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lemdavely
@lemdavely.bsky.social
· Aug 1
Got a doctor’s note saying I can jump into the volcano.
Gonna go find out how Ani DiFranco’s week was
January 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Gonna go find out how Ani DiFranco’s week was
You guys: there is no true Bob Dylan story
December 26, 2024 at 8:40 PM
You guys: there is no true Bob Dylan story
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Before I got a phone I just used to stare at my hand all day
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Before I got a phone I just used to stare at my hand all day
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Fell asleep at my work laptop and woke up as Jeff Bridges in Tron.
December 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Fell asleep at my work laptop and woke up as Jeff Bridges in Tron.
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it's so weird to me
indiana just killed a man
like indiana is not an entity with a will to kill, so who...
indiana just killed a man
like indiana is not an entity with a will to kill, so who...
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 AM
it's so weird to me
indiana just killed a man
like indiana is not an entity with a will to kill, so who...
indiana just killed a man
like indiana is not an entity with a will to kill, so who...
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Got a doctor’s note saying I can jump into the volcano.
August 1, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Got a doctor’s note saying I can jump into the volcano.
Would you say we have a bevy today
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Would you say we have a bevy today
Jesus got up at church and said now it’s time for Children’s Worship, so everyone find a child and do whatever they are doing until you get saved
August 5, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Jesus got up at church and said now it’s time for Children’s Worship, so everyone find a child and do whatever they are doing until you get saved
Family is the most important thing, other than being right about black licorice.
August 2, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Family is the most important thing, other than being right about black licorice.
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A parasite that ensures your toddler is the best dressed at the park.
August 1, 2024 at 4:04 AM
A parasite that ensures your toddler is the best dressed at the park.
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Jasmine changed her laundry day to Thursday and I'm like how can you upset your whole life like that?! Anyway, it rained birds this morning. There was a wedding before that and everybody was throwing rice. Then all these birds came but they were already dead so the rice didn't make them explode.
July 31, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Jasmine changed her laundry day to Thursday and I'm like how can you upset your whole life like that?! Anyway, it rained birds this morning. There was a wedding before that and everybody was throwing rice. Then all these birds came but they were already dead so the rice didn't make them explode.
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Been hard to make a living as a goblin sapper since AI took over everything
July 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Been hard to make a living as a goblin sapper since AI took over everything
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I always know what I'm talking about until I wake up in the Hasbro infirmary with the company nurse reciting every possible combination of seven tiles on the little wooden Scrabble pew
July 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I always know what I'm talking about until I wake up in the Hasbro infirmary with the company nurse reciting every possible combination of seven tiles on the little wooden Scrabble pew
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just nodded my head at someone as we passed by one another and they didn’t nod back so now i’m stuck nodding my head at odd intervals so if they turn around and see me they’ll think it’s just a quirk in my walking style
July 31, 2024 at 7:53 PM
just nodded my head at someone as we passed by one another and they didn’t nod back so now i’m stuck nodding my head at odd intervals so if they turn around and see me they’ll think it’s just a quirk in my walking style
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You're never truly alone when you have a swarm of bees living in your hair
July 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You're never truly alone when you have a swarm of bees living in your hair
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A jellyfish is like if a wedding dress could kill you
February 14, 2024 at 9:46 PM
A jellyfish is like if a wedding dress could kill you
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All bones are funny
August 2, 2024 at 2:06 AM
All bones are funny
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So help me if I only taste dos leches in my tres leches cake
July 24, 2024 at 8:58 PM
So help me if I only taste dos leches in my tres leches cake
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A small torch obliterates all your most identifying information from the small plastic bottle of messages from an old seafaring glass bottle. Now that's how you throw shit away in an age of mind gone Pippi with self-care.
August 2, 2024 at 4:44 AM
A small torch obliterates all your most identifying information from the small plastic bottle of messages from an old seafaring glass bottle. Now that's how you throw shit away in an age of mind gone Pippi with self-care.
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off to a cabin in the woods with no wifi or cell service so this silence is the suspense before we know if I'll star in a horror movie, come back in a few days, or both
August 2, 2024 at 12:20 AM
off to a cabin in the woods with no wifi or cell service so this silence is the suspense before we know if I'll star in a horror movie, come back in a few days, or both
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Shy Alanis Morissette has both hands in her pockets
July 31, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Shy Alanis Morissette has both hands in her pockets
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If you make a staircase out of books it doesn't lead to knowledge but you already distracted that from all those failures in virtual attic access academia
August 1, 2024 at 4:47 AM
If you make a staircase out of books it doesn't lead to knowledge but you already distracted that from all those failures in virtual attic access academia