Ari
@lalazuli22.bsky.social
just like the tiredest I've ever been in my life
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since I didn't do it during the pandemic I've decided to get really into plants during these troubling times instead
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
since I didn't do it during the pandemic I've decided to get really into plants during these troubling times instead
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Someone pointed this out to me on the other site and it's too good not to share:
The Eagles had seven rushing touchdowns today.
The Cowboys had six this season.
The Eagles had seven rushing touchdowns today.
The Cowboys had six this season.
January 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Someone pointed this out to me on the other site and it's too good not to share:
The Eagles had seven rushing touchdowns today.
The Cowboys had six this season.
The Eagles had seven rushing touchdowns today.
The Cowboys had six this season.
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[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
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Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
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I’m not turning on the damn television today until it’s time for Ohio State vs Notre Dame and I highly recommend this course of action
January 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m not turning on the damn television today until it’s time for Ohio State vs Notre Dame and I highly recommend this course of action
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it seems like there are more and more years each and every year
January 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
it seems like there are more and more years each and every year
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A passage from the Tao that’s frequently worth revisiting.
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
A passage from the Tao that’s frequently worth revisiting.
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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Brain loves to go "Oh right that's where I put it" when you finally see the item you misplaced. Real helpful thanks man
December 25, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Brain loves to go "Oh right that's where I put it" when you finally see the item you misplaced. Real helpful thanks man
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So far I’m not enjoying having an unelected shadow president
December 18, 2024 at 10:39 PM
So far I’m not enjoying having an unelected shadow president
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Today in cat scam news, my cat has worked out this scam where she pretends her normal food is completely inedible so that she can live off the treats she convinces me to give her. But then at night when she thinks I'm sleeping I can hear her crunch crunch crunching the normal food
December 19, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Today in cat scam news, my cat has worked out this scam where she pretends her normal food is completely inedible so that she can live off the treats she convinces me to give her. But then at night when she thinks I'm sleeping I can hear her crunch crunch crunching the normal food
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going through life like
December 9, 2024 at 3:17 PM
going through life like
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
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Tapping the sign again
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Tapping the sign again
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Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
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I'm the seal team 6 of getting my feelings hurt
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I'm the seal team 6 of getting my feelings hurt
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
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Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario