey nbc here is a free billion dollar idea: tonya harding and nancy kerrigan should commentate the skating events together
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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I just want you to know who I am
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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my post dunking on our creepy ass vice president is getting some traction; let’s use this as an opportunity to help meet the needs of impacted immigrant & profiled BIPOC community members to spite his ghoulish ass 🫶
ope, seems this one’s gonna get some traction — gonna plug the ongoing needs my neighbors & other comrades in minnesota as the federal occupation isn’t any less violent or present

www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM