Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
You really can’t make this up. Scott Bessent was in fact Soros’s protégé! MAGA’s gonna need a new antisemitic conspiracy…
November 24, 2024 at 1:41 PM
November 23, 2024 at 5:22 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."
November 22, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday Treat
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November 21, 2024 at 6:46 AM
🚨BREAKING: Pennsylvania Court REJECTS David McCormick and GOP lawsuit to discard Philadelphia provisional ballots. This victory ensures that 966 voters will have their ballots counted.
Congratulations to Team Casey who fought and won for these voters!
www.democracydocket.com/cases/pennsy...
Congratulations to Team Casey who fought and won for these voters!
www.democracydocket.com/cases/pennsy...
🚨 In re: Provisional Ballot Sufficiency Determination and Provisional Ballot Challenge Hearing of the November 5, 2024 Election
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
November 21, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I think this tweet is badly mischaracterizing what Sarah Binder said but the New Republic page keeps crashing on me under the weight of the ads so it’s hard to tell for sure
Alarming: Trump really can send Congress home if Mike Johnson creates the pretext he needs to adjourn lawmakers. Then he can recess-appoint Gaetz or anyone he wants.
On the pod, congressional expert Sarah Binder explains how this would work. You'll learn a ton:
newrepublic.com/article/1885...
On the pod, congressional expert Sarah Binder explains how this would work. You'll learn a ton:
newrepublic.com/article/1885...
November 20, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
November 19, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Under Islamic sharia in 🇮🇶 and 🇸🇾, Christians faced persecution. Offended Muslims destroyed churches and massacred those who refused to convert. This forced millions to flee, reducing Iraq’s Christian population from 2 million to 100,000 in just 20 years, a crisis largely ignored by the Muslim world.
November 19, 2024 at 7:12 AM
On Thursday, the person overseeing the auction told us that The Onion’s bid for InfoWars, along with the Connecticut Sandy Hook families, won.
We haven’t heard anything that changed that — except, of course, from the guys currently running InfoWars, doing InfoWars stuff..
November 18, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Flashback to the time Matt Gaetz tried to enter literal Chinese state propaganda into the record during a House hearing and was instantly called out for it
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Got no reference for actual fashion, so I'm still just trying to dress like a character from a fighting game that doesn't exist.
November 14, 2024 at 9:33 AM
She’s gonna have six million followers here by tomorrow afternoon. I don’t make the rules
I don’t even know why I stopped using this in the first place? Good GOD it’s nice to be in a digital space with other real human beings.
Can someone give a Cliff Notes of what went down here over the last year? Tea, dev notes, big memes, whatever is best please
Can someone give a Cliff Notes of what went down here over the last year? Tea, dev notes, big memes, whatever is best please
November 13, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Oh thank goodness! Francie is here here to “help” me go through some vintage children’s
books by lying on top of them.
books by lying on top of them.
November 12, 2024 at 6:14 AM
November 10, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Dis iz a purrfect pwace fur me!!! Wubbin Bluesky!!!
November 9, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I'm not gonna block, but I am going to repeat for about the millionth time since 2015: we need to accept that Trump wins votes because a lot of Americans like what he's selling and there's not a magic combination Democrats can unlock that changes that.
Blocking everyone claiming a potential Trump win has anything to do with any Harris policy and not to do with a real amount of people desperately seeking permission to do incredible amounts of violent racist sexist ableist transphobic fascism
November 7, 2024 at 8:14 PM
An underappreciated social media genre: Brazilians making fun of all the outdated aspects of US elections
November 6, 2024 at 1:57 PM
“We’re the party panicking about so many women voting” is a look, I’ll say that much.
November 5, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Today is an auspicious day. No, not the 'lets see what genocidal regime we can vote for' in the US. Not even the remembrance of Guido Fawkes.
It is the birthday of greatest cat in the world.
It is the birthday of greatest cat in the world.
November 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM