Beef (Ghoul Guy)
@beefofficial.bsky.social
Direct to video sequels-based lifeform from the smoldering wreckage of Minneapolis.
Voted Best Beef in Town 2025 (Projected)
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New baby names for our Grim, Dark Future:
Glewton
Enward
Breaston
Keato
Paygre
Arward
Ransch
Cashappe
Muggle
Durstyn
Busten
Gunt
Glewton
Enward
Breaston
Keato
Paygre
Arward
Ransch
Cashappe
Muggle
Durstyn
Busten
Gunt
I think I’ll start exiting social situations by standing up and announcing, “I have to go put in my diaphragm!”
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think I’ll start exiting social situations by standing up and announcing, “I have to go put in my diaphragm!”
trying to decide if I want to a) finally watch all of Mad Men or b) ever have a chance of quitting smoking
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
trying to decide if I want to a) finally watch all of Mad Men or b) ever have a chance of quitting smoking
He's been a major public figure for years but it still shocks me when he opens his mouth and a deep, masculine voice comes out rather than the voice of, say, a nutcracker or gingerbread man who somehow came to life.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He's been a major public figure for years but it still shocks me when he opens his mouth and a deep, masculine voice comes out rather than the voice of, say, a nutcracker or gingerbread man who somehow came to life.
I think Tim Robinson both perfected and ruined the current iteration of the popular “Sudden Screaming/Irrational Freakout” wing of comedy and it’s time to move on.
Conner O’Malley is his own thing though.
Conner O’Malley is his own thing though.
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think Tim Robinson both perfected and ruined the current iteration of the popular “Sudden Screaming/Irrational Freakout” wing of comedy and it’s time to move on.
Conner O’Malley is his own thing though.
Conner O’Malley is his own thing though.
Two big problems with this cup, one is you literally cannot see the movie while drinking from it and two there doesn’t seem to be a way to have sex with it
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Two big problems with this cup, one is you literally cannot see the movie while drinking from it and two there doesn’t seem to be a way to have sex with it
I’m envious of people with longer/more unique surnames because when I check in somewhere and give mine the person typing it in never guesses my first name on the first try and I never get to reply, “That’s meeeeee!” This has basically ruined my life.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m envious of people with longer/more unique surnames because when I check in somewhere and give mine the person typing it in never guesses my first name on the first try and I never get to reply, “That’s meeeeee!” This has basically ruined my life.
You know, Cajuns are kind of like our Australians.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You know, Cajuns are kind of like our Australians.
The Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Memorial Swarm of Locusts?
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Particulate Cloud
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Memorial Swarm of Locusts?
Tyler Perry’s House of Long COVID” and it’s just people getting really sick in a self-sustaining cycle
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tyler Perry’s House of Long COVID” and it’s just people getting really sick in a self-sustaining cycle
It would be nice to see a mid-budget R-rated character drama released every once in awhile. One that isn't Oscarbatory or trying to be called a "Colossal Achievement" or "New American Epic." Like "Cop Land," that was a good one.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It would be nice to see a mid-budget R-rated character drama released every once in awhile. One that isn't Oscarbatory or trying to be called a "Colossal Achievement" or "New American Epic." Like "Cop Land," that was a good one.
This smile affirms what I’ve always said: the president’s pathology revolves completely and totally around wanting to associate with people he sees as being well-liked. He literally destroyed American democracy because people like Zohran stopped inviting him to parties.
#zohranmamdani
#zohranmamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This smile affirms what I’ve always said: the president’s pathology revolves completely and totally around wanting to associate with people he sees as being well-liked. He literally destroyed American democracy because people like Zohran stopped inviting him to parties.
#zohranmamdani
#zohranmamdani
Celebrated International Men’s Day or whatever it was yesterday by cooking an entire pork tenderloin and then picking at it joylessly for the next 24 hours.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Celebrated International Men’s Day or whatever it was yesterday by cooking an entire pork tenderloin and then picking at it joylessly for the next 24 hours.
hangin wit da boyz hell yeah hell yeah
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
hangin wit da boyz hell yeah hell yeah
I enjoy the relatively peaceful tone of BlueSky but it does piss me off when I see a post with 1.4K likes that’s like “The word ‘sleet’ almost feels like onomatopoeia? Hmm…🙂↕️”
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I enjoy the relatively peaceful tone of BlueSky but it does piss me off when I see a post with 1.4K likes that’s like “The word ‘sleet’ almost feels like onomatopoeia? Hmm…🙂↕️”
How long till the HS English curriculum is just "Atlas Shrugged: The Novelization of the Movie"?
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
How long till the HS English curriculum is just "Atlas Shrugged: The Novelization of the Movie"?
So the plan is to endlessly delay the files' release with spurious investigations into anyone and everyone else and spend the rest of his life trying not to get murdered by one of, or a mob of, his own followers. Not exactly justice but hopefully at least he'll spend his twilight years in fear.
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So the plan is to endlessly delay the files' release with spurious investigations into anyone and everyone else and spend the rest of his life trying not to get murdered by one of, or a mob of, his own followers. Not exactly justice but hopefully at least he'll spend his twilight years in fear.
Reposted by Beef (Ghoul Guy)
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
Found this great album while looking up sound effects on iTunes today. Standout track is definitely “F*****g in the P***y,” which I assume is "Farting in the Potty." Not sure why they felt the need to censor it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Found this great album while looking up sound effects on iTunes today. Standout track is definitely “F*****g in the P***y,” which I assume is "Farting in the Potty." Not sure why they felt the need to censor it.
I often think about how, throughout their run of 4 WNBA titles in 6 years, Lynx players worked out at the LA Fitness in the basement of Target Center, during which time the Wolves, despite their home gyms and personal trainers, failed to make the playoffs once.
For @msmagazine.com, I wrote about the WNBA and the issue of pay equity. By the time the WNBA was only two seasons in (1999-2000) the average NBA salary was 58 times higher than the average WNBA salary. Twenty-six years later, the gap has jumped to 116 times higher.
Calling Foul: Breaking Down WNBA Pay and Why It Matters
Breaking Down WNBA Pay for Women Athletes and Why It Matters: a case study in systemic undervaluing of women’s work
msmagazine.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I often think about how, throughout their run of 4 WNBA titles in 6 years, Lynx players worked out at the LA Fitness in the basement of Target Center, during which time the Wolves, despite their home gyms and personal trainers, failed to make the playoffs once.
come on pleeeaaassseee let it be the avn awards im 37 yrs old i have nothing
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
come on pleeeaaassseee let it be the avn awards im 37 yrs old i have nothing
As a freak for long sleeve tee shirts I’m grateful for this perfectly temperate November day, but my neighborhood STINKS! You might assume I’m stinky but I am not and it was a yucky walk to the store this evening.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
As a freak for long sleeve tee shirts I’m grateful for this perfectly temperate November day, but my neighborhood STINKS! You might assume I’m stinky but I am not and it was a yucky walk to the store this evening.
You’d think a Behind the Music revival would be a no brainer with everybody having/constantly using cameras but I imagine the three record labels that control all music consider it bad PR to broadcast their breadwinners acting like shit and calling everything gay and retarded while slamming nitrous
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You’d think a Behind the Music revival would be a no brainer with everybody having/constantly using cameras but I imagine the three record labels that control all music consider it bad PR to broadcast their breadwinners acting like shit and calling everything gay and retarded while slamming nitrous
“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
You've known it all the time
I'm learnin' it these days
Oh, I know where I can find you
Oh, in somebody's room
It's a price I have to pay
You're a now-woman all the way”
-Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now
"Coreyography: a Memoir" By Corey Feldman
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Coreyography: a Memoir" By Corey Feldman
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"
With streaming services abusing AI and creating a million walled gardens and HBO Discovery straight up deleting original programming, I think it's good to remember that the solution to democratizing media access was right in front of us all along.
Underground Tape Railroad
Underground Tape Railroad, from Season 4, Episode 2 of Mr Show With Bob and David
vimeo.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
With streaming services abusing AI and creating a million walled gardens and HBO Discovery straight up deleting original programming, I think it's good to remember that the solution to democratizing media access was right in front of us all along.