@litfacts.bsky.social
Your pising me off with your stupid jokes. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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a significant portion of americans think this guy was the hero of pee wee's big adventure
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a significant portion of americans think this guy was the hero of pee wee's big adventure
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Look, don't tell me about YOUR problems....
September 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Look, don't tell me about YOUR problems....
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listen up kid, your brain's a egg ok. but look what happens if you do weed or pills or whatever. ok well i forgot to turn the stove on but you get the point. it's not as good of a egg as before
September 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
listen up kid, your brain's a egg ok. but look what happens if you do weed or pills or whatever. ok well i forgot to turn the stove on but you get the point. it's not as good of a egg as before
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lotta people pointing out how I’m wrong and stupid, but you have to admit that if the facts were different then I’d be right
July 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lotta people pointing out how I’m wrong and stupid, but you have to admit that if the facts were different then I’d be right
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MTG 1995: 2 mana racist goblin 2/2 comes into play tapped
MTG 2015: 2 mana normal goblin 3/3 with haste
MTG 2025: 2 mana Charmin™ Wonder Woman™ YETI™ Goblin 4/4 creates a Squid Game™ token when it enters
MTG 2015: 2 mana normal goblin 3/3 with haste
MTG 2025: 2 mana Charmin™ Wonder Woman™ YETI™ Goblin 4/4 creates a Squid Game™ token when it enters
June 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
MTG 1995: 2 mana racist goblin 2/2 comes into play tapped
MTG 2015: 2 mana normal goblin 3/3 with haste
MTG 2025: 2 mana Charmin™ Wonder Woman™ YETI™ Goblin 4/4 creates a Squid Game™ token when it enters
MTG 2015: 2 mana normal goblin 3/3 with haste
MTG 2025: 2 mana Charmin™ Wonder Woman™ YETI™ Goblin 4/4 creates a Squid Game™ token when it enters
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BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
May 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
There’s an episode of columbo with Vincent price and he wasn’t even the murderer, was only on screen for about 5 minutes. We were robbed!
May 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There’s an episode of columbo with Vincent price and he wasn’t even the murderer, was only on screen for about 5 minutes. We were robbed!
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Dudes night chatting with my boys Jax from Sons of Anarchy, Violent J, Condescending Wonka, Burt Reynolds and Ernest P Worrell. It’s better than my “real” friends who are losers
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dudes night chatting with my boys Jax from Sons of Anarchy, Violent J, Condescending Wonka, Burt Reynolds and Ernest P Worrell. It’s better than my “real” friends who are losers
A game is no game at all without refs to make sure there is fair play.
April 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A game is no game at all without refs to make sure there is fair play.
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R.I.P. Notable Undertale Enthusiast Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
R.I.P. Notable Undertale Enthusiast Pope Francis
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why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
April 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
What part o’ da boot you from hon’?
April 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What part o’ da boot you from hon’?
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Uhhhhhhh..... Uhhh!!! Unnnhhh!! Ohhhhhhh... oh!!!!! Ooooouuuhhhhhhhh...!!
April 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Uhhhhhhh..... Uhhh!!! Unnnhhh!! Ohhhhhhh... oh!!!!! Ooooouuuhhhhhhhh...!!
Actually —Ercole, Hercules. Named after my grandfather, your great grandfather. He was strong as a bull and handsome like George Raft.
April 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Actually —Ercole, Hercules. Named after my grandfather, your great grandfather. He was strong as a bull and handsome like George Raft.
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
I love playing this new game it’s like fortnight on crack!
March 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I love playing this new game it’s like fortnight on crack!
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Shut up, everyone shut up
March 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Shut up, everyone shut up
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office