MarchingMachine
@marchingmachine.bsky.social
Video game enthusiast. Science enthusiast. Animal enthusiast. Novice rally racing enthusiast. Getting back into wrestling enthusiast. Used to be a creative-type. Maybe I'll do that again. Oh. Music enthusiast. Movie enthu--
He/him.
He/him.
When she can't keep her eyes off you.
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When she can't keep her eyes off you.
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
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You must have been misinformed. I don't offer services to the public.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You must have been misinformed. I don't offer services to the public.
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My response to the Gremlins 3 news
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My response to the Gremlins 3 news
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mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice
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I think I beat Ball x Pit. At least got through the last level. First I thought it was alright but wished I liked it more. Then I started to hate it after a few hours. Kept playing anyway and started to like it again. After 20 hours, I'd say its a solid game. Still wish I liked it more than I do. 🎮
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think I beat Ball x Pit. At least got through the last level. First I thought it was alright but wished I liked it more. Then I started to hate it after a few hours. Kept playing anyway and started to like it again. After 20 hours, I'd say its a solid game. Still wish I liked it more than I do. 🎮
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November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Can you make this life a little more bearable for Abeer’s family? 🧸
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Can you make this life a little more bearable for Abeer’s family? 🧸
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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you tellin me a hostess dinged these dongs?
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
you tellin me a hostess dinged these dongs?
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
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PUT THE SIMPSONS IN SID MEIERS ALPHA CENTAURI YOU COWARDS
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
PUT THE SIMPSONS IN SID MEIERS ALPHA CENTAURI YOU COWARDS
Frankenstein's Little Guy.
"Actually, Frankenstein was the little guy. This is just his monster."
"Actually, Frankenstein was the little guy. This is just his monster."
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Frankenstein's Little Guy.
"Actually, Frankenstein was the little guy. This is just his monster."
"Actually, Frankenstein was the little guy. This is just his monster."
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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Can we make a quick stop so I can get a box of fabric softener and some Pringles?
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Can we make a quick stop so I can get a box of fabric softener and some Pringles?
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To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
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Are you going to stand idly by while this platform deletes Ahmed’s account and chance for survival over and over again? 🤔
chuffed.org/project/1426...
chuffed.org/project/1426...
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Are you going to stand idly by while this platform deletes Ahmed’s account and chance for survival over and over again? 🤔
chuffed.org/project/1426...
chuffed.org/project/1426...
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Since the Bluesky team is bigoted against Link, he is unable to conduct Mutual Fund Friday, and so in his absence we must do it for him. SNAP benefits disappearing means a LOT of people mightily struggling. So can we try?? :)
If you need help, drop your links below. Everyone else share & donate.
If you need help, drop your links below. Everyone else share & donate.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Since the Bluesky team is bigoted against Link, he is unable to conduct Mutual Fund Friday, and so in his absence we must do it for him. SNAP benefits disappearing means a LOT of people mightily struggling. So can we try?? :)
If you need help, drop your links below. Everyone else share & donate.
If you need help, drop your links below. Everyone else share & donate.
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How can you say American manufacturing is dead when we have 215 cheesecake factories?
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
How can you say American manufacturing is dead when we have 215 cheesecake factories?
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October 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM