Wyatt, Lieutenant of the Tojo Clan's "Sleepy Boys" Family
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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Run the fucking ball
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Run the fucking ball
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well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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If the Mariners win the World Series Criterion needs to put out a 4K of HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If the Mariners win the World Series Criterion needs to put out a 4K of HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
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August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.
August 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.
Cpt: Mr. Homn
1st/science: Mr. Homn
Doc: Mr. Homn
Sec: Mr. Homn
Nav: Mr Homn
Eng: Mr Homn
Valet: Mr. Homn
1st/science: Mr. Homn
Doc: Mr. Homn
Sec: Mr. Homn
Nav: Mr Homn
Eng: Mr Homn
Valet: Mr. Homn
Quote with your ideal 7-member crew made up of characters from any Star Trek show. They have to have distinct roles from each other (ie, not Picard and Kirk), but there's wiggle room, as you can see from how I used Spock. (Geordi could be helm or engineer, etc.)
Cpt: Pike (SNW version)
1st/science: Spock (TOS version)
Doc: Bones McCoy
Sec: Worf
Nav: Ro Laren
Eng: O'Brien
Tailor/Spy: Garak
1st/science: Spock (TOS version)
Doc: Bones McCoy
Sec: Worf
Nav: Ro Laren
Eng: O'Brien
Tailor/Spy: Garak
July 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Cpt: Mr. Homn
1st/science: Mr. Homn
Doc: Mr. Homn
Sec: Mr. Homn
Nav: Mr Homn
Eng: Mr Homn
Valet: Mr. Homn
1st/science: Mr. Homn
Doc: Mr. Homn
Sec: Mr. Homn
Nav: Mr Homn
Eng: Mr Homn
Valet: Mr. Homn
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KOKO: jealousy professor
MR. ROGERS: and that's a natural way to feel Koko if we don't get a birkin bag
MR. ROGERS: and that's a natural way to feel Koko if we don't get a birkin bag
Fred Rogers (with Yo Yo Ma, Margaret Hamilton, Captain Kangaroo and Koko during their visits to the neighborhood) - BOTD
March 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
KOKO: jealousy professor
MR. ROGERS: and that's a natural way to feel Koko if we don't get a birkin bag
MR. ROGERS: and that's a natural way to feel Koko if we don't get a birkin bag
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Coca Cola Orange Cream - smelled a lot like orange, didn’t taste a lot like orange
March 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Coca Cola Orange Cream - smelled a lot like orange, didn’t taste a lot like orange
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God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.
Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
March 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.
Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
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“Fear of drinks customization is fear of progress.” - Unknown
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Fear of drinks customization is fear of progress.” - Unknown
so help me god
FUCK you
February 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
so help me god
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i became chinese in prison
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i became chinese in prison
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I have Lunch Housin' syndrome
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have Lunch Housin' syndrome
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