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m1randa.bsky.social
Miranda
@m1randa.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1K following 2K posts
at my computer 97% of the time
she/her • 28 • california 🌳🖤

discord: exhists
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m1randa.bsky.social
i got a cat :)
black cat with eyes wide open. his name is Winston and he is laying on a tortilla blanket. his tongue is barely poking out. a blep.
June 1, 2024 at 7:58 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
this could be us but i'm missing the sword
princess peach wearing a floor-length black dress with fishnet tights underneath. she is carrying a sword over one shoulder. she is wearing a chain belt around her waist, attached is a leash. a tiny bowser is attached to the leash around his wrist.
April 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
just updating my pfp don't be alarmed
Miranda taking a mirror picture of herself. her hair is dyed red and black. she is wearing an oversized black zip-up hoodie, a gold necklace, and her phone case has a picture of ghostface holding a knife.
April 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
no u 😎
red uno reverse card
April 16, 2024 at 3:46 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
catch u guys later my ride's here
yellow bus that says "COOL BUS"
April 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
what half of u look like after staring at the sun today
a black cat who looks very zooted. sort of has a lazy eye, one of his eyes is looking at the camera and the other is looking elsewhere. his mouth is slightly open and part of his tongue is poking out of his mouth.
April 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
ooooooh yeaaaaaah baby
kool aid man breaking through wall, probably saying "OOOHHHH YEAAAAAAH." also holding a jug (?) of kool aid we hope.
April 8, 2024 at 8:44 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
not now sweetie mommy's locked in
screenshot from the sims where the mom is on her computer playing a game. to her left, there is a baby (likely an infant) on the floor literally on fire. the mom is not looking at or helping the baby. she's locked in.
March 16, 2024 at 12:58 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
a real uphill struggle for anyone
small child wearing a red top, black pants, and dark sunglasses. they are standing next to a bmx bike. the bike is standing upright and the child is resting their hand on the bike's seat. text on photo says: "yeah, i'm into bmx bowel movement xplosions"
March 1, 2024 at 11:41 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
you're sleepy and i'm just...angsty?
spotify daylist angst scemo monday afternoon you listened to hipster and electric guitar on monday afternoons. here's some: mallgoth, extremo, angst, rocker, swancore, and punkish made for Miranda 3h 25m - next update at 5:02pm
February 26, 2024 at 10:05 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
get a load of those soft wood pinuses
a google search saying "pine tree scientific name." the search result shows "pinus" as the pine scientific name. also shows a branch of a pine tree with a pine cone hanging from it. pine trees are considered softwood trees.
February 22, 2024 at 12:21 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
frog looking at itself in the mirror. lots of sparkles and pink jewels. the caption at the bottom in pink says "you're a star, baby"
February 18, 2024 at 8:09 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
i'm good but here's my favorite picture of me trying to get down my stairs to do laundry
Miranda sitting on her stairs with her left foot in a boot. there is a small backpack on her front with a pair of crutches to her right
February 17, 2024 at 3:02 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
i broke my ankle less than 12 hours after i took this picture
Miranda taking a mirror picture of herself with her phone. she is wearing all black with pink dr marten sandals
February 16, 2024 at 7:10 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
100% sure this would work on some of u
mouse trap with cheese. waiting for folks on bsky to take the bait
February 15, 2024 at 9:36 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
what does rocko have that we don't
rocko from rocko's modern life
February 15, 2024 at 8:46 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
these are the same image
girl with her around around guy, yelling travis kelce yelling at coach
February 12, 2024 at 6:51 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
i got u
Miranda holding a black cherry white claw. an electric fireplace is in the background. her arm is tattooed and tentacles of the kraken are shown in black and grey
February 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
ready for the real halftime show
spongebob about to perform halftime show. there is a spotlight on him and he is facing downward, eyes closed, holding a microphone. he looks ethereal. there are 4 fish to his left and 4 fish to his right
February 11, 2024 at 8:21 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
gm bsky who up feeling silly and whimsical today
Miranda with one hand on her face her face and the other holding her phone. She is sitting at her desk and using her webcam like a mirror and is holding her phone up to take the picture. She is looking away from the camera, fingernails are painted black, and she has a purple checkered Gengar phone case.
January 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
lord farquaad in bed holding a martini glass
January 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
you really should have let the cat redistribution system do its thing ;) they were just waiting for you to scoop one up and run away. also cat tax
black and white cat sitting (dare i say, posing) in yard on top of a wooden plank. surrounded by yellow leaves
December 27, 2023 at 11:56 PM
m1randa.bsky.social
i'll get you back when you least expect it
elmo with his arms raised in front of a large fire
December 23, 2023 at 3:07 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
i did not expect this turn of events
surprised pikachu
December 21, 2023 at 12:18 AM
m1randa.bsky.social
skeleton laying in bed on their side. wearing a pink towel and dusty rose top
December 20, 2023 at 10:54 PM