Mitchell
@m-smith345.bsky.social
Bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
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it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete
Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete
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Please don't call it that
September 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Please don't call it that
Almost the end of Shai-Hulud Summer and I've still got 200 pages left in Chapterhouse: Dune 😔😔
September 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Almost the end of Shai-Hulud Summer and I've still got 200 pages left in Chapterhouse: Dune 😔😔
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When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine,"
That's... usually not the case!
In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using.
We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that?
youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk
That's... usually not the case!
In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using.
We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that?
youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk
"Everyone Drank Raw Milk!" No They Didn't
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
youtu.be
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine,"
That's... usually not the case!
In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using.
We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that?
youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk
That's... usually not the case!
In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using.
We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that?
youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
It's gonna happen again
Gov. Gavin Newsom tells @karaswisher.bsky.social he’s launching a memecoin — the “Trump Corruption Coin.”
Full episode drops tomorrow!
Full episode drops tomorrow!
August 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's gonna happen again
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i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
August 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
[Donald Trump if he was in Heretics of Dune]: Siona Ibn Fuad al-Seyefa ATREIDES
August 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
[Donald Trump if he was in Heretics of Dune]: Siona Ibn Fuad al-Seyefa ATREIDES
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today we’ll be airing some shit that would be on the tv in a robocop sequel
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
today we’ll be airing some shit that would be on the tv in a robocop sequel
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Man falls overboard during Browns giant inflatable new helmet reveal on floating platform, laughing at the Browns mascot throwing him a floatie (WKYC)
July 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Man falls overboard during Browns giant inflatable new helmet reveal on floating platform, laughing at the Browns mascot throwing him a floatie (WKYC)
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Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. Going to chase him around with my car for a bit
July 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. Going to chase him around with my car for a bit
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DAILY MEMO: A Federal Police Officer Gets Kicked in the Nuts and More
@eltragon.bsky.social
@eltragon.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
DAILY MEMO: A Federal Police Officer Gets Kicked in the Nuts and More
@eltragon.bsky.social
@eltragon.bsky.social
I'm not gonna buy into the Wemby hype until he switches out Sanderson books for Le Guin
July 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'm not gonna buy into the Wemby hype until he switches out Sanderson books for Le Guin
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LCD Soundsystem is probably the only band where the quality of the song is directly proportional to the length of the song
June 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
LCD Soundsystem is probably the only band where the quality of the song is directly proportional to the length of the song
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ICE agent points gun directly at the head of innocent civilian—just for taking picture of his license plate.
He drew his gun with one hand—while fumbling to open the car door with the other.
The "agent" did not seem to be aware someone else was already recording his vehicle.
Pasadena, California.
He drew his gun with one hand—while fumbling to open the car door with the other.
The "agent" did not seem to be aware someone else was already recording his vehicle.
Pasadena, California.
June 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ICE agent points gun directly at the head of innocent civilian—just for taking picture of his license plate.
He drew his gun with one hand—while fumbling to open the car door with the other.
The "agent" did not seem to be aware someone else was already recording his vehicle.
Pasadena, California.
He drew his gun with one hand—while fumbling to open the car door with the other.
The "agent" did not seem to be aware someone else was already recording his vehicle.
Pasadena, California.
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the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states
June 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states
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This is continued journalistic malpractice from the @startribune.com normalizing a violent white male suspect. He owned a private security company called Praetorian Guard, traveled overseas to preach against abortion and LGBTQ+ people, and attended a bible college that preaches "violent prayer."
Suspect showed few signs of political extremism before lawmaker shootings
Friends and associates say Vance Boelter, who was apprehended late Sunday and charged with murdering a state lawmaker and her husband, was mild-mannered and did not appear to be fixated on politics.
www.startribune.com
June 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is continued journalistic malpractice from the @startribune.com normalizing a violent white male suspect. He owned a private security company called Praetorian Guard, traveled overseas to preach against abortion and LGBTQ+ people, and attended a bible college that preaches "violent prayer."
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Everyone is sharing this and unless you watch it (or are super knowledgeable about the Fox News extended universe), you’re led to believe that the drunk woman is the one in the screenshot, but it is most definitely not. This is worth your time.
Fox News brings on Rebekah Koffler to talk about the military parade, but she seems to be heavily intoxicated so they cut away with quickness
June 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Everyone is sharing this and unless you watch it (or are super knowledgeable about the Fox News extended universe), you’re led to believe that the drunk woman is the one in the screenshot, but it is most definitely not. This is worth your time.
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I dunno. if they’re literally gunning down your politicians on the day of the fuher’s birth and having a military parade to celebrate, I think perhaps your approach should contain a little more edge than this
June 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I dunno. if they’re literally gunning down your politicians on the day of the fuher’s birth and having a military parade to celebrate, I think perhaps your approach should contain a little more edge than this
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Britta going “I can excuse occupying American cities but I draw the line at making Newsom look presidential”
Newsom: "Arrest me. Let's just get it over with, tough guy. I don't give a damn ... Tom, arrest me. Let's go."
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Britta going “I can excuse occupying American cities but I draw the line at making Newsom look presidential”
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can’t wait to order pizza from the blackface AI
“Domino's customers who order by phone in Atlanta, for instance, are likely to reach an AI assistant that speaks with a Southern accent…[Domino’s] has also developed a voice that speaks using African-American Vernacular English.”
The clever way that Domino's is making AI feel more real — and better at taking your pizza order
Domino's and other restaurants use text-to-voice software that can imitate specific accents or tones. It leads more people to complete their orders.
www.businessinsider.com
May 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
can’t wait to order pizza from the blackface AI