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Maranda
@madmaranda.bsky.social
✌️ arts 'n crafty 'old lady' millennial INFJ weirdo
😎 child-free, rescue cat / dog lady; meow
🌈 progressive, secular humanist, tolerant ally
🍃 blow trees, save bees, eat cheese
🤦 thoroughly embarrassed American
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Can confirm! As if the ICE ads weren't enough, this shitty "customer service" is plenty in itself. Lost two premium customers from my family tonight.

FAFO, Spotify. Byeee!
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This is what happens when we’re governed by stupid people who think life is a reality show.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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National Guard troops don't sign up to be used as political pawns. They sign up to serve their country, not needlessly deploy to American cities to pick up garbage. These two soldiers should be alive right now and at home with their families for Thanksgiving. I'm furious.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Kristi Noem is guilty of crimes against humanity and needs to face justice.

📌 She made the final call to defy a court order to halt deportation flights, sending people into the hellscape of CECOT, a place the UN has compared to a torture chamber.

Prosecute her and everyone involved.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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No contract, no coffee.

We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Pete Hegseth is not the "secretary of war" just because he keeps using the term, any more than the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of America or Donald Trump is a great American. Saying so don't make it so.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Bro it’s a goddamn miracle we survived 2025 (I mean, there is still time) so in 2026 it should be FUCK IT, WE BALL.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I think it’s pretty clear at this point that one of the main impacts of LLMs is to disrupt thinking: to make it so that far too many people never properly learn how to do it, and then to control the output so there are thoughts that people never learn how to think.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.

Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.

Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I stand with Arizona Senator / Captain Kelly the Hero, Astronaut & Family Man
A man that can wear his military medals proudly
A man who stood beside his wife during her hard path to recovery after her assignation attempt

A drunk national guard guy & a man that refused to serve are unfit
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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“Facebook accounts for 59 to 65 percent of online trafficking recruitment in federal cases. For children specifically, 65 percent. Meta platforms generated 85 percent of all child sexual abuse material reports to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children in 2022.”

GET OFF META!
Mark Zuckerberg has more in common with Jeffrey Epstein than you might expect
Is Meta complicit in a massive transnational human trafficking trade?
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"what is a venezuela" rises to second position in Google searches, right behind "what is felching"
If we went to war with Venezuela tomorrow, I'm sure that at least half the country would be completely, totally surprised.
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Will be interesting to see who Trump invades first: Our long-hated adversary Venezuela or our long-hated adversary Greenland.
JD Vance and Peter Thiel are running a sustained operation out of the White House designed to acquire Greenland, either voluntarily or by force. Thiel has laid out plans for what he intends to do with the island nation in past writings. It doesn't entail the consent of the Greenlanders for anything.
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Venezuela is a made up distraction and a testing ground for illegal orders.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
After all that, turns out DOGE itself IS the waste, fraud and abuse. Who'da thought?! 🤷🤦🖕

via Aaron Parnas:

"Reuters has confirmed that Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency was quietly shut down eight months early after reports showed it had wasted more than $21.7 billion,

1/2
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Just Being Honest To Taco Belles
Face ?.......
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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This young man has it exactly right.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Zohran has done more for America in 3 weeks than Chuck Schumer has done his entire career.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"...denial is the glue holding MAGA together." - Michael Cohen @michaelcohen212.bsky.social

👏👏👏

open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Trump Bus Rolls Over MAGA Mike
Mike Johnson discovers what every loyalist eventually learns: the Trump bus never stops, and sooner or later, everyone hears the engine rev as it rolls over them.
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM