Laurasaurus
@laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware.
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Generational run
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Generational run
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NEW: Dems easily flipped the sheriff's office in Pennsylvania's Bucks County, a big swing county in the Philly suburbs.
So? The incumbent GOP sheriff had contracted with ICE. His Dem challenger promised to end the contract.
Now he wants other swing-state Dems to look at his victory as a lesson:
So? The incumbent GOP sheriff had contracted with ICE. His Dem challenger promised to end the contract.
Now he wants other swing-state Dems to look at his victory as a lesson:
Voters Ousted This Pennsylvania Sheriff After He Signed Up to Collaborate With ICE - Bolts
A populous, swing county replaced its GOP sheriff on Tuesday after months of controversy over his joining ICE’s 287(g) program. The Democratic winner promises he’ll end the contract.
boltsmag.org
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
NEW: Dems easily flipped the sheriff's office in Pennsylvania's Bucks County, a big swing county in the Philly suburbs.
So? The incumbent GOP sheriff had contracted with ICE. His Dem challenger promised to end the contract.
Now he wants other swing-state Dems to look at his victory as a lesson:
So? The incumbent GOP sheriff had contracted with ICE. His Dem challenger promised to end the contract.
Now he wants other swing-state Dems to look at his victory as a lesson:
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Some of you fuckers better not be posting like this in places that aren’t 100% politics-obsessed weirdos.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some of you fuckers better not be posting like this in places that aren’t 100% politics-obsessed weirdos.
Thinking about how much better an Insane Clown Posse administration would be than what we have now and weeping.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thinking about how much better an Insane Clown Posse administration would be than what we have now and weeping.
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joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
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You don't have to, no matter how angry you justifiably are, make the GOP's arguments for them. You don't have to say "Trump saved Christmas," you can and should just keep shitting on him. People made fun of Jeffries for pretending that the Dems had nothing to do with this, but that's the right line.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You don't have to, no matter how angry you justifiably are, make the GOP's arguments for them. You don't have to say "Trump saved Christmas," you can and should just keep shitting on him. People made fun of Jeffries for pretending that the Dems had nothing to do with this, but that's the right line.
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Why have I seen the Edmund Fitzgerald referenced more times on Bluesky in the past year than I’ve ever heard of it my previous 37 years of life???
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Why have I seen the Edmund Fitzgerald referenced more times on Bluesky in the past year than I’ve ever heard of it my previous 37 years of life???
🎶 I have a mental illness and I need cats now. Call J.G. Wentworth - 877-CATSNOW. 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🎶 I have a mental illness and I need cats now. Call J.G. Wentworth - 877-CATSNOW. 🎶
I would like to see more of this.
Q: So Dr Oz said that--
JEFFRIES: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr Oz seriously.
JEFFRIES: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr Oz seriously.
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I would like to see more of this.
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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you have to show the same level of “wait and see” to a house or senate challenger that you would to a hinge date or a steam launch
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
you have to show the same level of “wait and see” to a house or senate challenger that you would to a hinge date or a steam launch
I am “football games are scheduled too late at night” years old.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am “football games are scheduled too late at night” years old.
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Reiterating my belief that the Epstein saga is such a huge question mark with outcomes ranging from “Trump falsifies the docs to implicate all his enemies and gets away it” to “an an angry mob strings up the kiddie fucker” that I don’t feel comfortable making predictions about a year from now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reiterating my belief that the Epstein saga is such a huge question mark with outcomes ranging from “Trump falsifies the docs to implicate all his enemies and gets away it” to “an an angry mob strings up the kiddie fucker” that I don’t feel comfortable making predictions about a year from now.
It’s too late in the year for a thunder storm. Climate change sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s too late in the year for a thunder storm. Climate change sucks.
A ton of pain was guaranteed when this country did not vote for Kamala Harris last November.
Now a lot of the time, we only have a choice between what type of pain, which innocent group feels it most, or whether anything good ever comes of it.
Now a lot of the time, we only have a choice between what type of pain, which innocent group feels it most, or whether anything good ever comes of it.
I continue to think one of the biggest divides on this site is between people who understand that the last time we had a good, relatively easy way out of all this was Nov 5, 2024, and people who still don’t.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A ton of pain was guaranteed when this country did not vote for Kamala Harris last November.
Now a lot of the time, we only have a choice between what type of pain, which innocent group feels it most, or whether anything good ever comes of it.
Now a lot of the time, we only have a choice between what type of pain, which innocent group feels it most, or whether anything good ever comes of it.
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The government has been shut down for 40 days—the longest in history. All Democrats have fought hard for extending the Affordable Care Act tax credits that make health care affordable for millions. I’m voting against the bill given it doesn’t extend these valuable tax credits.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The government has been shut down for 40 days—the longest in history. All Democrats have fought hard for extending the Affordable Care Act tax credits that make health care affordable for millions. I’m voting against the bill given it doesn’t extend these valuable tax credits.
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Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
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Me when I fall for an AI cute animal video:
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Me when I fall for an AI cute animal video:
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Encyclopedia Brown would be the most blocked guy on this app who wasn't actually wrong about anything.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Encyclopedia Brown would be the most blocked guy on this app who wasn't actually wrong about anything.
Wow, Benjamin Franklin was reincarnated as Eric Adams.
We’re getting some whole new developments in race theory (Germans aren’t white)
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Wow, Benjamin Franklin was reincarnated as Eric Adams.