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Laurel Vail
@laurelvail.bsky.social
All about efficiency. Sometimes I direct, write, act, and also do other stuff.
She/her
I am eleven burnt spheres (piled)
new personality goals just dropped. tag yourself, I'm The MOUND
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Last time I had jury duty it was for a Tesla lawsuit. One of the things that came up repeatedly in selection was if you call something Autopilot, folks are gonna think it's autopilot.
Anyone that mentioned that idea were excused.

It's wild they just renamed it to Full Self-Driving.
December 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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ACAB includes each and every Elf on the Shelf TURN ON YOUR BODY CAMS, YOU FUCKING NARCS
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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It remains to be seen what Netflix's plans are for Warner Bros but my money is Netflix just in it for the IP and has no intention on releasing movies theatrically, something they've never been prevented from.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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“‘After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,’ the agency said.”

By poor life choices they mean being a fucking rock star
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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David Byrne
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nvidia inner monologue: "Don't say Enron. Don't say Enron..."
Nvidia refuted accounting questions in a memo to analysts, saying "Unlike Enron, NVIDIA does not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue" (Tae Kim/Barron's Online)

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November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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The theatre kids are just fine :D
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Predator Badlands was a damn delight. Highly recommend seeing in the theater.

I was kind of meh on the trailer, but don't let that deter you.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE
ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them.
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ACAB
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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For #Halloween we are Sensei’s “a few small beers.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This is the most Garfield that any real-life cat has ever been Garfield.
Tank Girl’s not really feeling Halloween this year.
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM