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Michael Lodato
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Brooklyn Writer and Educator. MikeLodato.com
I truly think that Trump, as a New Yorker, was simply excited to meet the new mayor
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?

TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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ABC could simply run old episodes of "The Man Show" in the Kimmel slot and conservatives would demand they give him a late night show
September 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Chairlift's "Bruises" soundtracks iPod Nano ad (2008)
August 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This describes a lot of philosophical scholarship
i believe i've just invented a new type of sandwich: the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. you may be thinking, "how is that different from a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" well, this sandwich has not only peanut butter, but jelly as well, making it essentially a peanut butter and jel– ah shit
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.
February 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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NOT NOW SQUIRRELS sheesh
Researchers from the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire (UW-Eau Claire) and the University of California (UC), Davis, have recorded California ground squirrels hunting, killing, and eating small rodents called voles—the first documented evidence of the animal consistently eating meat.
Squirrels Caught Hunting and Eating Meat for the First Time
Scientists thought this species stuck to eating grains, but this summer's open season on voles suggests otherwise.
gizmodo.com
January 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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the concept of "checking in" online for a flight, appointment or whatever is so bizarre to me. you're not actually there. checking is is something you should do to confirm you're physically at the place
December 17, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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Being held for questioning sounds so nice
December 12, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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something i've only realized in the last 5 years ago is the role of car use in dissemination of propaganda - the cognitive load required to drive is quite large, which lowers your resistence for receiving or evaluating false information you hear on, say, talk radio.
I truly believe that car dependency and sprawl help create the sort of superfluous, alienated public that Arendt wrote about in Origins of Totalitarianism
“In a typical week, relying on a car more than 50% of the time for out-of-home activities is associated with a decrease in life satisfaction. This implies that at high levels of car dependence, there are negative implications that outweigh the benefits of car-based travel.” ssti.us/2024/12/09/t...
December 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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Bloc Party perform "Helicopter" on Later... with Jools Holland (2004)
November 14, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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You better believe I know what the blockchain is, I always have and always will
November 18, 2024 at 4:46 AM
have we considered turning Donald Trump into a llama and sending him on a life-affirming adventure that opens his mind to the beauty of community and friendship
November 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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does anyone want to start a business where we use cryptocurrency to commit fraud
November 6, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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WOW! The early results from Mortenflort county do not look good for you-know-who!!! 😮🫣
November 6, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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"It's funny when you think about it, because if Trump wins, Peanut's owner won't be able to make money on Only Fans because Project 2025 will ban porn."

:the attendant swabbing my burning forehead with a cloth in 8th century Byzantium: "She has been delirious and babbling all night my lord."
November 4, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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This reminds me of conservative evangelicals who insist that when Jesus said that it was easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of needle than to enter kingdom of heaven, he was talking about a gate in Jerusalem called "the eye of the needle" and that actually a rich man could get to heaven.
September 26, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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i hold that millenials are the only generation that actually knows how to use computers. everyone before and after just... doesnt
September 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
“Kamala Harris. Let’s have a good debate.”
“Nice to see you. Have fun.”
“Thank you.”
“Thank you.”
September 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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The same way fascism is just colonialism applied internally, American conservativism is just "beat your kids until they obey you" applied outwardly to the entire country
September 10, 2024 at 10:36 PM