Martyn Brake
@martynb.bsky.social
Computers AI HPC Research Devon Outside
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This whole section really.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This whole section really.
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It's IT Professionals Day!
Many happy "have you cleared the caches" to everyone on Bluesky x
Many happy "have you cleared the caches" to everyone on Bluesky x
September 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
It's IT Professionals Day!
Many happy "have you cleared the caches" to everyone on Bluesky x
Many happy "have you cleared the caches" to everyone on Bluesky x
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C'mon , let's get fossil fuel ads banned . . . first step , a debate in Parliament . Will you be the 100,000th signature on my petition ? Sign at govpetition.uk/700024 – almost there !
May 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
C'mon , let's get fossil fuel ads banned . . . first step , a debate in Parliament . Will you be the 100,000th signature on my petition ? Sign at govpetition.uk/700024 – almost there !
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Someone on Reddit spent £75 buying 26 things in alphabetical order, then framed the receipt.
www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...
www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...
April 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Someone on Reddit spent £75 buying 26 things in alphabetical order, then framed the receipt.
www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...
www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's heard mine.
October 11, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's heard mine.
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The Caring University is now available for pre-order!
It's about structural and cultural change to improve the higher ed workplace.
See the ToC ⬇️
I'd be grateful if you would consider reposting to your networks to spread the word.
tinyurl.com/6kk9fryt
It's about structural and cultural change to improve the higher ed workplace.
See the ToC ⬇️
I'd be grateful if you would consider reposting to your networks to spread the word.
tinyurl.com/6kk9fryt
February 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The Caring University is now available for pre-order!
It's about structural and cultural change to improve the higher ed workplace.
See the ToC ⬇️
I'd be grateful if you would consider reposting to your networks to spread the word.
tinyurl.com/6kk9fryt
It's about structural and cultural change to improve the higher ed workplace.
See the ToC ⬇️
I'd be grateful if you would consider reposting to your networks to spread the word.
tinyurl.com/6kk9fryt
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
I thought I knew what I was doing with this stupid game
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February 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I thought I knew what I was doing with this stupid game
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I don’t wish to spoil this for anyone, but the hell is coddle eggs
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“Order up!”
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“Order up!”
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February 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don’t wish to spoil this for anyone, but the hell is coddle eggs
Strands #337
“Order up!”
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Strands #337
“Order up!”
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New Year - let's go!
First up, please join the >56,000 signatures on this petition. It's easy to get distracted by the Elon-Trump-Tommeh-Tate froth, which is all worth engaging - but we should not lose sight of driving our own drives for what we want.
Sign and share please. 👇👇
First up, please join the >56,000 signatures on this petition. It's easy to get distracted by the Elon-Trump-Tommeh-Tate froth, which is all worth engaging - but we should not lose sight of driving our own drives for what we want.
Sign and share please. 👇👇
This is Erasmus
Erasmus+ empowers students through opportunities to study, work, and grow across Europe. Join us in bringing this programme back to the UK
www.europeanmovement.co.uk
January 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
New Year - let's go!
First up, please join the >56,000 signatures on this petition. It's easy to get distracted by the Elon-Trump-Tommeh-Tate froth, which is all worth engaging - but we should not lose sight of driving our own drives for what we want.
Sign and share please. 👇👇
First up, please join the >56,000 signatures on this petition. It's easy to get distracted by the Elon-Trump-Tommeh-Tate froth, which is all worth engaging - but we should not lose sight of driving our own drives for what we want.
Sign and share please. 👇👇
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December 11, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
November 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
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#SC24: Nvidia unveils new tools and frameworks for augmenting real-time fluid dynamics simulations, computational chemistry, weather forecasting, and drug development with #AI
www.theregister.com/2024/11/18/n...
#HPC via @theregister.com
www.theregister.com/2024/11/18/n...
#HPC via @theregister.com
Nvidia looks to shoehorn AI into more HPC workloads
GPU giant contends that a little fuzzy math can speed up fluid dynamics, drug discovery
www.theregister.com
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
#SC24: Nvidia unveils new tools and frameworks for augmenting real-time fluid dynamics simulations, computational chemistry, weather forecasting, and drug development with #AI
www.theregister.com/2024/11/18/n...
#HPC via @theregister.com
www.theregister.com/2024/11/18/n...
#HPC via @theregister.com
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Utterly shameful.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Utterly shameful.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
November 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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LOOK AT THE JOY!!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
LOOK AT THE JOY!!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Good evening wonderful people of BlueSky.
I'll soon be posting Space Station passes and all sorts of stargazing stuff, for your entertainment and pleasure.
Give me a follow and let's explore the universe together.
I'll soon be posting Space Station passes and all sorts of stargazing stuff, for your entertainment and pleasure.
Give me a follow and let's explore the universe together.
a couple sitting on a bench looking at the earth
ALT: a couple sitting on a bench looking at the earth
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Good evening wonderful people of BlueSky.
I'll soon be posting Space Station passes and all sorts of stargazing stuff, for your entertainment and pleasure.
Give me a follow and let's explore the universe together.
I'll soon be posting Space Station passes and all sorts of stargazing stuff, for your entertainment and pleasure.
Give me a follow and let's explore the universe together.
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I've done the B&B picture as a gif, but trying to upload it to Tenor gives you worrying google account access alarms and even ignoring that it still got stuck trying to process it. So check it out on b3ta b3ta.com/board/11412911 or the other place
hu huh, huh, hhhh, let that sink in.. huh huhhh hhh
Dammit Butthead, where is everyone? you said X was the place to be.
b3ta.com
November 13, 2024 at 8:51 AM
I've done the B&B picture as a gif, but trying to upload it to Tenor gives you worrying google account access alarms and even ignoring that it still got stuck trying to process it. So check it out on b3ta b3ta.com/board/11412911 or the other place