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I don't know much about computers other than the one we got in my house my Mom put a couple games on there and I play them
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clove.bsky.social
THROW AWAY "DO NOT EAT" SILICA GEL DESSICANT たべられません。脱酸素剤。電子レンジにかけないでください。
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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dieselsaurus.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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shaneanderson.bsky.social
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."

- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.

Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
heyyy, sorry to bother you! your operating system just got in touch with me and said it was having trouble getting hold of you. it said it has an important system update it needs to install, but you aren't responding to its notifications. it sounded pretty worried honestly
June 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
The importance of ther tear gas defuser
June 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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nerdvolutionkurisu.bsky.social
As foretold in the prophecy
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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musicologyduck.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this (me) but you were made for these times and keep the fuck going.
June 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
a quick comic about decision-making
Emma looks at a game case (when this was made, video games were physical objects you could purchase) and says, “hmm… should I buy this game? I should really be more responsible with my money…” A devil and an angel appear on her shoulders, the devil says SPEND!!! and the angel says SAVE!!! A close-up of the devil and angel, who both look like Emma in costume. The devil has costume horns, a collar, straps over her chest in the shape of a pentagram, fishnets and boots. The angel has a costume halo, a frilly white dress, a garter on her thigh, and strapped sandals. The devil says, “why’d you work for that money if you weren’t gonna spend it? Let’s have fun!” The angel says, “be responsible! There are more important things that money could go toward…” Devil-Emma grins at Angel-Emma, “damn that angel getup is sexy as hell.” Angel-Emma appears flustered and moving closer. “And your bondage-devil outfit is an intriguing interpretation…” she says. Emma, still in the store, appears embarrassed as the angel and devil start making out on her shoulder
May 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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mikelovesrabbit.bsky.social
the consistent fatal flaw of all hero shooters is that none of them are team fortress 2, with the sole exception of team fortress 2, which instead suffers from being team fortress 2
May 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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theonion.com
Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed
Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed
LIBERTY, MO—After reading aloud a picture book about a puppy that works in a coal mine, local first grade teacher Brianna Montgomery asked her students Thursday what they want to be once child labor l...
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May 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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merriam-webster.com
The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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pgh-scanner.com
Downtown. First Ave - T Station. Caller is suggesting that two individuals have turned the T station into the D station by the acts that they are performing in public.
May 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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adapalmer.bsky.social
Clean electricity sources generated more than half of all US utility-scale power in March, reaching 51% of total output. Solar farms across Texas, California, Arizona, and Nevada are achieving new production highs, maintaining energy transition momentum through 2025 buff.ly/v5BRYRN
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May 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social
yes, sweetie, abolishing the monarchy includes disney princesses. stop crying. you’re 5, too old to be a royalist simp
May 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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cedricmas.bsky.social
Good Night World
Un immense livre en train d’être brûlé par des petits personnages avec marqué « I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books »
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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slendersherbet.bsky.social
Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.
April 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
April 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up the weapon with a rubber glove
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DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
AUGUSTA, ME—In a stunning discovery that linked all 1.4 million residents to a grisly unsolved cold case, the U.S. Department of Justice escalated its attacks on Maine Friday when it allegedly planted a gun on the state. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up […]
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April 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"
April 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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shadecho.bsky.social
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
April 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM