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Leonard Lime
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ยท Nov 16
Bro we gonna do anything about these institutions being ruled by a cabal of paedophiles or nah?
At a wedding for a couple of conjoined twins and the bride just introduced me to her uncle on her mother's side.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
At a wedding for a couple of conjoined twins and the bride just introduced me to her uncle on her mother's side.
Man, they gon have to bury Trump under the ocean to keep people from pissing on his grave.
February 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Man, they gon have to bury Trump under the ocean to keep people from pissing on his grave.
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
Absolute queen
Iโm ok. Iโm a survivor so this small agitator isnโt going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I donโt let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I donโt let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Absolute queen
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it is the same playbook everywhere. โvote for us! we will make you great again by punishing the people you hate! do not pay attention to the fact that weโre also shoveling your money into the pockets of the uber wealthy and building a giant boot to step on your face too (preferably forever)โ
The UK version of โProject 2025โ by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
Itโs on their website. Thatโs how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
Itโs on their website. Thatโs how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
it is the same playbook everywhere. โvote for us! we will make you great again by punishing the people you hate! do not pay attention to the fact that weโre also shoveling your money into the pockets of the uber wealthy and building a giant boot to step on your face too (preferably forever)โ
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Braverman says she's been "politically homeless" for over 2 years, which means she was reelected in 2024 as an MP for a party she didn't want to be a member of.
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Braverman says she's been "politically homeless" for over 2 years, which means she was reelected in 2024 as an MP for a party she didn't want to be a member of.
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.
But "vote for me!"
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You canโt tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You canโt tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
And had to eat out otherwise cos fuck learning to survive by themselves I guess
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
And had to eat out otherwise cos fuck learning to survive by themselves I guess
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Kindergarten ICE (2025)
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Kindergarten ICE (2025)
Almost as if the NRA has been full of shit from the start
Itโs surprising that the country with the most guns in the world to allegedly ward off tyranny has so far not shot any ICE, not even accidentally. Iโm not saying that they should but it is just surprising that they havenโt.
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Almost as if the NRA has been full of shit from the start
My wrestling alter ego is a resilient French underdog called Pierre Severe.
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
My wrestling alter ego is a resilient French underdog called Pierre Severe.
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โThis is un-Americanโ is anti-Indigenous, anti-Black gaslighting and if you find that inconvenient imagine how our colonized and enslaved ancestors felt and grow the fuck up
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 AM
โThis is un-Americanโ is anti-Indigenous, anti-Black gaslighting and if you find that inconvenient imagine how our colonized and enslaved ancestors felt and grow the fuck up
I'm curious who lives in those skyscrapers in the background of Chemical Plant Zone
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I'm curious who lives in those skyscrapers in the background of Chemical Plant Zone
Internal bleeding? But the blood is supposed to be on the inside!
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Internal bleeding? But the blood is supposed to be on the inside!
You're allowed to shit in the bidet.
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
You're allowed to shit in the bidet.
Anhedonia wish your girlfriend was hot like me
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Anhedonia wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Why is Nancy clucking like a chicken in that second panel? ๐
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Why is Nancy clucking like a chicken in that second panel? ๐
Back in't day I used to say, "Dad, irrit int tin?"
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Back in't day I used to say, "Dad, irrit int tin?"
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"
"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.
"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.
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we should never know what athletes think about anything
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
we should never know what athletes think about anything
Nightmare blunt rotation
this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
It's weird that when remembering Bowie, people forget to include mention of Lori Mattix
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
It's weird that when remembering Bowie, people forget to include mention of Lori Mattix
Probably money. Isn't that always the answer? Isn't that why LBC happily platformed Farage during the Brexit debate?
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Probably money. Isn't that always the answer? Isn't that why LBC happily platformed Farage during the Brexit debate?
Vecna: โMaybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Mike'll call your dog-ass if he ever stop fuckin' with that experimental psychic girl he fucking withโ
Will: ๐ฆ
#StrangerThings #Season5
Will: ๐ฆ
#StrangerThings #Season5
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Vecna: โMaybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Mike'll call your dog-ass if he ever stop fuckin' with that experimental psychic girl he fucking withโ
Will: ๐ฆ
#StrangerThings #Season5
Will: ๐ฆ
#StrangerThings #Season5