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Pířãťê🏴‍☠️☠️
@lukegill.bsky.social
I used to be popular on AIM.
http://pirate-random.blogspot.com

InfoSec@Bloomberg now.
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,762,376!
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you don’t need ai. grab a crayon Bitch
September 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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yes i am sure
June 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a long ancient vendetta against powerful wizards from the moon.
July 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dog sitting for next couple of weeks.
May 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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yes, obviously i got stoned & searched my posting history for “jesus” — it’s easter tomorrow
April 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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If there is ever a breach in the spacetime continuum, we’ll know where it began.
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Today marks the 250th anniversary of the battles of Lexington and Concord, which began the American Revolution. Our nation was founded on resistance to arbitrary authority and monarchical power. We built a democracy in the face of impossible odds. We must continue to protect it.
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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"What do you say we take this back to my place and stare at our phones?"
April 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Can we message them to come get me?
April 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Something something no holes barred orgy send tweet
April 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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If he thinks autistic people never go on dates, he's gonna be surprised to learn that autistic people date, fuck, get married, work full-time jobs, buy homes, pay taxes and have kids just like people without autism.
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes

Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
BRB, sending my wife to space. And beyond.
April 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Never thought I would say this, but I fucking love #chatgpt
April 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The American dream, 1950: get a job, get married, buy a house, have kids

The American dream, 2025: behave badly in public, get called out on it, play the victim, be embraced by the right-wing grifter community, make a bunch of money complaining about having had to experience normal consequences
March 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Brilliant
March 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
All my data was telecommunicated away.
February 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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if I had billions of dollars I would exploit way less people than most other billionaires, and I think that’s very noble of me
February 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The DOGE firings have nothing to do with “efficiency” or “cutting waste.” They’re a direct push to weaken federal agencies perceived as liberal. This was evident from the start, and now the data confirms it: targeted agencies overwhelmingly those seen as more left-leaning. 🧵⬇️
February 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Mother knows best. She sure was right about him!! 🤣😂🤣
February 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I’m having great difficulty right now seeing how our political system doesn’t devolve into violence.
February 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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😂
February 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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February 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM