Maranda
@madmaranda.bsky.social
✌️ burned-out millennial INFJ weirdo
😎 child-free, rescue cat / dog lady; meow
🌈 progressive, secular humanist, tolerant ally
🍃 blow trees, save bees, eat cheese
🤦 thoroughly embarrassed American
😎 child-free, rescue cat / dog lady; meow
🌈 progressive, secular humanist, tolerant ally
🍃 blow trees, save bees, eat cheese
🤦 thoroughly embarrassed American
Pinned
"hey, did you know that Machado’s gifting of the Peace Prize is not without historical precedent? there actually is one instance of someone handing their prize to a foreign leader. you know who got that prize, don’t you? of course you do — because the answer is always THE FUCKING NAZIS."
neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy
this is so embarrassing
open.substack.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"hey, did you know that Machado’s gifting of the Peace Prize is not without historical precedent? there actually is one instance of someone handing their prize to a foreign leader. you know who got that prize, don’t you? of course you do — because the answer is always THE FUCKING NAZIS."
1,000 simulations and zero considered that you can't eat raw chicken?
A cooking appliance, the fuel or electricity to operate it, a physical space in which to use it, a vessel to cook in, tools to cook with, oil (e.g.) for the pan, etc.
It's not just POOF HERE'S YOUR DINNER, ffs. 🤷
A cooking appliance, the fuel or electricity to operate it, a physical space in which to use it, a vessel to cook in, tools to cook with, oil (e.g.) for the pan, etc.
It's not just POOF HERE'S YOUR DINNER, ffs. 🤷
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
1,000 simulations and zero considered that you can't eat raw chicken?
A cooking appliance, the fuel or electricity to operate it, a physical space in which to use it, a vessel to cook in, tools to cook with, oil (e.g.) for the pan, etc.
It's not just POOF HERE'S YOUR DINNER, ffs. 🤷
A cooking appliance, the fuel or electricity to operate it, a physical space in which to use it, a vessel to cook in, tools to cook with, oil (e.g.) for the pan, etc.
It's not just POOF HERE'S YOUR DINNER, ffs. 🤷
And how did that work out for you, María Corina Machado? 🤦
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
And how did that work out for you, María Corina Machado? 🤦
Reposted by Maranda
The thing is, some people can make mistakes, get things wrong, be careless, etc. But that’s not what Jennings did here. Jennings knowingly, purposefully and intentionally lied to utterly distort what was said, which CNN pays him to do every day. CNN is the enabler of this.
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 AM
The thing is, some people can make mistakes, get things wrong, be careless, etc. But that’s not what Jennings did here. Jennings knowingly, purposefully and intentionally lied to utterly distort what was said, which CNN pays him to do every day. CNN is the enabler of this.
Reposted by Maranda
A big problem with the current situation in America is that the authorities that are creating the situation are in doing so creating a situation where if they lose power and back down, they might end up having to face consequences they're unwilling to accept
From that point there is only escalation
From that point there is only escalation
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
A big problem with the current situation in America is that the authorities that are creating the situation are in doing so creating a situation where if they lose power and back down, they might end up having to face consequences they're unwilling to accept
From that point there is only escalation
From that point there is only escalation
Reposted by Maranda
When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
Reposted by Maranda
Pritzker: The Insurrection Act is designed for circumstances where your rights can’t be protected by local authorities
This is exactly the opposite.
Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.
This is exactly the opposite.
Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Pritzker: The Insurrection Act is designed for circumstances where your rights can’t be protected by local authorities
This is exactly the opposite.
Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.
This is exactly the opposite.
Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.
"...ICE officers ate at a local Mexican restaurant, then followed workers after their shifts ended and detained them."
(via The Parnas Perspective @aaronparnas.bsky.social)
Deplorables will be held accountable in America 2.0.
(via The Parnas Perspective @aaronparnas.bsky.social)
Deplorables will be held accountable in America 2.0.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"...ICE officers ate at a local Mexican restaurant, then followed workers after their shifts ended and detained them."
(via The Parnas Perspective @aaronparnas.bsky.social)
Deplorables will be held accountable in America 2.0.
(via The Parnas Perspective @aaronparnas.bsky.social)
Deplorables will be held accountable in America 2.0.
Reposted by Maranda
If ya don't want political reactions in your factory
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If ya don't want political reactions in your factory
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
Don't bring politicians into your factory
Seems really simple
Reposted by Maranda
Checking in on CBS News(max)
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Checking in on CBS News(max)
Reposted by Maranda
It’s a lawless totalitarian occupation of an American city.
I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
It’s a lawless totalitarian occupation of an American city.
Reposted by Maranda
Senate Republicans just BLOCKED the bipartisan War Powers resolution to end the illegal war in Venezuela.
They voted for forever wars, and against the best interests of the American people.
They voted for forever wars, and against the best interests of the American people.
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Senate Republicans just BLOCKED the bipartisan War Powers resolution to end the illegal war in Venezuela.
They voted for forever wars, and against the best interests of the American people.
They voted for forever wars, and against the best interests of the American people.
Reposted by Maranda
Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment.
We deserve better, she’s gotta go.
Reposted by Maranda
Thank goodness for the mute feature! This thread went south quickly, lol.
January 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Thank goodness for the mute feature! This thread went south quickly, lol.
Reposted by Maranda
McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
McBride: Look, people are clutching their pearls at this guy yelling something at the president. They are more offended by a worker standing up to the president and calling him out for his hypocrisy than they are by the president trying to cover up for a human trafficking ring
Reposted by Maranda
The uninformed citizens of the US need to wake up and realize that the rest of the world (with the exception of Russia) sees us as the bad guys, here. At every turn.
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The uninformed citizens of the US need to wake up and realize that the rest of the world (with the exception of Russia) sees us as the bad guys, here. At every turn.
Reposted by Maranda
This was the plan
January 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This was the plan
I got it for donating to her campaign during a special livestream event. I'm not sure if they were sold outside of the event though, sorry! :)
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I got it for donating to her campaign during a special livestream event. I'm not sure if they were sold outside of the event though, sorry! :)
Don't blame me, I didn't design it. 😂
Maybe share your record-breaking $$ ideas with Kat's promotional team for their next merch launch?
Maybe share your record-breaking $$ ideas with Kat's promotional team for their next merch launch?
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Don't blame me, I didn't design it. 😂
Maybe share your record-breaking $$ ideas with Kat's promotional team for their next merch launch?
Maybe share your record-breaking $$ ideas with Kat's promotional team for their next merch launch?
Damn, @jefftiedrich.bsky.social is cookin’ today. 😆
Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
and a tiny little finger, at that.
open.substack.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Damn, @jefftiedrich.bsky.social is cookin’ today. 😆
Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Go buy Mr. Sabula a drink! 💙
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Go buy Mr. Sabula a drink! 💙
Reposted by Maranda
We kicked in $5K to help buy some beer for the Ford autoworker 😉🍻! Thank you TJ! Link we were sent for the GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-...
Donate to TJ Sabula is a patriot!!, organized by Sean Williams
Please help us raise funds for patriot TJ Sabula!! TJ was suspended from his job at the Ford Au… Sean Williams needs your support for TJ Sabula is a patriot!!
www.gofundme.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
We kicked in $5K to help buy some beer for the Ford autoworker 😉🍻! Thank you TJ! Link we were sent for the GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-...