Beef (Ghoul Guy)
@beefofficial.bsky.social
Direct to video sequels-based lifeform from the smoldering wreckage of Minneapolis.
Voted Best Beef in Town 2025 (Projected)
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Voted Best Beef in Town 2025 (Projected)
https://letterboxd.com/murderhavenmn/
Two big problems with this cup, one is you literally cannot see the movie while drinking from it and two there doesn’t seem to be a way to have sex with it
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Two big problems with this cup, one is you literally cannot see the movie while drinking from it and two there doesn’t seem to be a way to have sex with it
This smile affirms what I’ve always said: the president’s pathology revolves completely and totally around wanting to associate with people he sees as being well-liked. He literally destroyed American democracy because people like Zohran stopped inviting him to parties.
#zohranmamdani
#zohranmamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This smile affirms what I’ve always said: the president’s pathology revolves completely and totally around wanting to associate with people he sees as being well-liked. He literally destroyed American democracy because people like Zohran stopped inviting him to parties.
#zohranmamdani
#zohranmamdani
Celebrated International Men’s Day or whatever it was yesterday by cooking an entire pork tenderloin and then picking at it joylessly for the next 24 hours.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Celebrated International Men’s Day or whatever it was yesterday by cooking an entire pork tenderloin and then picking at it joylessly for the next 24 hours.
hangin wit da boyz hell yeah hell yeah
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
hangin wit da boyz hell yeah hell yeah
this literally happened to me on Monday. Turns out I was sitting on the tracker tag in my wallet.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
this literally happened to me on Monday. Turns out I was sitting on the tracker tag in my wallet.
Found this great album while looking up sound effects on iTunes today. Standout track is definitely “F*****g in the P***y,” which I assume is "Farting in the Potty." Not sure why they felt the need to censor it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Found this great album while looking up sound effects on iTunes today. Standout track is definitely “F*****g in the P***y,” which I assume is "Farting in the Potty." Not sure why they felt the need to censor it.
come on pleeeaaassseee let it be the avn awards im 37 yrs old i have nothing
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
come on pleeeaaassseee let it be the avn awards im 37 yrs old i have nothing
“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
Atmosphere above my house is bisexual lighting right now. GUESS THE DAMN SKY IS WOKE NOW smdh…😣
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Atmosphere above my house is bisexual lighting right now. GUESS THE DAMN SKY IS WOKE NOW smdh…😣
The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month
RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session
would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed
We take for granted that cats are lap animals and while I have always liked big kitties, Michael is pushing the limit at 19 pounds. Like a hot bag of curing concrete on my crotch.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We take for granted that cats are lap animals and while I have always liked big kitties, Michael is pushing the limit at 19 pounds. Like a hot bag of curing concrete on my crotch.
how will we ever come up with another way to make fun of him
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how will we ever come up with another way to make fun of him
Evvwyday Cawwy
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Evvwyday Cawwy
Twins seeing some competition for the Dumbest Upper Management Award
September 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Twins seeing some competition for the Dumbest Upper Management Award
Inappropriate, Governor!
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Inappropriate, Governor!
The tariffs are fucking bad in every way and I cannot believe we're pretending otherwise
September 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The tariffs are fucking bad in every way and I cannot believe we're pretending otherwise
Pretty sure the first time I heard a gay man use feminine pronouns for other gay men was in a Buddy Cole monologue. Love ya Scott, but come on. ☹️
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Pretty sure the first time I heard a gay man use feminine pronouns for other gay men was in a Buddy Cole monologue. Love ya Scott, but come on. ☹️
Really appreciate the inclusion of the hideous new concrete WH patio in the latest South Park ep.
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Really appreciate the inclusion of the hideous new concrete WH patio in the latest South Park ep.
I used to post this every Labor Day as a little joke but now as we enter our own Century of Humiliation it seems very appropriate.
September 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I used to post this every Labor Day as a little joke but now as we enter our own Century of Humiliation it seems very appropriate.