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When you wake up at 4am and can't go back to sleep, what else can you do but settle in with @tkingfisher.com's A Sorceress Comes to Call? The library delivered my virtual hold at just the right time.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When you wake up at 4am and can't go back to sleep, what else can you do but settle in with @tkingfisher.com's A Sorceress Comes to Call? The library delivered my virtual hold at just the right time.
All I can think upon seeing this is how ITCHY it would be to have all those little feathery bits brushing against your skin. I would come unglued.
At the Bambi Awards, Cate Blanchett wore the nuttiest dress we've ever seen her wear and even with that, we don't think you're prepared for the scrolldown
tomandlorenzo.com/2025/11/cate...
tomandlorenzo.com/2025/11/cate...
Cate Blanchett in Stella McCartney at the 2025 Bambi Awards - Tom + Lorenzo
Cate Blanchett came to the Bambi Awards in Munich to pick up one of their charming "West Elm Holiday Collection" trophies for artistic excellence and
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November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
All I can think upon seeing this is how ITCHY it would be to have all those little feathery bits brushing against your skin. I would come unglued.
4am on the day I can sleep in because I only have to go to work for an hour today, and the batteries die in the smoke detector. Now I'm wide awake.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
4am on the day I can sleep in because I only have to go to work for an hour today, and the batteries die in the smoke detector. Now I'm wide awake.
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Q: It’s starting to sound like underage women are children. What’s the difference between underage women and children?
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
FAQ: Underage Women
“Many of the headlines have read that [Jeffrey Epstein] is accused of ‘sex with underage women.’ Really? Why are we whitewashing? Why are we not ca...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Q: It’s starting to sound like underage women are children. What’s the difference between underage women and children?
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
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A "pig butchering" scam might open with a simple “Hi” or some good-natured confusion about why your phone number seems to be in the person’s address book.
It's the first step in a process intended to drain your bank account and ruin your life.
(Published Sept. 2022)
It's the first step in a process intended to drain your bank account and ruin your life.
(Published Sept. 2022)
What’s a Pig Butchering Scam? Here’s How to Avoid Falling Victim to One.
Thousands have lost huge sums after being lured into fraudulent online investment schemes by seemingly attractive strangers who strike up online conversations with them. Here’s a guide to spotting the...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A "pig butchering" scam might open with a simple “Hi” or some good-natured confusion about why your phone number seems to be in the person’s address book.
It's the first step in a process intended to drain your bank account and ruin your life.
(Published Sept. 2022)
It's the first step in a process intended to drain your bank account and ruin your life.
(Published Sept. 2022)
I love when the timeline does the thing.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I love when the timeline does the thing.
I'm so worn out, but also, have you tried activating a pair of hot hands and stuffing them into your houseshoes?
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm so worn out, but also, have you tried activating a pair of hot hands and stuffing them into your houseshoes?
We're having a potluck to make up for not getting paid, so I made foccacia. The first is just sea salt, since we're having jambalaya and chili; the other is a half-batch to use the last of my flour and has Trader Joe's cinnamon roll spread inside with thinly sliced apples and cinnamon sugar on top.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We're having a potluck to make up for not getting paid, so I made foccacia. The first is just sea salt, since we're having jambalaya and chili; the other is a half-batch to use the last of my flour and has Trader Joe's cinnamon roll spread inside with thinly sliced apples and cinnamon sugar on top.
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Hey folks, my wife was laid off unexpectedly. We depend on her income with my own.
We are crunching numbers, but it's grim.
Not sure how we'll make it through November, let alone think about December.
You can help here, but we understand everyone is struggling too. <3
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We are crunching numbers, but it's grim.
Not sure how we'll make it through November, let alone think about December.
You can help here, but we understand everyone is struggling too. <3
ko-fi.com/gnomedic/goa...
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October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey folks, my wife was laid off unexpectedly. We depend on her income with my own.
We are crunching numbers, but it's grim.
Not sure how we'll make it through November, let alone think about December.
You can help here, but we understand everyone is struggling too. <3
ko-fi.com/gnomedic/goa...
We are crunching numbers, but it's grim.
Not sure how we'll make it through November, let alone think about December.
You can help here, but we understand everyone is struggling too. <3
ko-fi.com/gnomedic/goa...
We paused while giving out candy tonight (aka left the bowls full at the sidewalk) to stroll around the block, where some folks drove by and declared us the best costumes of 2025. Plague doctors were a success.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We paused while giving out candy tonight (aka left the bowls full at the sidewalk) to stroll around the block, where some folks drove by and declared us the best costumes of 2025. Plague doctors were a success.
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At least 500 people have been murdered in El Fasher in Sudan by the RSF, and it is likely (per very reputable people I know) that the actual death toll will be far higher.
Absolutely nightmarish situation.
Absolutely nightmarish situation.
UN leaders condemn ‘horrifying’ mass killings in Sudan
Emergency security council session criticises killings of civilians in El Fasher and external supply of arms to RSF
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
At least 500 people have been murdered in El Fasher in Sudan by the RSF, and it is likely (per very reputable people I know) that the actual death toll will be far higher.
Absolutely nightmarish situation.
Absolutely nightmarish situation.
Just watched Sleepaway Camp so I could listen to this episode of How Did This Get Made? and I was not prepared for the sheer amount of pedophilia and rape vibes for a movie that YouTube censored to hell and back. Really should have been, given it was made in the 80s.
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just watched Sleepaway Camp so I could listen to this episode of How Did This Get Made? and I was not prepared for the sheer amount of pedophilia and rape vibes for a movie that YouTube censored to hell and back. Really should have been, given it was made in the 80s.
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Leaving the job I've done for the last 15 years, and the company I built, because of this "AI" bollocks. It was past time
So, if you fancy buying any of my books for Halloween - individually, or in the kind of industrial quantifies that might keep the wolf from the door -
Now's the time!
So, if you fancy buying any of my books for Halloween - individually, or in the kind of industrial quantifies that might keep the wolf from the door -
Now's the time!
Nefarious Bat Press
We're a female-owned independent publisher specialising in queer horror, crime and dark fiction
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October 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Leaving the job I've done for the last 15 years, and the company I built, because of this "AI" bollocks. It was past time
So, if you fancy buying any of my books for Halloween - individually, or in the kind of industrial quantifies that might keep the wolf from the door -
Now's the time!
So, if you fancy buying any of my books for Halloween - individually, or in the kind of industrial quantifies that might keep the wolf from the door -
Now's the time!
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We are opening the Wisteria D20 giveaway to other platforms! To be eligible:
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We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, November 1st, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is for the US only this time. Good luck!
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We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, November 1st, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is for the US only this time. Good luck!
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We are opening the Wisteria D20 giveaway to other platforms! To be eligible:
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We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, November 1st, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is for the US only this time. Good luck!
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Okay, this may not be as ridiculous a goal as I thought it was. Please, pre-order, encourage your friends to pre-order, and spread the word! We can actually get there!
If we can sell between 5,000 and 10,000 copies of OMENS OF CHAOS, we will debut comfortably on the New York Times Bestseller list, which is a very normal thing for a book to want (and will send a very clear message about what we want as a community). We won't, but a girl can dream.
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Okay, this may not be as ridiculous a goal as I thought it was. Please, pre-order, encourage your friends to pre-order, and spread the word! We can actually get there!
Gif from Starship Troopers of a female soldier turning to the camera and saying, "I'm doing my part!"
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Gif from Starship Troopers of a female soldier turning to the camera and saying, "I'm doing my part!"
Have a kid, they said; it's good for you. Ok, so far, so good.
Get the kid in sports, they said; it's good for them. Sure, right up until they get serious about it, and you're staring down the barrel of how to make chicken, vegetables, and a grain taste good at least five times in a single week.
Get the kid in sports, they said; it's good for them. Sure, right up until they get serious about it, and you're staring down the barrel of how to make chicken, vegetables, and a grain taste good at least five times in a single week.
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Have a kid, they said; it's good for you. Ok, so far, so good.
Get the kid in sports, they said; it's good for them. Sure, right up until they get serious about it, and you're staring down the barrel of how to make chicken, vegetables, and a grain taste good at least five times in a single week.
Get the kid in sports, they said; it's good for them. Sure, right up until they get serious about it, and you're staring down the barrel of how to make chicken, vegetables, and a grain taste good at least five times in a single week.
Look, I'm not evil, per se, but I will absolutely consistently cheer on the underdog in #SEC matchups for the sheer chaos. The only exceptions are my teams and Vanderbilt (because those folks have earned their time in the rankings through literally decades of generational football trauma).
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Look, I'm not evil, per se, but I will absolutely consistently cheer on the underdog in #SEC matchups for the sheer chaos. The only exceptions are my teams and Vanderbilt (because those folks have earned their time in the rankings through literally decades of generational football trauma).
As a combination Razorback/Kentucky Wildcat fan, this is depressingly accurate.
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
As a combination Razorback/Kentucky Wildcat fan, this is depressingly accurate.
Yep! Women started sci-fi, the tech that became wifi, computer programming, ice cream makers, windshield wipers, the material for bulletproof vests, and so, SO much more. (PS: For more overlooked inventors, thank Black Americans for air conditioning, blood banks, traffic lights, and the cell phone.)
Women started fandom. Women started fanfic. Women started star Trek cons. Women invented beer, and the novel, while we're at it. Stop trying to erase women from spaces, you stupid, lazy, misogynistic fucks.
October 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yep! Women started sci-fi, the tech that became wifi, computer programming, ice cream makers, windshield wipers, the material for bulletproof vests, and so, SO much more. (PS: For more overlooked inventors, thank Black Americans for air conditioning, blood banks, traffic lights, and the cell phone.)
I spent about 22 of 60 hours in the car. I drove all but 2 of those 22 hours. I'm so, so tired,but I got my mom where she needed to be and home safely.
October 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I spent about 22 of 60 hours in the car. I drove all but 2 of those 22 hours. I'm so, so tired,but I got my mom where she needed to be and home safely.
Well, this is apropos.
It’s not like I didn’t already think this situation was really fucking bad, but I was beginning to think it was way fucking worse.
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Well, this is apropos.
Farfalle, as much as I want to love those little bowtie guys. By the time you get the center cooked through, the edges are too floppy!
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Farfalle, as much as I want to love those little bowtie guys. By the time you get the center cooked through, the edges are too floppy!
As my own teams circle the drain, it brings me great joy to see Vandy freaking BRING IT against LSU. Anchor down! #SEC #Football #AnchorDown
October 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As my own teams circle the drain, it brings me great joy to see Vandy freaking BRING IT against LSU. Anchor down! #SEC #Football #AnchorDown