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m1randa.bsky.social
Miranda
@m1randa.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1K following 2K posts
at my computer 97% of the time
she/her • 28 • california 🌳🖤

discord: exhists
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
THEM: okay, just don’t make it sexual

PERSON TO NAME BANGKOK:
June 1, 2024 at 9:59 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
i got a cat :)
black cat with eyes wide open. his name is Winston and he is laying on a tortilla blanket. his tongue is barely poking out. a blep.
June 1, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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dookofurl.bsky.social
@m1randa.bsky.social ….awoooo?
orange full moon rising over LA harbor, fishing pole in foreground
April 25, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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m1randa.bsky.social
national anthem of these tiddiez (not shown)
April 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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guypussy.bsky.social
oh WHAT? so now it’s ILLEGAL to piss my pants on the plane ?
April 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
national anthem of these tiddiez (not shown)
April 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
[me, on my deathbed] yep, this is me; you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
April 15, 2024 at 6:49 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
this could be us but i'm missing the sword
princess peach wearing a floor-length black dress with fishnet tights underneath. she is carrying a sword over one shoulder. she is wearing a chain belt around her waist, attached is a leash. a tiny bowser is attached to the leash around his wrist.
April 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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m1randa.bsky.social
is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine
April 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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kwholesaler.bsky.social
That one fraternity brother who's always boasting about how much blood he lost
April 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Tired of True Crime podcasts. I want to hear about some fake crimes. A guy riding a stolen giraffe hijacking a Japanese bullet train and demanding it take him to Orlando. That sort of thing.
April 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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francesmeh.reviews
all of my posts contain backward satanic messages just scrape a needle across your phone screen to hear them
April 16, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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m1randa.bsky.social
going on walk in the woods to dabble in the dark arts
April 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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m1randa.bsky.social
just updating my pfp don't be alarmed
Miranda taking a mirror picture of herself. her hair is dyed red and black. she is wearing an oversized black zip-up hoodie, a gold necklace, and her phone case has a picture of ghostface holding a knife.
April 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine
April 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
adding cybertrucks to the list of things men can't get wet ✍️
April 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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Domino by Ben Caldwell
Domino by Ben Caldwell
April 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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thelalalandd.bsky.social
@m1randa.bsky.social i saw mr whiskey mentioned that today is your birthday. So.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you pretty lady! Stay gorgeous! 🥳🥳🥳
April 17, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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eelaware.bsky.social
happy birthday to youuuu 🎉
only alarmed in the sense that u r a 5-alarm fire smoke show, ayy 🤟🔥 🚒 👨🏻‍🚒
April 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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dookofurl.bsky.social
happy happy birthday
from dookofurl to you!
i wish it was my birthday
so me could party too HEYYYYY!
🥳🎉👏👏
April 16, 2024 at 8:39 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
just updating my pfp don't be alarmed
Miranda taking a mirror picture of herself. her hair is dyed red and black. she is wearing an oversized black zip-up hoodie, a gold necklace, and her phone case has a picture of ghostface holding a knife.
April 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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theebonedaddy.bsky.social
@m1randa.bsky.social happy birthday, ya rowdy! 🥂🌋🎉
April 16, 2024 at 4:52 PM