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@lzd.bsky.social
Cut the crap, Sherlock. This here is Jones soda and we won't back down from a fight.
Profile pic is art from @alexkrokus.bsky.social
Profile pic is art from @alexkrokus.bsky.social
For the men who piss
All over the toilet seat
There is no heaven
All over the toilet seat
There is no heaven
October 10, 2023 at 7:19 PM
For the men who piss
All over the toilet seat
There is no heaven
All over the toilet seat
There is no heaven
Got the FA KING flu
October 4, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Got the FA KING flu
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The House has lost the Mandate of Kevin
October 3, 2023 at 6:44 PM
The House has lost the Mandate of Kevin
I'm sliving around on the floor
they’re really calling it “Sliving on X” huh. just incredible how twitter management can’t even come up with a way to brand live streaming without triggering a vague sense of disgust and loathing
October 3, 2023 at 7:37 PM
I'm sliving around on the floor
You're advertising on my Panda Express order confirmation? Give it up, SiriusXM. This is embarrassing.
October 1, 2023 at 11:57 PM
You're advertising on my Panda Express order confirmation? Give it up, SiriusXM. This is embarrassing.
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rain is actually good because plants need water to grow. i'm wandering around new york city haranguing people who are struggling to get to work, parents trying to pick up their kids, etc., to tell them this, and perhaps engage them in debate
September 29, 2023 at 3:08 PM
rain is actually good because plants need water to grow. i'm wandering around new york city haranguing people who are struggling to get to work, parents trying to pick up their kids, etc., to tell them this, and perhaps engage them in debate
Who is man-handling Commander?
September 27, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Who is man-handling Commander?
Waaaaaaaa Joe Biden bad waaaaaa
September 26, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Waaaaaaaa Joe Biden bad waaaaaa
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my sisters libertarian boyfriend got drunk and ruined her 10th birthday
September 26, 2023 at 5:04 PM
my sisters libertarian boyfriend got drunk and ruined her 10th birthday
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It's weird to call Bluesky a "walled garden" and Twitter the "public square" when it's Twitter that lets you pay eight dollars to clog up the replies of any post and crowd out anyone actually interested in talking about stuff
September 26, 2023 at 4:36 PM
It's weird to call Bluesky a "walled garden" and Twitter the "public square" when it's Twitter that lets you pay eight dollars to clog up the replies of any post and crowd out anyone actually interested in talking about stuff
I've been thinking about it a lot, and I think it's time for me to start smoking cigarettes.
September 26, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I've been thinking about it a lot, and I think it's time for me to start smoking cigarettes.
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Not sustainable for who motherfucker
September 25, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Not sustainable for who motherfucker
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This is getting old.
There is a journalist out there who is also named Rachel Sharp. Right wingers hate her! How do I know? They keep emailing me instead. I guess I have better SEO, and they cannot figure out from the website that I am a novelist.
There is a journalist out there who is also named Rachel Sharp. Right wingers hate her! How do I know? They keep emailing me instead. I guess I have better SEO, and they cannot figure out from the website that I am a novelist.
September 25, 2023 at 1:56 PM
This is getting old.
There is a journalist out there who is also named Rachel Sharp. Right wingers hate her! How do I know? They keep emailing me instead. I guess I have better SEO, and they cannot figure out from the website that I am a novelist.
There is a journalist out there who is also named Rachel Sharp. Right wingers hate her! How do I know? They keep emailing me instead. I guess I have better SEO, and they cannot figure out from the website that I am a novelist.
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New Patreon episode of Fruitless is here! @lzd.bsky.social and I discuss growing up homeschooled and wrap up Evangelical Month at Fruitless. (Yes, I'm gonna take a break from this subject for a while lol)
You can find it here: www.patreon.com/posts/89570963
You can find it here: www.patreon.com/posts/89570963
Homeschooled Evangelical | Fruitless
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September 20, 2023 at 5:33 PM
New Patreon episode of Fruitless is here! @lzd.bsky.social and I discuss growing up homeschooled and wrap up Evangelical Month at Fruitless. (Yes, I'm gonna take a break from this subject for a while lol)
You can find it here: www.patreon.com/posts/89570963
You can find it here: www.patreon.com/posts/89570963
You got dam neanderthal mofos need to STOP PISSING ON TOILET SEAT I'm going to become the joker
September 20, 2023 at 4:27 PM
You got dam neanderthal mofos need to STOP PISSING ON TOILET SEAT I'm going to become the joker
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"Why does the president love his fuckup son" pairs well with "why don't my adult children talk to me anymore"
September 14, 2023 at 6:24 PM
"Why does the president love his fuckup son" pairs well with "why don't my adult children talk to me anymore"
If the entertainment industry collapsed entirely the only bad part would be working class people losing their jobs. All entertainment is bad.
September 14, 2023 at 9:07 PM
If the entertainment industry collapsed entirely the only bad part would be working class people losing their jobs. All entertainment is bad.
What's that, babe? You like that swagger in my step?
Thanks, it's joint instability. 😎
Thanks, it's joint instability. 😎
September 11, 2023 at 9:05 PM
What's that, babe? You like that swagger in my step?
Thanks, it's joint instability. 😎
Thanks, it's joint instability. 😎
I am willing to give Elon Musk $36 for a 10% stake in X.
September 9, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I am willing to give Elon Musk $36 for a 10% stake in X.
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Its such a pain in the ass to see someone and when they you finally do they just kind of look at you and shrug, but fortunately it's also very very expensive
September 8, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Its such a pain in the ass to see someone and when they you finally do they just kind of look at you and shrug, but fortunately it's also very very expensive
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a just released message from those trapped at Burning Man:
They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums...drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming!
They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums...drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming!
September 4, 2023 at 12:05 AM
a just released message from those trapped at Burning Man:
They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums...drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming!
They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums...drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming!
This'll be me at my interview today
September 1, 2023 at 2:56 PM
This'll be me at my interview today
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I am the Mitch McConnell of doing a small task
August 30, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I am the Mitch McConnell of doing a small task