Joke's on you, I forget to drink entirely
how can i trust that you have adhd if you don’t have 7 beverages open simultaneously
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Joke's on you, I forget to drink entirely
Genuinely cannot comprehend how a person wakes up in the morning and makes voting for Jacob Frey a part of their day.
Is there anything this man has done well over the last 8 years? Homelessness is worse, taxes keep going up, MPD is still a mess- he is objectively bad at this job!
Is there anything this man has done well over the last 8 years? Homelessness is worse, taxes keep going up, MPD is still a mess- he is objectively bad at this job!
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Genuinely cannot comprehend how a person wakes up in the morning and makes voting for Jacob Frey a part of their day.
Is there anything this man has done well over the last 8 years? Homelessness is worse, taxes keep going up, MPD is still a mess- he is objectively bad at this job!
Is there anything this man has done well over the last 8 years? Homelessness is worse, taxes keep going up, MPD is still a mess- he is objectively bad at this job!
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
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Situation so bad people in 33 South Sixth (formerly known as International Multifoods Tower) are complaining about having to look at Target Field
July 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Situation so bad people in 33 South Sixth (formerly known as International Multifoods Tower) are complaining about having to look at Target Field
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
April 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
A very special Happy Birthday to the Earth, my home planet.
April 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A very special Happy Birthday to the Earth, my home planet.
Did JD Vance kill the Pope? Many people are saying this!
April 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Did JD Vance kill the Pope? Many people are saying this!
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Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
April 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
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💯 Dems should also commit to a specific position: Trump has not honored the promises and agreements of his predecessors and we will not honor his. If you're gullible enough to trust an assurance from Trump, understand that it is gone the moment he is.
I'm not kidding that any Dem who wants to run in 2028 should get out ahead of this and loudly say if El Salvador puts American citizens in Trump's gulag we'll fucking invade.
"Over the weekend, Trump endorsed sending U.S. citizens to El Salvador prisons." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
April 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
💯 Dems should also commit to a specific position: Trump has not honored the promises and agreements of his predecessors and we will not honor his. If you're gullible enough to trust an assurance from Trump, understand that it is gone the moment he is.
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
Thread with excellent info:
House Rs just passed the budget resolution, the first step in their process to enact a bill that'd kick millions off Medicaid & cut SNAP down to just $1.60 per person per meal on avg while cutting taxes for the top 0.1% by $278k - all while increasing the debt
🧵on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
🧵on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
February 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Thread with excellent info:
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let's not all rush at once to congratulate RFK Jr on the confirmation
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
let's not all rush at once to congratulate RFK Jr on the confirmation
[salutes]
February 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
[salutes]
Hell yeah Gojira won a Grammy for that shit at the Olympics
February 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hell yeah Gojira won a Grammy for that shit at the Olympics
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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If you are on Facebook just for Buy Nothing, here is your lifeboat!
Buy Nothing now has an app so we can share with each other without supporting Zuck
Please join me, I am posting a bunch of stuff this weekend.
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Buy Nothing now has an app so we can share with each other without supporting Zuck
Please join me, I am posting a bunch of stuff this weekend.
buynothingproject.org/join
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January 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you are on Facebook just for Buy Nothing, here is your lifeboat!
Buy Nothing now has an app so we can share with each other without supporting Zuck
Please join me, I am posting a bunch of stuff this weekend.
buynothingproject.org/join
Buy Nothing now has an app so we can share with each other without supporting Zuck
Please join me, I am posting a bunch of stuff this weekend.
buynothingproject.org/join
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
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January 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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