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Lauren
@laurenlizardman.bsky.social
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Biologist, mean and obscene no minors please
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leon’s back, baby
doodle of Leon Kennedy (RE2 version) driving a car with one hand and sunglasses and saying “Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys” it is a Clone High reference
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
this is like the big bad wolf tweeting that the brick house should be abolished so that sovereignty can be returned to individual piggies
tweet from elon "the eu should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual countries, so that governments can better represent their people"
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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wipor.bsky.social
The Unknown
December 1, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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pervocracy.bsky.social
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 6d
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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kodasea.bsky.social
On Pale Horses
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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bradislove.bsky.social
This is such a powerful image
Front of a Simpsons arcade cabinet. Marge Simpson is wearing a neutral smile next to a red button labeled "ATTACK"
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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frostsheepy.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Believe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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echinoblog.bsky.social
Cool Antarctic ISOPOD Pleuroprion, about 700m from the USNM collections! #Antarcticaday #crustmas
segemented crustacean with big armored lobes and long antennae segemented crustacean with big armored lobes and long antennae
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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goatpaste.bsky.social
One non leon kennedy comm for the lauren this time a lil arthur morgan lol
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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tiddygoat.bsky.social
Reupload of this Commission for Lauren because I forgot to upload him with his fucking body hair ✌️
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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maariala.bsky.social
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Man centaur hunting with his bow
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
happy thanksgiving!
poorly drawn turkey cat a photoshopped orange cat that looks like a turkey
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
He is risen
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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moritherapy.bsky.social
Then as now ...
A cartoon from May 21, 1960. Boy coming home from school saying "our current events teacher keeps bursting into tears." Artist: Chon Day
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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genericsoda.bsky.social
A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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ascalaphid.com
cormucopia
it turns out pelicans and cormorants aren't even in the same order which is fucked up and also ruins the pun but too fucking bad.
July 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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darrylayo.bsky.social
“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
Eminem tosses you a pack of crayolas
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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vosyl.bsky.social
If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
The turkey being taken out of a freezer to defrost meme with a change in text I don't know who needs to hear this even if it was your fault you can't dwell on your past mistakes forever. You have to move on and strive to be the person you want to be, not the person that you used to be.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM