Alex I. Thymia
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Alex I. Thymia
@maia.computer
programmer in the streets, shitposter in the sheets
queer, trans, leftist, metalcore enjoyer, tech nerd, retrocomputing enthusiast, reluctant southerner

pronouns: she/they
languages: English (native), German (okay-ish)
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new profile pic (made with this picrew: picrew.me/en/image_mak...). with the circular frame I feel like it’s giving Daria vibes, which I suppose is not entirely inappropriate
makowka character maker II
- for NON-COMMERCIAL USE only! you can't use it for advertising, album covers, book illustrations, business accounts etc - you can use it as your profile picture for personal social media accounts (cr...
picrew.me
hot take: alt text on images (especially screenshots of text) is good but unless you are a brand or a public figure or someone who has, or is actively trying to cultivate, a capital-A Audience, you should never feel *obligated* to add it
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
the world is on fire but I managed to make myself clean up my bedroom enough that I don’t have to take comically large steps over piles of junk to get from the door to the bed anymore, so I got that goin’ for me, which is nice
January 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I irrationally, vehemently despise the word “meeple”
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I’m bringing back interrupts and mana burn, you can thank me later
Deleting the Magic: the Gathering Comprehensive Rules is a pretty ham-fisted way to implement the Commander hybrid rule change by just not having any rules at all.
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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repost if you’re older than this calendar that’s been barely hanging on in grandma’s house since september 1996
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
if @legaleagle.tv doesn't already have a german-speaking, hedgehog-themed counterpart who calls himself "LegalIgel", he totally should
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
seeing that thing about Trump and Bari Weiss (you’ve probably seen it too) makes me think about all the reports of Trump’s stench lately and as much as I want to believe, I have to think we’d have seen someone on live TV by now catching a whiff of it and not being able to keep from making a face
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I just learned that hootie and the blowfish put out a new album in 2019. imagine falling into a coma in 1994 when cracked rear view came out, waking up 25 years later trying to figure out how long it’s been, and someone tells you hootie and the blowfish has a new album. you’d think it was still 1994
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 AM
honestly it's hard for me to get upset about this when they would have just taken it by force anyway and probably worsened the experience for everyone else by hammering it with scrapers in the process
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
someday when we’re well clear of the present moment in United States politics, I really hope that Schumer and Jeffries—for that matter, really any Democrat who thinks that ICE can be redeemed—are remembered as fondly as Vidkun Quisling
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
🎶 from the back to the middle and around again
🎶 I’m gonna be there till the end
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
due to recent developments, this may be changing from "despite everything, it's still wancil" (resigned affect) to "despite everything, it's still wancil" (positive affect)
despite everything, it's still wancil

(that phrase pops into my head every time I see one of his posts. I have to spread the curse)
this man thinks i have far, far more power than i do and it's becoming weird atp
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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every day we wake up wanting no worries be happy, and every day we get no happy be worries
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
it’s alternate 2026 and President Harris’s administration is “following the law” with regard to trans people: gender-affirming care for minors and trans participation in sports remain illegal in half the country; some red states are still making noise about banning gender-affirming care for adults
It’s alternate universe 2026 and Kamala Harris is president and Tim Walz is vice president.

The only times you looked at your phone today was for checking sports scores and looking up recipes.

Your blood pressure is normal. You don’t have a headache. Your only sigh for the day was in pleasure.
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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The post-apocalypse trogoldyte survivors of ARC Raiders have a fast, efficient public transit system that has a train at Robot Hell Station every five minutes meanwhile I have to drive a car.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I’m 42 and I also have an iron deficiency tyvm
you’re not ‘eepy’ you are 34 years old with a b12 deficiency
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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me any time I try positive self-talk
(this is not a request for evidence to the contrary)
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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not trying to call anybody out but some people really need to remember that I don't know who needs to hear this
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
occasionally I am reminded that the corporate headquarters for Denny's is (a) in Spartanburg, South Carolina, and (b) an enormous brutalist concrete slab that if not for the Denny's logo would probably not look out of place in any Soviet-era Eastern European capital
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Yotta flop deez nuts
Who cares
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
this sandwich would fix me
sir excuse me that’s my emotional support cheese frenchee
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
we reproduce asexually, releasing clouds of spores at certain points in our lifecycles, like some species of fungi
December 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
to paraphrase those old Genesis ads, Amiga does what PC DOSn’t
Indie Retro News: Sonic The Hedgehog looks impressive on the Amiga as a tech demo by RetroRic www.indieretronews.com/2025/12/soni... #retrogaming #gaming #amiga #commodoreamiga
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM