Laurasaurus
@laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware.
This is probably fine.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is probably fine.
The virgin Yale professor with a publicist vs. the Chad barefoot Chicago guy in pajamas
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The virgin Yale professor with a publicist vs. the Chad barefoot Chicago guy in pajamas
The vent enjoyers.
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The vent enjoyers.
“Haha, an old Jewish man is spooked by me, who knowingly had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years!”
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Haha, an old Jewish man is spooked by me, who knowingly had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years!”
Huh. This is not like the cartoon I saw as a kid.
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Huh. This is not like the cartoon I saw as a kid.
Too lazy to photoshop the “this is fine” dog onto this.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Too lazy to photoshop the “this is fine” dog onto this.
I got Montgomery bat wings one year, but he disliked them and pretended his legs didn’t work until I took them off.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I got Montgomery bat wings one year, but he disliked them and pretended his legs didn’t work until I took them off.
Happy Halloween from Penelope!
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Halloween from Penelope!
I bet when you wear this, you sleep like “honk-shoo honk-shoo mimimimi.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I bet when you wear this, you sleep like “honk-shoo honk-shoo mimimimi.”
I also need Snapchat and Apple photos to stop doing flashbacks to a year ago. They keep hitting me with this stuff.
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I also need Snapchat and Apple photos to stop doing flashbacks to a year ago. They keep hitting me with this stuff.
Thinking about how many of these signs I saw while doing GOTV in PA last year.
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Thinking about how many of these signs I saw while doing GOTV in PA last year.
Even if this is technically legal, it’s a terrible look for the city.
$3 million dollars of Wilmington taxpayer money went to restoring a dilapidated old mansion on the outskirts of town, which the then-mayor lived next door to. Now he’s gonna be on board of the nonprofit that runs the place.
$3 million dollars of Wilmington taxpayer money went to restoring a dilapidated old mansion on the outskirts of town, which the then-mayor lived next door to. Now he’s gonna be on board of the nonprofit that runs the place.
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Even if this is technically legal, it’s a terrible look for the city.
$3 million dollars of Wilmington taxpayer money went to restoring a dilapidated old mansion on the outskirts of town, which the then-mayor lived next door to. Now he’s gonna be on board of the nonprofit that runs the place.
$3 million dollars of Wilmington taxpayer money went to restoring a dilapidated old mansion on the outskirts of town, which the then-mayor lived next door to. Now he’s gonna be on board of the nonprofit that runs the place.
Come on, Delaware. Do a message like Massachusetts’s.
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Come on, Delaware. Do a message like Massachusetts’s.
Every state should have a message this direct on their website.
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Every state should have a message this direct on their website.
Reading another Reddit post where the ages indicate a man in his mid 20s impregnated a high schooler.
October 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reading another Reddit post where the ages indicate a man in his mid 20s impregnated a high schooler.
Am I losing it or is this a really funny thing to name your own gang?
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Am I losing it or is this a really funny thing to name your own gang?
Anyway, I fucking mean this. I will be pushing for every last one of these evil fuckers to stand trial for the rest of my life.
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Anyway, I fucking mean this. I will be pushing for every last one of these evil fuckers to stand trial for the rest of my life.
One of the offending restaurants (which is otherwise good) has fixed it.
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of the offending restaurants (which is otherwise good) has fixed it.
Ok but maybe some leniency for writing one of the best tweets of all time?
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ok but maybe some leniency for writing one of the best tweets of all time?
Pittsburgh novelty outfits for newborns appreciation post
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Pittsburgh novelty outfits for newborns appreciation post
The airport is soliciting donations for federal employees who cannot afford food and toiletries due to the shutdown, while Trump is building himself a ballroom and trying to get DoJ to pay him $230 million.
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The airport is soliciting donations for federal employees who cannot afford food and toiletries due to the shutdown, while Trump is building himself a ballroom and trying to get DoJ to pay him $230 million.
“Men can have a little rape victim-blaming as a treat.”
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Men can have a little rape victim-blaming as a treat.”
12. A dress I’m not buying because it is $300 and I’d probably get food stains on it, but it’s pretty.
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
12. A dress I’m not buying because it is $300 and I’d probably get food stains on it, but it’s pretty.