Beef (Ghoul Guy)
@beefofficial.bsky.social
Direct to video sequels-based lifeform from the smoldering wreckage of Minneapolis.
Voted Best Beef in Town 2025 (Projected)
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New baby names for our Grim, Dark Future:
Glewton
Enward
Breaston
Keato
Paygre
Arward
Ransch
Cashappe
Muggle
Durstyn
Busten
Gunt
Glewton
Enward
Breaston
Keato
Paygre
Arward
Ransch
Cashappe
Muggle
Durstyn
Busten
Gunt
I often think about how, throughout their run of 4 WNBA titles in 6 years, Lynx players worked out at the LA Fitness in the basement of Target Center, during which time the Wolves, despite their home gyms and personal trainers, failed to make the playoffs once.
For @msmagazine.com, I wrote about the WNBA and the issue of pay equity. By the time the WNBA was only two seasons in (1999-2000) the average NBA salary was 58 times higher than the average WNBA salary. Twenty-six years later, the gap has jumped to 116 times higher.
Calling Foul: Breaking Down WNBA Pay and Why It Matters
Breaking Down WNBA Pay for Women Athletes and Why It Matters: a case study in systemic undervaluing of women’s work
msmagazine.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I often think about how, throughout their run of 4 WNBA titles in 6 years, Lynx players worked out at the LA Fitness in the basement of Target Center, during which time the Wolves, despite their home gyms and personal trainers, failed to make the playoffs once.
come on pleeeaaassseee let it be the avn awards im 37 yrs old i have nothing
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
come on pleeeaaassseee let it be the avn awards im 37 yrs old i have nothing
As a freak for long sleeve tee shirts I’m grateful for this perfectly temperate November day, but my neighborhood STINKS! You might assume I’m stinky but I am not and it was a yucky walk to the store this evening.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
As a freak for long sleeve tee shirts I’m grateful for this perfectly temperate November day, but my neighborhood STINKS! You might assume I’m stinky but I am not and it was a yucky walk to the store this evening.
You’d think a Behind the Music revival would be a no brainer with everybody having/constantly using cameras but I imagine the three record labels that control all music consider it bad PR to broadcast their breadwinners acting like shit and calling everything gay and retarded while slamming nitrous
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You’d think a Behind the Music revival would be a no brainer with everybody having/constantly using cameras but I imagine the three record labels that control all music consider it bad PR to broadcast their breadwinners acting like shit and calling everything gay and retarded while slamming nitrous
“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
"Coreyography: a Memoir" By Corey Feldman
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Coreyography: a Memoir" By Corey Feldman
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
With streaming services abusing AI and creating a million walled gardens and HBO Discovery straight up deleting original programming, I think it's good to remember that the solution to democratizing media access was right in front of us all along.
Underground Tape Railroad
Underground Tape Railroad, from Season 4, Episode 2 of Mr Show With Bob and David
vimeo.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
With streaming services abusing AI and creating a million walled gardens and HBO Discovery straight up deleting original programming, I think it's good to remember that the solution to democratizing media access was right in front of us all along.
At this point the Metro Blue Line is basically a tour of public amenities we are denied access to on the off chance they might benefit a homeless person.
I always get so depressed when I see the permanently fenced off amphitheater in front of the central library in downtown Minneapolis. This beautiful sculpture overhangs a completely unusable public amenity.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
At this point the Metro Blue Line is basically a tour of public amenities we are denied access to on the off chance they might benefit a homeless person.
“Somehow, James Bond returned.” - Amazon execs
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“Somehow, James Bond returned.” - Amazon execs
Atmosphere above my house is bisexual lighting right now. GUESS THE DAMN SKY IS WOKE NOW smdh…😣
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Atmosphere above my house is bisexual lighting right now. GUESS THE DAMN SKY IS WOKE NOW smdh…😣
The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month
RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session
You love to see bigots get the full Immigrant Fantasy Camp experience.
I know several people who have recently moved or are actively looking to move from Texas, at least in part because it's too hostile to LGBTQ people. Imagine moving to Russia because you think Texas is *too nice* to them!
For my first piece back from vacation, I blogged about the people who moved from Texas to Russia to escape gay people and then found out living in Russia kind of sucks:
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You love to see bigots get the full Immigrant Fantasy Camp experience.
would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed
Imagine being one of the tens off thousands of Americans these cowards have condemned to die next year and having this country club fuck tell you you're overreacting.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Imagine being one of the tens off thousands of Americans these cowards have condemned to die next year and having this country club fuck tell you you're overreacting.
How about a kids’ cartoon called “Piglets Go Crazy” and it’s just hogs in a pen running away from a farmer with a hypodermic needle?
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
How about a kids’ cartoon called “Piglets Go Crazy” and it’s just hogs in a pen running away from a farmer with a hypodermic needle?
I guess the surgery to fix your dick that you fucked up costs one trillion dollars.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I guess the surgery to fix your dick that you fucked up costs one trillion dollars.
We take for granted that cats are lap animals and while I have always liked big kitties, Michael is pushing the limit at 19 pounds. Like a hot bag of curing concrete on my crotch.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We take for granted that cats are lap animals and while I have always liked big kitties, Michael is pushing the limit at 19 pounds. Like a hot bag of curing concrete on my crotch.
Halal statue of liberty something. 9/11
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Halal statue of liberty something. 9/11
If Pelosi retiring at 85 is what finally gets the ball rolling on term limits does that make her the Wilt Chamberlain of US politics?
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If Pelosi retiring at 85 is what finally gets the ball rolling on term limits does that make her the Wilt Chamberlain of US politics?
For fuck’s sake, Jon Stewart, just run for president. Get some Beltway stooge to be your VP. Jamie Raskin seems fine. Announce a mostly-women cabinet, AOC for Labor Secretary. Michelle Obama for HHS. Bring back Deb Haaland. Pete for SECDEF I guess. Come on, dude.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
For fuck’s sake, Jon Stewart, just run for president. Get some Beltway stooge to be your VP. Jamie Raskin seems fine. Announce a mostly-women cabinet, AOC for Labor Secretary. Michelle Obama for HHS. Bring back Deb Haaland. Pete for SECDEF I guess. Come on, dude.
Whether or not you have a positive opinion of her, it's extremely good news that Nancy Pelosi is retiring. Not only does it hint that DNC leadership may finally be receptive to a changing of the guard, but also don't you want her to enjoy some of her insider trading money before she dies very soon??
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Whether or not you have a positive opinion of her, it's extremely good news that Nancy Pelosi is retiring. Not only does it hint that DNC leadership may finally be receptive to a changing of the guard, but also don't you want her to enjoy some of her insider trading money before she dies very soon??
how do I turn off the like 18% of Bsky that's just overly confident fat guys posting diaper thirst traps
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
how do I turn off the like 18% of Bsky that's just overly confident fat guys posting diaper thirst traps
Unlike his opponent, Zohran will not rape you, but he will easily have sex with you.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Unlike his opponent, Zohran will not rape you, but he will easily have sex with you.
I will be using this guide on Tuesday when I cast my vote!
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I will be using this guide on Tuesday when I cast my vote!