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@lakesmatt.bsky.social
🐶 Dog walker to the stars ⭐️
🙋🏻♂️ Part-time butler to our Dachshunds 🌭
🏡 #LakeDistrict 🇬🇧
🙋🏻♂️ Part-time butler to our Dachshunds 🌭
🏡 #LakeDistrict 🇬🇧
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Not posted for nearly a month, but it’s been a busy one… New business, new home, new van AND a baby boy on the way 💙
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Not posted for nearly a month, but it’s been a busy one… New business, new home, new van AND a baby boy on the way 💙
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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A friend!? No, thanks. I have a dog.
October 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A friend!? No, thanks. I have a dog.
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it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.
October 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I have a rule in the house. If my wife or kids leave anything lying around for a few days, I bin it. Of course it's only me who knows about the rule. Always get asked where something is. 'I don't know' is always my answer
October 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I have a rule in the house. If my wife or kids leave anything lying around for a few days, I bin it. Of course it's only me who knows about the rule. Always get asked where something is. 'I don't know' is always my answer
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October 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I’m always disappointed when I call someone and they answer. I’m like I had a voicemail message all rehearsed and you ruined it.
October 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m always disappointed when I call someone and they answer. I’m like I had a voicemail message all rehearsed and you ruined it.
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Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die
September 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die
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Hello? Police? Yes, I would like to report a Slack notification that won't go away
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hello? Police? Yes, I would like to report a Slack notification that won't go away
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The final season 🙌🙌🙌 #aliceinborderland
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October 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The final season 🙌🙌🙌 #aliceinborderland
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you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
In 24 hours… #holiday
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September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In 24 hours… #holiday
That feeling when the out of office gets turned on 🥳🥳🥳
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September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That feeling when the out of office gets turned on 🥳🥳🥳
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Stolen from Insta 💛
August 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Stolen from Insta 💛
That’s it, email sent 🥳 Now time to start planning the next exciting life adventure 🐶 #watchthisspace
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
That’s it, email sent 🥳 Now time to start planning the next exciting life adventure 🐶 #watchthisspace
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all i wanna do is eat everything all the time, never exercise, and be in great shape is that too much to ask
August 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
all i wanna do is eat everything all the time, never exercise, and be in great shape is that too much to ask