Pete Maddux
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Pete Maddux
@marmutia.bsky.social
Big fan of history, French aircraft, and toasted sandwiches
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.

Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution
October 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons.
As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge.
We Stan an IBS king.
October 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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This administration thinks the law works the same way Michael Scott thinks bankruptcy works.
August 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
July 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
John Cornyn is truly a godawful human being.
July 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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cat1:
cat2:
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cat1: I WILL MURDER YOU TO DEATH
cat2: I WILL MURDER YOU BACK
June 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Is it 'online training course'?
June 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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A sincere welcome back to George Kirby, the best pitcher in baseball who also looks like a minor character in a John Steinbeck novel
May 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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quick rhyme to help you differentiate:

if he tells you to let love in,
that's nick cave and has always been

if he steals the declaration of independence,
then brother that's nick cage in attendance
May 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I’m glad Tyler Shough got a job because he’s too old to be on his parents health insurance
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Everyone reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg gets conclaved tonight.
April 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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This is a tricky one, but I would suggest writing to a national newspaper, and including enough specific information that your friend finds out how much you dislike their spouse without you having to tell them directly.
April 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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well mission accomplished buddy
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Honestly I'm glad they picked Harvard to try out this novel "we're mad" legal theory of revoking tax-exempt status, given its infinite resources, deep network of powerful alumni, and law school attended by 142 sitting federal judges.

Good luck! 🫡
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The IRS is making plans to rescind the tax-exempt status of Harvard University, according to two sources familiar with the matter

A final decision on rescinding the university’s tax exemption is expected soon, the sources said

www.cnn.com/2025/04/16/p...
IRS making plans to rescind Harvard’s tax-exempt status | CNN Politics
The Internal Revenue Service is making plans to rescind the tax-exempt status of Harvard University, according to two sources familiar with the matter, which would be an extraordinary step of retaliat...
www.cnn.com
April 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Pope Leo X and Charles V discover environmentalism
April 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM