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Leonard Lime
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· Nov 16
Bro we gonna do anything about these institutions being ruled by a cabal of paedophiles or nah?
At a wedding for a couple of conjoined twins and the bride just introduced me to her uncle on her mother's side.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
At a wedding for a couple of conjoined twins and the bride just introduced me to her uncle on her mother's side.
Man, they gon have to bury Trump under the ocean to keep people from pissing on his grave.
February 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Man, they gon have to bury Trump under the ocean to keep people from pissing on his grave.
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
Absolute queen
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Absolute queen
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it is the same playbook everywhere. “vote for us! we will make you great again by punishing the people you hate! do not pay attention to the fact that we’re also shoveling your money into the pockets of the uber wealthy and building a giant boot to step on your face too (preferably forever)”
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
it is the same playbook everywhere. “vote for us! we will make you great again by punishing the people you hate! do not pay attention to the fact that we’re also shoveling your money into the pockets of the uber wealthy and building a giant boot to step on your face too (preferably forever)”
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Braverman says she's been "politically homeless" for over 2 years, which means she was reelected in 2024 as an MP for a party she didn't want to be a member of.
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Braverman says she's been "politically homeless" for over 2 years, which means she was reelected in 2024 as an MP for a party she didn't want to be a member of.
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
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Kindergarten ICE (2025)
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Kindergarten ICE (2025)
Almost as if the NRA has been full of shit from the start
It’s surprising that the country with the most guns in the world to allegedly ward off tyranny has so far not shot any ICE, not even accidentally. I’m not saying that they should but it is just surprising that they haven’t.
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Almost as if the NRA has been full of shit from the start
My wrestling alter ego is a resilient French underdog called Pierre Severe.
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
My wrestling alter ego is a resilient French underdog called Pierre Severe.
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“This is un-American“ is anti-Indigenous, anti-Black gaslighting and if you find that inconvenient imagine how our colonized and enslaved ancestors felt and grow the fuck up
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 AM
“This is un-American“ is anti-Indigenous, anti-Black gaslighting and if you find that inconvenient imagine how our colonized and enslaved ancestors felt and grow the fuck up
I'm curious who lives in those skyscrapers in the background of Chemical Plant Zone
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I'm curious who lives in those skyscrapers in the background of Chemical Plant Zone
Internal bleeding? But the blood is supposed to be on the inside!
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Internal bleeding? But the blood is supposed to be on the inside!
Back in't day I used to say, "Dad, irrit int tin?"
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Back in't day I used to say, "Dad, irrit int tin?"
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
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we should never know what athletes think about anything
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
we should never know what athletes think about anything
Nightmare blunt rotation
this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
Vecna: “Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Mike'll call your dog-ass if he ever stop fuckin' with that experimental psychic girl he fucking with”
Will: 😦
#StrangerThings #Season5
Will: 😦
#StrangerThings #Season5
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Vecna: “Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Mike'll call your dog-ass if he ever stop fuckin' with that experimental psychic girl he fucking with”
Will: 😦
#StrangerThings #Season5
Will: 😦
#StrangerThings #Season5
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Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song
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Whenever I'm digging a massive, exotically-shaped dod of hardened piss-sand out of the cat's toilet with my wee plastic trowel, I like to pretend I'm the hairy lad from off of Time Team, unearthing a mystical viking artifact to please Tony Robinson.
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Whenever I'm digging a massive, exotically-shaped dod of hardened piss-sand out of the cat's toilet with my wee plastic trowel, I like to pretend I'm the hairy lad from off of Time Team, unearthing a mystical viking artifact to please Tony Robinson.
To set 2026 off right, I just need to know, do we factor in BIG EGG or we sticking with 28 for this years quota?
@theblueststar.bsky.social
@theblueststar.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 AM
To set 2026 off right, I just need to know, do we factor in BIG EGG or we sticking with 28 for this years quota?
@theblueststar.bsky.social
@theblueststar.bsky.social
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it is kind of wild that you can just be watching a fuckin hitler pop off and start invading places and snatching heads of state for a second act, but if you say the thing that you want to happen to him in order to stop that, it would be considered violent
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
it is kind of wild that you can just be watching a fuckin hitler pop off and start invading places and snatching heads of state for a second act, but if you say the thing that you want to happen to him in order to stop that, it would be considered violent
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napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
Tried to pre-order a McDonald's breakfast last night...
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Tried to pre-order a McDonald's breakfast last night...