mackalodon
@mackagain.bsky.social
🏴☠️ guilo, pinche guero🏴☠️
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If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut Education and Science Research the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut Education and Science Research the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
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you shit post
I post dumb shit
we are not the same
I post dumb shit
we are not the same
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
you shit post
I post dumb shit
we are not the same
I post dumb shit
we are not the same
Friday is date 3, Saturday is date 4.
am I supposed to put out on date 3 or on date 4?
am I supposed to put out on date 3 or on date 4?
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Friday is date 3, Saturday is date 4.
am I supposed to put out on date 3 or on date 4?
am I supposed to put out on date 3 or on date 4?
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
maybe the problem isn't what you have to offer, but to whom you're offering it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
maybe the problem isn't what you have to offer, but to whom you're offering it.
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I think the Air Force is the most badass of the branches of the military because their acronym is USAF.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I think the Air Force is the most badass of the branches of the military because their acronym is USAF.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
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If I've got to eat and train like an athlete then I pick sumo wrestler.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If I've got to eat and train like an athlete then I pick sumo wrestler.
after a certain age, men experience a totally new definition for "tripping balls"
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
after a certain age, men experience a totally new definition for "tripping balls"
a career pivot? at 57?
after 27 years of doing what I do, yes.
after 27 years of doing what I do, yes.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
a career pivot? at 57?
after 27 years of doing what I do, yes.
after 27 years of doing what I do, yes.
I've been scarce here the last few months, but I'm back!
sending extra love and good vibes to the people that checked in on me. I appreciate you 🫶🏼
sending extra love and good vibes to the people that checked in on me. I appreciate you 🫶🏼
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I've been scarce here the last few months, but I'm back!
sending extra love and good vibes to the people that checked in on me. I appreciate you 🫶🏼
sending extra love and good vibes to the people that checked in on me. I appreciate you 🫶🏼
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My alt account will be me trying to be sexy mixed in with pics of various casserole dishes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My alt account will be me trying to be sexy mixed in with pics of various casserole dishes.
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I just put my coffee in a canister that has housed junk for a decade. Tune in tomorrow when I lose my shit because I can’t find the coffee.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I just put my coffee in a canister that has housed junk for a decade. Tune in tomorrow when I lose my shit because I can’t find the coffee.
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God I miss a good old fashioned soft block.
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
God I miss a good old fashioned soft block.
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Their teacher challenged them to remove the mandarin from a glass full of water w/o spilling a single drop
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Their teacher challenged them to remove the mandarin from a glass full of water w/o spilling a single drop
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Mostly because they didn’t exist…
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mostly because they didn’t exist…
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we don't get the dental visit we want. we get the one we deserve.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we don't get the dental visit we want. we get the one we deserve.
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And I'm doing a damn good job of it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
And I'm doing a damn good job of it.
it's a Polyphia kinda eveneing
youtu.be/Z5NoQg8LdDk?...
youtu.be/Z5NoQg8LdDk?...
Polyphia - Playing God (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Polyphia
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
it's a Polyphia kinda eveneing
youtu.be/Z5NoQg8LdDk?...
youtu.be/Z5NoQg8LdDk?...
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Conversation with my 84 y/o mother:
Mom:
get me 2 bananas and I don’t like the big ones!
Me:
You don’t know what you’re missing!
Mom:
Mom:
get me 2 bananas and I don’t like the big ones!
Me:
You don’t know what you’re missing!
Mom:
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Conversation with my 84 y/o mother:
Mom:
get me 2 bananas and I don’t like the big ones!
Me:
You don’t know what you’re missing!
Mom:
Mom:
get me 2 bananas and I don’t like the big ones!
Me:
You don’t know what you’re missing!
Mom:
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There will come a time where we stop hearing the word hoax every damn day.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There will come a time where we stop hearing the word hoax every damn day.