Lizardo 𓅃
@lizardough.bsky.social
Public health dude. Not a practicing doctor, not authorized to speak on behalf of your government, not allowed around microwaves since 1998.
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found a radio for you
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
found a radio for you
Originally I was against people boycotting Starbucks because it's not on the BDS list and the idea it's pro-Israel is based on misinformation. But it's actually very funny watching Starbucks' corporate desperately try to say "that's not our position" while still being respectable to Israel.
February 6, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Originally I was against people boycotting Starbucks because it's not on the BDS list and the idea it's pro-Israel is based on misinformation. But it's actually very funny watching Starbucks' corporate desperately try to say "that's not our position" while still being respectable to Israel.
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For ten years now, I've been writing letters from Santa to my young relatives. To mark this decade, I wanted to include something really special, and after a lot of research into his workshop’s size, location and layout, I'm confident that this checks out. Hope they like it!
December 15, 2023 at 2:05 PM
For ten years now, I've been writing letters from Santa to my young relatives. To mark this decade, I wanted to include something really special, and after a lot of research into his workshop’s size, location and layout, I'm confident that this checks out. Hope they like it!
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I was trying to find some Walloon resources (Belgian dialect also spoken in northern Wisconsin) and couldn’t get past all the AI promising me, falsely, to translate things to or from Walloon. I ended up looking only at pre-copyright books on google books. Good stuff there, but …
The overloading of the internet and search with ChatGPT generated garbage is the equivalent of filling a library with truckloads of literal bullshit. Massive cultural vandalism that hurts us all.
December 6, 2023 at 1:22 PM
I was trying to find some Walloon resources (Belgian dialect also spoken in northern Wisconsin) and couldn’t get past all the AI promising me, falsely, to translate things to or from Walloon. I ended up looking only at pre-copyright books on google books. Good stuff there, but …
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A thousand years ago there were 8 genders, only the wisest people knew about all of them
December 4, 2023 at 12:41 AM
A thousand years ago there were 8 genders, only the wisest people knew about all of them
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me: i made mac n cheese but it's way too salty
[20 posts later]
bluesky: white people are afraid of flavor
[20 posts later]
bluesky: white people are afraid of flavor
December 2, 2023 at 3:44 AM
me: i made mac n cheese but it's way too salty
[20 posts later]
bluesky: white people are afraid of flavor
[20 posts later]
bluesky: white people are afraid of flavor
Well-intentioned urbanists who think most people live on graph paper will never not be funny.
November 30, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Well-intentioned urbanists who think most people live on graph paper will never not be funny.
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Bluesky takes this opportunity to remind everyone to drink responsibly
November 30, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Bluesky takes this opportunity to remind everyone to drink responsibly
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Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
November 30, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
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Do NOT ask your ouija boards any foreign policy questions for a while
November 30, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Do NOT ask your ouija boards any foreign policy questions for a while
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My friend just sent this to me 😂
November 30, 2023 at 7:32 AM
My friend just sent this to me 😂
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I aint Henry but I feel like i might die when im Kissingher …
November 30, 2023 at 5:51 AM
I aint Henry but I feel like i might die when im Kissingher …
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And that, children, is how Derek Chauvin learned the true meaning of Black Friday
November 25, 2023 at 4:22 AM
And that, children, is how Derek Chauvin learned the true meaning of Black Friday
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The real failure here is that we failed to unite the mask guys and the anti-mask guys into mandating better ventilation.
November 16, 2023 at 1:49 AM
The real failure here is that we failed to unite the mask guys and the anti-mask guys into mandating better ventilation.
We need to ban the word "gaslighting" until we figure out how the hell it got watered down from a very specific abuse tactic to just being dishonest to "you said something I disagree with."
November 16, 2023 at 1:41 AM
We need to ban the word "gaslighting" until we figure out how the hell it got watered down from a very specific abuse tactic to just being dishonest to "you said something I disagree with."
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"we can't see you, Merlin"
"what"
"your orb is turned off. we can't see you - go into the settings and - yeah. okay now we can't hear you, Merlin"
"..."
"no, you changed - the input settings on the orb. the input. just join on your mobile crystal okay we have to start this meeting already"
"what"
"your orb is turned off. we can't see you - go into the settings and - yeah. okay now we can't hear you, Merlin"
"..."
"no, you changed - the input settings on the orb. the input. just join on your mobile crystal okay we have to start this meeting already"
November 15, 2023 at 7:22 PM
"we can't see you, Merlin"
"what"
"your orb is turned off. we can't see you - go into the settings and - yeah. okay now we can't hear you, Merlin"
"..."
"no, you changed - the input settings on the orb. the input. just join on your mobile crystal okay we have to start this meeting already"
"what"
"your orb is turned off. we can't see you - go into the settings and - yeah. okay now we can't hear you, Merlin"
"..."
"no, you changed - the input settings on the orb. the input. just join on your mobile crystal okay we have to start this meeting already"
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the ONE time Morrissey was right
November 9, 2023 at 5:53 PM
the ONE time Morrissey was right
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i give away about $150,000 worth of methamphetime every halloween. its called mutual aid, look it up
October 31, 2023 at 8:01 PM
i give away about $150,000 worth of methamphetime every halloween. its called mutual aid, look it up
Assigned Dress Go Spinny At Birth
October 26, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Assigned Dress Go Spinny At Birth
I do not want to start arguing on here but the "gender is biological" idea is just too damn funny not to question.
October 26, 2023 at 9:19 PM
I do not want to start arguing on here but the "gender is biological" idea is just too damn funny not to question.