maybe I'm too naive to recognize the kayfabe but I swear I've seen people take the pineapple-on-pizza debate at least as seriously as shit that actually matters

I regret to inform you that this pun only works if you disregard the official pronunciation of “posix”, which is with the “pos” as in “positive” (i.e., roughly “pozz-ix”)

fortunately, however, the official pronunciation is unambiguously, objectively wrong

like I'm legitimately surprised to learn that the man is actually a few years *younger* than my parents because he looks like he's made of used football leather and has a voice like a teddy ruxpin with a broken cassette mechanism

I’ve always heard “rich people’s yacht money” as the suggested replacement

unalive the poor. unaliving in the name. grape me. close your eyes (and count to fork). I could probably come up with more but I’m too millennial to be on platforms where algospeak is more common and too contrarian to change how I talk even if I were

and droopy named his son “dripple”. that kid must have been a deeply resented mistake to get saddled with a name that sounds like an old-timey euphemism for an STI

alas, yes. if it makes you feel any better, showing your typing indicator there is questionably useful anyway since on large servers you might have to scroll to find yourself