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m1randa.bsky.social
Miranda
@m1randa.bsky.social
at my computer 97% of the time
she/her • 28 • california 🌳🖤

discord: exhists
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THEM: okay, just don’t make it sexual

PERSON TO NAME BANGKOK:
June 1, 2024 at 9:59 PM
i got a cat :)
June 1, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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April 25, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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national anthem of these tiddiez (not shown)
April 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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oh WHAT? so now it’s ILLEGAL to piss my pants on the plane ?
April 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
national anthem of these tiddiez (not shown)
April 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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[me, on my deathbed] yep, this is me; you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
April 15, 2024 at 6:49 AM
this could be us but i'm missing the sword
April 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine
April 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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That one fraternity brother who's always boasting about how much blood he lost
April 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Tired of True Crime podcasts. I want to hear about some fake crimes. A guy riding a stolen giraffe hijacking a Japanese bullet train and demanding it take him to Orlando. That sort of thing.
April 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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all of my posts contain backward satanic messages just scrape a needle across your phone screen to hear them
April 16, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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going on walk in the woods to dabble in the dark arts
April 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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just updating my pfp don't be alarmed
April 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM
is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine
April 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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adding cybertrucks to the list of things men can't get wet ✍️
April 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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Domino by Ben Caldwell
April 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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@m1randa.bsky.social i saw mr whiskey mentioned that today is your birthday. So.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you pretty lady! Stay gorgeous! 🥳🥳🥳
April 17, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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happy birthday to youuuu 🎉
only alarmed in the sense that u r a 5-alarm fire smoke show, ayy 🤟🔥 🚒 👨🏻‍🚒
April 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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happy happy birthday
from dookofurl to you!
i wish it was my birthday
so me could party too HEYYYYY!
🥳🎉👏👏
April 16, 2024 at 8:39 PM
just updating my pfp don't be alarmed
April 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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@m1randa.bsky.social happy birthday, ya rowdy! 🥂🌋🎉
April 16, 2024 at 4:52 PM