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Missy Pants
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I have dogs.
#HoScale for life!
I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.
July 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
@breon.bsky.social haha this is where it starts friendly cross fire LOL
From the scanner right now: LAPD is taking rubber bullets from LASD. I am not joking. (They're in each other's crossfire, it's a clusterfuck that they've largely brought on themselves)
June 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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if Thunberg is brave enough to repeatedly put herself directly in harm’s way, then journalists can be brave enough to say that a civilian vessel was illegally seized in international waters, and its crew abducted
June 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"So here's the plan -- we impose massive tariffs on the nations that sell us food."

"Hmm."

"But it's OK, because we just rely more on states like California that grow a lot of the same things."

"Oh, I guess that ..."

"And then we go to war with California."
June 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The Catturd Army: the bane of all Trump haters and inattentive family dogs
Sir we've lost the Catturd army
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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There's actually an extremely large scholarly literature about this. With some regularity, dictators order their troops to shoot protestors, the troops are like "wtf no," and then the dictator falls. I'll dig ho and dump some cites below in a second
i sincerely think a lot of you believe that the people who join the service are robotic psychopaths who will mindlessly listen to whoever is in charge, and there is nothing i can say to disabuse you of that frankly delusional belief
THIS ADMINISTRATION AND SPECIFICALLY STEPHEN MILLER DOESN’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT OR ABOUT BREAKING ANY LAW
June 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I experience comedy as it was intended: as a blurry screenshot of an original post then shared by a unrelated sketchy aggregrator account and finally posted as an image on cracked dot com
May 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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One thing to remember about RFK Jr that can sometimes get lost in the brain worm thing or the heroin thing, or the fact that he’s arguably personally responsible for the deaths of dozens of children in Samoa, is that he is deeply incompetent about public health and totally unqualified for this job.
ALSOBROOKS: Can you name which office the Safe to Sleep campaign operates out of?

RFK Jr: Which campaign?

ALSOBROOKS: The one the senator asked you about just two minutes ago

RFK Jr: It's ACF

ALSOBROOKS: No, actually it's Health and Human Services
May 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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this is incredibly embarrassing
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.

According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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In 2024, Biden signed into law a $105 billion measure designed to end a shortfall in air traffic controllers.

In 2025, Trump came in and instead began firing hundreds of them.

So you can see how *clear* it is that Biden is to blame for the shortage now.
May 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This is actually what I expected Walton Goggins Sr to look like
Idk what I expected Walton Goggins Sr. to look like but he delivered
May 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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No notes
May 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Twenty eight kids laughed at him. He counted them
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I am speechless...
>> First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar
m.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...
First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar
YouTube video by 2025 Sagaing Earthquake Archive
m.youtube.com
May 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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😕
May 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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has everyone seen the Alberta NDP has put up an official petition against DS? www.albertandp.ca/SeparatistSm...
Danielle Smith is a Separatist
She wants Alberta to leave Canada. Sign the petition today. Stand up for Alberta. Stand up for Canada.
www.albertandp.ca
May 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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bookmarking this template
May 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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lmao
April 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Everybody loves Denver’s goatee mural in rino!
May 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM