jacob
@madp0e7ix.com
Dad, data science, dogs. Baker, cook, ice cream maker, gardener, #retrocomputing, Arduino/Raspberry Pi hobbyist, trying to once again be a runner.
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jacob
@madp0e7ix.com
· Jan 10
Teddy's Art Gallery
About the Artist - Pre-K 2024
TeddyKreider.com
I've been making my 4 year-old his own website art gallery (in true geocities technical prowess).
Stop by and check it out-- and sign the guestbook so I can show him how people from anywhere can see it!
(Works on mobile, but better on desktop. ...I am not very good at this lol)
Stop by and check it out-- and sign the guestbook so I can show him how people from anywhere can see it!
(Works on mobile, but better on desktop. ...I am not very good at this lol)
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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
I just realized how insane the LinkedIn recruitment messages are gonna get once they (inevitably) start letting AI trawl profiles and automatically send messages
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I just realized how insane the LinkedIn recruitment messages are gonna get once they (inevitably) start letting AI trawl profiles and automatically send messages
My wife refuses to use our mandolin because she knows how irresponsibly cavalier I am with dangerous things and then see the respect I have for (and terror I have of) the mandolin
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My wife refuses to use our mandolin because she knows how irresponsibly cavalier I am with dangerous things and then see the respect I have for (and terror I have of) the mandolin
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
Happy holidays to everyone except the people that join Teams calls five minutes early
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Happy holidays to everyone except the people that join Teams calls five minutes early
My wife refuses to go to Chipotle since she realized they always give me (6'7" man) larger portions than her (5'4" woman).
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My wife refuses to go to Chipotle since she realized they always give me (6'7" man) larger portions than her (5'4" woman).
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I’m sorry if you are not rooting for Duke you are not a fun person lmfao this rules
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m sorry if you are not rooting for Duke you are not a fun person lmfao this rules
It is time we reckon with the fact that we've made our refrigerators too deep. What is the back half even for except things I will most certainly forget about.
Fridges should take up an entire kitchen wall but only be a foot deep
Fridges should take up an entire kitchen wall but only be a foot deep
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It is time we reckon with the fact that we've made our refrigerators too deep. What is the back half even for except things I will most certainly forget about.
Fridges should take up an entire kitchen wall but only be a foot deep
Fridges should take up an entire kitchen wall but only be a foot deep
Love to sit in a chair as if I'm lined up against Usain Bolt waiting for the 100m to start
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Love to sit in a chair as if I'm lined up against Usain Bolt waiting for the 100m to start
Oh, no, just because you call from Microsoft Teams doesn't mean I'm picking up. I don't care how green my little dot is.
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oh, no, just because you call from Microsoft Teams doesn't mean I'm picking up. I don't care how green my little dot is.
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
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Windows 2000 Professional AKA The 🐐
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Windows 2000 Professional AKA The 🐐
My overarching feeling while watch the first episode of Stranger Things 5 was, "I don't care about any of this stuff happening," so I don't exactly have high hopes for the rest of the season
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My overarching feeling while watch the first episode of Stranger Things 5 was, "I don't care about any of this stuff happening," so I don't exactly have high hopes for the rest of the season
My kingdom for a project manager that learns how to use Teams
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My kingdom for a project manager that learns how to use Teams
I was watching a fifth floor walk up in Scotland for a friend so some carpets could be delivered and I tipped the guys a hundred bucks.
They thought it was hysterical but I'm sure have given our country at least one atrocity pass as a result.
They thought it was hysterical but I'm sure have given our country at least one atrocity pass as a result.
As an American I think it’s important to tip well around the world so people will want to see us coming, and to differentiate us from the dreadful Aussies and Brits
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I was watching a fifth floor walk up in Scotland for a friend so some carpets could be delivered and I tipped the guys a hundred bucks.
They thought it was hysterical but I'm sure have given our country at least one atrocity pass as a result.
They thought it was hysterical but I'm sure have given our country at least one atrocity pass as a result.
The street sweeper just did donuts in the intersection in front of our house for like three minutes straight. Dudes rock
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The street sweeper just did donuts in the intersection in front of our house for like three minutes straight. Dudes rock
IT did a force update and restart over the weekend, apparently. Can't wait to see what fresh horrors* await this morning
*user experience and security improvements
*user experience and security improvements
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
IT did a force update and restart over the weekend, apparently. Can't wait to see what fresh horrors* await this morning
*user experience and security improvements
*user experience and security improvements
"Eating whale meat up here in the booth"
Damn, I can't believe MLB didn't like hearing "he'll want to kill himself after this game" about their athletes 😔
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Eating whale meat up here in the booth"
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
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THE USA'S OWN TYLER ADAMS SCORES AN ABSOLUTE WORLDIE! 🇺🇸
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
THE USA'S OWN TYLER ADAMS SCORES AN ABSOLUTE WORLDIE! 🇺🇸
Without a doubt. They're plausible deniability generators.
sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Without a doubt. They're plausible deniability generators.
Muppets Pride and Prejudice
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Muppets Pride and Prejudice