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lamotrimemes.bsky.social
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lamotrimemes.bsky.social
The Big Light is on my 4th step
January 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
WHO ELSE IN 2025 - dashare.zone ADMIN
1 SKELATON WHOSE GAZING INTO SOME TRIPPY SHIT AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I MAY BE : BAD AT GETTING MANY JOKES, ALONE IN ROOM, BAD AT EYE CONTACT, HARD TO GET ALONG WITH, DIFFICULTY ADJUSTIG TO NEW SITUATION'S, LONELY BUT DESPARATE FOR FRIENDS, INFLEXIBLE WITH ROUTINES, HYPER FIXATED...... BUT I AINT GONNA CHANGE!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE LOL HAPPY NEW YEAR HOPE YOUR 2025 KICK'S A$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
January 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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saddestrogue.bsky.social
January 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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madeley.bsky.social
Being sentient is so weird. You run an electrical charge through some meat and suddenly anxiety exists.
January 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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sadderlizards.bsky.social
i’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain
January 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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cpsc.gov
Think about hands
A person snow blowing their driveway except they have a giant hand for a head. Having a hand for a head has not impaired their vision or prevented them from using a snow blower safely. Hand Person says, "I love my life." The text reads" Think about hands. In 2021, there were 4200 snow blower injuries treated in ERs across the US. Over 40% of injuries were to the wrist, hand, or finger. Turn your snow blower off and use a cleanout tool or a long stick, NOT your hands, to unclog wet snow and debris from the machine.
January 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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cpsc.gov
#HappyNewYear
Ted on his ATV floating in space. The earth floats like a speck of dust in a sunbeam. The text reads: As Ted gazed out across the cosmos he was struck by the beauty of existence and filled with the hope of a brand new year. Happy new year, Ted.
January 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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jewkrainian.bsky.social
*hits vape*

a cat named Mr. Meowgi
December 31, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
just want to apologise to everyone for saying "Oh Fuck" out loud at the sonic 3 screening
December 30, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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cpsc.gov
#BestOf2024 - Visiting of The Moths
Three giant moths with glowing eyes approaching a human holding a flashlight. The moon rises behind them. A guy named Ted safely rides an ATV away from them. The text reads: Ted wasn't sure how he ended up at the Visiting of the moths, but he was sure glad he wore the proper gear: gloves, goggles, boots, long-sleeve shirt, pants and a helmet.
December 31, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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cpsc.gov
#BestOf2024 - A home of working carbon monoxide alarms
A modern looking living room with a pink couch. On the wall hang two pieces of art. One is a painting of a Pegasus escaping from a giant corn muffin. The other is Copernicus Jackson holding a carbon monoxide alarm. The text reads: Aspire to a home of culture. Aspire to a home of refinement. Aspire to a home of working carbon monoxide alarms. Have working carbon monoxide alarms on every level of your home and outside sleeping areas.
December 31, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Funny comic strip. A sign says “exotic dancers”, inside are pole dancing reptiles. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
December 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
[a horse walks into a bar]

bartender: what can i get you

horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water

bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink

horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
I gave my therapist a book of my comics for Christmas and he didn’t understand a single joke 😀👍
Funny comic strip on a book page. A cow stands alone in a field, “I f#cking love this field”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. Funny comic strip on a book page. “Don’t look, but James is here” “did he bring the pe-“ “yes he brought the f#cking peach” *james stands proudly with a massive peach*. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. Funny comic strip on a book page. “How’d you know that?” “A little birdie told me”. To a little birdie, “what the hell man?”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. Funny comic strip on a book page. Cat on top of a mountain. “Not all who wander are lost… but I personally am lost”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style.
December 22, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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rinwrites.bsky.social
Me on an hourly basis
A three-panel comic. In the first panel, a simple humanoid figure is shown, seated and writing on a piece of paper. They are smiling, and the words above their head say, "Enjoying hyperfixation". In the second panel, they have dropped their pencil in shock. They look rather distressed and seem to be dissociating. Large red letters read: "I AM SO CRINGE" In the final panel, the humanoid figure has gotten over their existential crisis and is back to happily writing on the piece of paper.
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
FIGURED IT OUT - dashare.zone ADMIN
WHY DONT I HAVE FREINDS ? HARD TO GET ALONG WITH , ANXIETY, VERY SCARED, EVERY ONE UNCOMFORTABEL , --- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - AND IM (S)OCIALY ANXIOUS (H)EAVY DEPRESION (I)NFLEXIBLE AND (T)IRESOME - AND I VOTE - I WILL VOTE WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 16, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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mike-eagle.bsky.social
there had to be hella cats in bags historically to justify the cliche
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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chestrovert.bsky.social
*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*
December 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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dly.bsky.social
[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]

so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
ringing the bell atop the spire that my drawing desk is in, letting the townspeople know that i've been slighted in a petty way and have a new Secret Enemy
December 12, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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agoldman.bsky.social
I come up behind you and whisper gently in your ear: yo you fuck with miso soup
December 12, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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pikaole.bsky.social
🪱💕
December 12, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Funny comic strip. A person hears a vibration, but checks their phone and sees no notifications. A bumblebee appears, “what a dumb#ss”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
December 11, 2024 at 12:23 PM
lamotrimemes.bsky.social
what’s Bono’s fave social media platform?

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(Bullet The) Bluesky
December 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
The comic on the first page of my 2025 calendar 😌
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 PM