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🏴☠️ guilo, pinche guero🏴☠️
mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq
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I am broken
I need to pick up the pieces and put them back together
I am kintsugi
I need to pick up the pieces and put them back together
I am kintsugi
September 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I am broken
I need to pick up the pieces and put them back together
I am kintsugi
I need to pick up the pieces and put them back together
I am kintsugi
No cheating, post your lock screen
July 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No cheating, post your lock screen
it might be your time for something like these
July 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it might be your time for something like these
I don't always use parchment paper, but when I do it's because I'm baking something delicious... presenting crunchy chocolate chip cookies. cocoa nibs make the crunch
July 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don't always use parchment paper, but when I do it's because I'm baking something delicious... presenting crunchy chocolate chip cookies. cocoa nibs make the crunch
5 star rated homemade nutter butters... everybody loves em but they're a lot of work
July 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
5 star rated homemade nutter butters... everybody loves em but they're a lot of work
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
July 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
jonesing for a Slyman's Rueben
July 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
jonesing for a Slyman's Rueben
🎶 you can hate me now 🎶
July 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
🎶 you can hate me now 🎶
have you tried the ming chew method yet?
July 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
have you tried the ming chew method yet?
I'm from wayyy before the internet.
bonus points if you can guess the year, make, and model
bonus points if you can guess the year, make, and model
July 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm from wayyy before the internet.
bonus points if you can guess the year, make, and model
bonus points if you can guess the year, make, and model
presenting the Glacier Bay PowerFlush. It can supposedly flush 7 billiard balls in one flush.
how much cheese would one have to eat to produce a poop of that size?
how much cheese would one have to eat to produce a poop of that size?
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
presenting the Glacier Bay PowerFlush. It can supposedly flush 7 billiard balls in one flush.
how much cheese would one have to eat to produce a poop of that size?
how much cheese would one have to eat to produce a poop of that size?
I don't know who started the tortilla face smack trend, but in the words of the prolific lyricist Delilah Bon...
July 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I don't know who started the tortilla face smack trend, but in the words of the prolific lyricist Delilah Bon...
Tysonderoga & Kobeyashi
American Staffies
American Staffies
July 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tysonderoga & Kobeyashi
American Staffies
American Staffies
me flirting... details are in the alt text
July 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
me flirting... details are in the alt text
one of these could help
July 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
one of these could help
an impala wagon! I love wagons
July 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
an impala wagon! I love wagons
the daughter-in-law said I'm not allowed to get the toddler any more paints, glitter, or markers for her birthday... so guess who's getting this super cool drum kit for their birthday
July 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
the daughter-in-law said I'm not allowed to get the toddler any more paints, glitter, or markers for her birthday... so guess who's getting this super cool drum kit for their birthday
dodge ball with lawn darts... thinning the herd. wrist rockets were pretty cool too.
July 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
dodge ball with lawn darts... thinning the herd. wrist rockets were pretty cool too.
physical therapist to pro athletes. stretches the fascia and the muscles. I've been pain free for 12 years. I'm 57 and super bendy.
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
physical therapist to pro athletes. stretches the fascia and the muscles. I've been pain free for 12 years. I'm 57 and super bendy.
in this house, the meatloaf gets baked TWICE!
afiyet olsun, mf'rs
afiyet olsun, mf'rs
July 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
in this house, the meatloaf gets baked TWICE!
afiyet olsun, mf'rs
afiyet olsun, mf'rs
the staffs, Kobeyashi & Tysonderoga say hi
July 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the staffs, Kobeyashi & Tysonderoga say hi
could I interest you in some blueberry cheesecake keto muffins?
July 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
could I interest you in some blueberry cheesecake keto muffins?