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wyominghippie.bsky.social
@wyominghippie.bsky.social
now in denver. same guy from twitter and laramie—you might know me from academic debate, being fat, or being pulled onstage at a bruce springsteen concert. jokes, mental health, trek, and my dog Buddy. i’ll write you a joke for a dollar.
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billionaires are smart and good at business that's why they have a billion dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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The Lehigh Valley in Pennsylvania, home to over 700,000 people, had lots of people line up for free medical, dental, and eye care this weekend.

This isn't Appalachia. It is 1.5 hours from Manhattan and 1 hour from Philadelphia.

www.mcall.com/2025/12/06/l...
Lehigh Valley residents camp out for free dental, vision and medical care
The line started forming at 11 p.m. Friday for this weekend’s pop-up Remote Area Medical clinic offering free dental, vision and medical care out of Bethlehem’s Northeast Middle School.…
www.mcall.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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It’s us
What caused a massive die-off of penguins off the South African coast?
There are fewer than 10,000 breeding pairs of African penguins left today.
wapo.st
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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***peanut nose world champion***
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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News person: I’m a bathtub girl

Her co-hosts: OH NO do NOT say it like that

Her: idgi, why not

Me: I remember those early days all too well 😆😆😆
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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zero fucks but two BIIIIG STRETCHes
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
And my dad has a bed sore. Which means most likely he either has one—or is quite confused/hallucinating. Good day, good day.
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Medieval puppy dog eyes
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Okay, in the TNG episode “Up the Long Ladder” —why would they have to eliminate monogamous marriage to unfuck the clones’ genetics by fucking the Irish? I mean they have jars, right? You could probably even set up a holodeck genes drive—a little box you check for collection/donation to the cause.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Found on martiniden666's Tumblr - thought this was a drawing but the caption says it's a photo from 1953 titled Cat in the Snow from photographer Hannes Kilian.

#cats #catsinsnow #photography
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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If you're using the phrase "word" or "word up" it's probably time to schedule a colonoscopy
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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The empanada wanter
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
They should’ve made tender sweet clam soda, the cowards.
Howard Johnson's Soda (1968-circa 1977): The iconic hotel/restaurant chain made several forays into selling their foods and beverages commercially, including this line of canned sodas. Flavors included Cola, Grape, Orange, Cream Soda, Ginger Ale, Root Beer, and more
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Here's a good idea: Wear a a t-shirt with fucked up text on it and so if anyone takes a picture of you doing shit you can go, "Well, that's obviously AI."
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Transmission died taking her to work for training. Mighta lost a car and her job. Fuck me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I think about this a lot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Awwh, man. People are wearing ai shirts on the price is right.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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For those wondering how to distinguish a judicial warrant from an administrative warrant,
www.motionlaw.com/the-differen...
The Difference Between Judicial and Administrative Warrants | Motion Law
Understand The Difference Between Judicial and Administrative Warrants. Contact Motion Law today if you have any quesitons about immigration!
www.motionlaw.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Please, hobby lobby, please stop the ads.
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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“While hospitalized, Kaden learned of a 5-year-old child being treated at the same facility who did not survive his flu infection. "I remember my baby telling me, 'I survived. I'm gonna survive for that kid,' " Michele says. "And that's kind of been like his attitude going forward”
7-Year-Old Boy Who Lost Legs After Complications from the Flu Urges Everyone to Get the Flu Vaccine
Kaden Stevenson contracted the life-changing case of the flu in December 2022. Within days, the 7-year-old boy developed toxic shock syndrome, and the infection went into his bloodstream, causing his ...
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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They're gonna have Bugs Bunny wearing dresses and talking like Liberace
It sucks either way. But at least this way they mad.
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’ve never microwaved anything for three and a half minutes—only 3m 33s
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM