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kids: dad what does "smiting" mean
me:
me: well you know when you're playing mario kart and you get hit by lightning, well if god were driving the kart that sent it, that'd be smiting
June 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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When you hear the whining about "police injured on duty" in LA today: the people actually listening to the scanners said LASD fired rubber bullets at LAPD so LAPD tear-gassed LASD. The protestors are gonna get blamed for it, but it was entirely self-inflicted.
Many of the LA Sheriffs didn't have their gas masks on yet so the Sheriffs got gassed by LAPD

LAPD was on the radio crying about getting shot by rubber bullets by the sheriffs, so I'd say fair trade

Typical level of professional policing for Los Angeles. Waiting for CHP to join the fun.
June 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Interesting how the party and worldview that claimed the mantel of ‘family values’ has become completely transformed into the party of ‘fuck you and your feelings’
JD Vance's reaction to Biden's cancer diagnosis: "Whether the right time to have this conversation is now or some time in the future, we really do need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job."
May 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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yep, again: my wife's entire team was recently fired from her nonprofit hospital a month ago because the Trump administration ceased all Medicaid reimbursements at the beginning of the year

95% of the stories I read never mentioned Medicaid once
The way they resolve this unpopularity is control of the information enviornment. Conservative propaganda outlets will just not report on it, mainstream outlets will drown out their reporting of it with manufactured stories like "was Biden old" or trans-panic on A1 while Medicaid cuts run on A14
The House GOP last night approved Medicaid cuts that will kick millions off insurance & shrink after-tax income for many families in the bottom income quintile

Hard to fathom how unpopular this is. Just 14% of voters wants to cut Medicaid to pay for tax cuts

www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-a...
May 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Baldur's Gate 3 is $47.99 on Steam buff.ly/3hYOe56

Deck verified
May 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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You kids might not know this, but at one point, someone took TSR to court, claiming that D&D made their kid kill himself.

Spoiler: They lost.

law.justia.com/cases/federa...
May 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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At least one of these a week now. This does not reflect well on the legal profession. #legalwriting
It's happened again -- lawyers caught using AI with made up citations. This time in a prison case, Johnson v. Dunn, 2:21-cv-1701-AMM (SD Ala.)
May 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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absurd. offensive. expected.
What a disgrace by our "Justice" Dept.

The family of Ashli Babbit to recieve nearly 5 million dollars.
May 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Where Did All Those Brave Free Speech Warriors Go?

Since the start of the Trump administration, many of our biggest concerns about how MAGA would attack free speech have not only proven true, but have turned out to be understated. Nearly all parts of the administration are seeking to silence…
Where Did All Those Brave Free Speech Warriors Go?
Since the start of the Trump administration, many of our biggest concerns about how MAGA would attack free speech have not only proven true, but have turned out to be understated. Nearly all parts of the administration are seeking to silence critical speech. Meanwhile, the self-proclaimed "free speech warriors" who signed the infamous Harper's Letter five years ago have gone mysteriously quiet.
www.techdirt.com
May 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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For as rough as everything was during quarantine, it was really nice to see the tabletop game community come together and making gaming happen
Seriously, thank you to the companies that make board games and RPGs because you did a LOT to save my sanity over the lockdown years.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
May 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Hold up I just thought of another joke about the pope being from Chicago:

IL Papa
May 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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If you think for a single fucking second that suspending due process will stop with the people you don’t happen to like, then congratulations, because you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
May 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Yeehaw. See ya December 12-14 in Fort Worth! animefrontier.com/badges
May 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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:)
May 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Check out my lap barnacle. She has many premium features.
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Fact Check: DOGE Claims To Have Found Spearmen the US Has Been Paying Since 723 B.C.
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Fact Check: DOGE Claims To Have Found Spearmen the US Has Been Paying Since 723 B.C.
Claim: The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) issued the following statement on X: “A recent audit of the United States Military uncovered a team of…
hard-drive.net
March 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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lmao these gutless collaborators are gonna be hated for the rest of their miserable lives and the nicest thing that can happen to them is to only get booed and shunned every time they dare show their faces in public
House Republican leadership has advised caucus members to avoid in-person town halls, fearing that voter backlash may become viral if circulated online.

🐔 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
February 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I read this issue recently, it’s a great read.
March 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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And listen up you dickless bags of hair, because this Gulf of America bullshit is so stupid it makes flat-earthers look like goddamn Nobel Prize winners.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Everything is stupid.
And other musings from our dystopian hellscape…
open.substack.com
February 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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US Supreme Court rules 6-3 that poisoning your rival is an official act.
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil former leader Bolsonaro knew and agreed to a plan to poison President Lula, top prosecutor says.
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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That’s why I always carry a mighty sword. ⚔️ “Soldier, Poet, King” is streaming now!

Remember when this song was living rent free in every fantasy nerd’s head? This remix by High Fantasy Events and French Horn Rebellion is gonna bring it back. 👀
February 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Always repost
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM