Alex I. Thymia
@maia.computer
programmer in the streets, shitposter in the sheets
queer, trans, leftist, metalcore enjoyer, tech nerd, retrocomputing enthusiast, reluctant southerner
pronouns: she/they
languages: English (native), German (okay-ish)
queer, trans, leftist, metalcore enjoyer, tech nerd, retrocomputing enthusiast, reluctant southerner
pronouns: she/they
languages: English (native), German (okay-ish)
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Alex I. Thymia
@maia.computer
· Nov 12
makowka character maker II
- for NON-COMMERCIAL USE only! you can't use it for advertising, album covers, book illustrations, business accounts etc
- you can use it as your profile picture for personal social media accounts (cr...
picrew.me
new profile pic (made with this picrew: picrew.me/en/image_mak...). with the circular frame I feel like it’s giving Daria vibes, which I suppose is not entirely inappropriate
me: [minding my own business]
a single molecule of saliva: [touches my epiglottis when I unconsciously swallow or something]
my body: OH FUCK THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END WE'RE DROWNING, SUSPENDING ALL OTHER RESPIRATORY FUNCTION TO TRY TO HACK UP THESE LITERAL GALLONS OF WATER WE SUDDENLY ASPIRATED
a single molecule of saliva: [touches my epiglottis when I unconsciously swallow or something]
my body: OH FUCK THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END WE'RE DROWNING, SUSPENDING ALL OTHER RESPIRATORY FUNCTION TO TRY TO HACK UP THESE LITERAL GALLONS OF WATER WE SUDDENLY ASPIRATED
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
me: [minding my own business]
a single molecule of saliva: [touches my epiglottis when I unconsciously swallow or something]
my body: OH FUCK THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END WE'RE DROWNING, SUSPENDING ALL OTHER RESPIRATORY FUNCTION TO TRY TO HACK UP THESE LITERAL GALLONS OF WATER WE SUDDENLY ASPIRATED
a single molecule of saliva: [touches my epiglottis when I unconsciously swallow or something]
my body: OH FUCK THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END WE'RE DROWNING, SUSPENDING ALL OTHER RESPIRATORY FUNCTION TO TRY TO HACK UP THESE LITERAL GALLONS OF WATER WE SUDDENLY ASPIRATED
superstitiously referring to Atlassian as "the Australian company" like actors refer to Macbeth as "the Scottish play"
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
superstitiously referring to Atlassian as "the Australian company" like actors refer to Macbeth as "the Scottish play"
Quark's nephew realizes he's actually Quark's niece, call that egg Nog
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Quark's nephew realizes he's actually Quark's niece, call that egg Nog
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hiccups are when you're taking damage over time but your resistances reduce the damage to 0
January 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
hiccups are when you're taking damage over time but your resistances reduce the damage to 0
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me, reading this: ok this is obviously glazing RFK Jr. but for some reason I am desperate to give the benefit of the doubt. how old is he now, maybe this was *kind of* true when he was 71, if you dial back the fashy hyperbole?
me, after a brief trip to wikipedia: are you fucking kidding me
me, after a brief trip to wikipedia: are you fucking kidding me
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
me, reading this: ok this is obviously glazing RFK Jr. but for some reason I am desperate to give the benefit of the doubt. how old is he now, maybe this was *kind of* true when he was 71, if you dial back the fashy hyperbole?
me, after a brief trip to wikipedia: are you fucking kidding me
me, after a brief trip to wikipedia: are you fucking kidding me
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reading an article that mentions Microsoft and refers to them as "the Windows maker" nearly every time after the initial paragraph and I'm like, dude, were you really that desperate to pad out your word count
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
reading an article that mentions Microsoft and refers to them as "the Windows maker" nearly every time after the initial paragraph and I'm like, dude, were you really that desperate to pad out your word count
the tilt mechanism on my desk chair failed months ago and I finally convinced myself that buying a new one was a worthy expenditure, and I can't wait to have a chair that will let me return to my usual levels of postural badness instead of making it even worse
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
the tilt mechanism on my desk chair failed months ago and I finally convinced myself that buying a new one was a worthy expenditure, and I can't wait to have a chair that will let me return to my usual levels of postural badness instead of making it even worse
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Make a melodeath/nu metal playlist put on shuffle
Call that KoRn on the CoB
Call that KoRn on the CoB
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Make a melodeath/nu metal playlist put on shuffle
Call that KoRn on the CoB
Call that KoRn on the CoB
is this what the rock was cooking?
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
is this what the rock was cooking?
to paraphrase mel brooks, tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when megyn kelly is fed into a wood chipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
to paraphrase mel brooks, tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when megyn kelly is fed into a wood chipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
despite everything, it's still wancil
(that phrase pops into my head every time I see one of his posts. I have to spread the curse)
(that phrase pops into my head every time I see one of his posts. I have to spread the curse)
this man thinks i have far, far more power than i do and it's becoming weird atp
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
despite everything, it's still wancil
(that phrase pops into my head every time I see one of his posts. I have to spread the curse)
(that phrase pops into my head every time I see one of his posts. I have to spread the curse)
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Fellas, is it idealistic to log off?
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Fellas, is it idealistic to log off?
just had a horrific vision of a slop future in which music with lyrics that contains any word your average social media user is afraid to use because of The Algorithm is considered “explicit”, and clean versions of songs have AI-rewritten algospeak-euphemism lyrics sung by AI-generated vocalists
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
just had a horrific vision of a slop future in which music with lyrics that contains any word your average social media user is afraid to use because of The Algorithm is considered “explicit”, and clean versions of songs have AI-rewritten algospeak-euphemism lyrics sung by AI-generated vocalists
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this has been lodged in my head for the past 24 hours. I blame @patrickwyman.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this has been lodged in my head for the past 24 hours. I blame @patrickwyman.bsky.social
I think the worst thing about the late-’80s/early-’90s wave of “young versions of golden-age cartoon characters” cartoons is the fact that they burdened millennials with the knowledge that characters like droopy and goofy have, canonically, fucked
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I think the worst thing about the late-’80s/early-’90s wave of “young versions of golden-age cartoon characters” cartoons is the fact that they burdened millennials with the knowledge that characters like droopy and goofy have, canonically, fucked
every time I clean my glasses and put them back on afterwards I'm always like "holy shit I can see again, how do I keep letting them get this bad" and then I just let them get that bad again
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
every time I clean my glasses and put them back on afterwards I'm always like "holy shit I can see again, how do I keep letting them get this bad" and then I just let them get that bad again
I have no idea who these characters are or what they're from, and I don't particularly care, but this cracks me up every time I see it
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have no idea who these characters are or what they're from, and I don't particularly care, but this cracks me up every time I see it
been replaying control and not long after I unlocked the levitation power I realized that if I had that power IRL it is almost certainly how I would die, because it would only take *one* time forgetting to activate the power right before I impacted the ground at terminal velocity
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
been replaying control and not long after I unlocked the levitation power I realized that if I had that power IRL it is almost certainly how I would die, because it would only take *one* time forgetting to activate the power right before I impacted the ground at terminal velocity
filled out a PTO request at work to use up the rest of my PTO for the year and wondered why nearly every interaction with the form felt like it required a network roundtrip. so I opened dev tools and it turns out every nearly interaction with the form DID require a roundtrip
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
filled out a PTO request at work to use up the rest of my PTO for the year and wondered why nearly every interaction with the form felt like it required a network roundtrip. so I opened dev tools and it turns out every nearly interaction with the form DID require a roundtrip
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The most terrifying sentence in the English language: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to poop on you from my king plane full of diarrhea."
October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The most terrifying sentence in the English language: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to poop on you from my king plane full of diarrhea."
dammit now I gotta close a tab every time I open a new one. or close 351 of them and then do the same thing
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
dammit now I gotta close a tab every time I open a new one. or close 351 of them and then do the same thing
they should sell these during the day too they’re really good
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
they should sell these during the day too they’re really good