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@laconicdave.bsky.social
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The one thing Donald Trump has always and will always be afraid of is the truth. And right now, he’s scared.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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US President Trump has used a traditional Thanksgiving White House event to pardon Türkiye, as well as a range of other totalitarian states, in a light-hearted ceremony at the White House today.

Full details: theshovel.com.au/2025/11/28/t...
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Phew - only three days until I can stop railing about Christmas decorations being up in November.
And I've got about four weeks until I start whingeing about Easter Eggs.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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What a wonderful thing. I was always so spooked by the sudden death of a coworker’s best friend at 26 from cervical cancer. Went for her routine pap smear, no symptoms or anything, found irregular cells, 6 weeks later she was dead. 26 years old. She’d just bought a new car “all by herself”. Insanity
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.

This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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“the president got mad at a television commercial so now your maple syrup is more expensive” is no way to run a country
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Melbourne: ever helpful
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Inviting a war criminal to American soil
August 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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David Pope in Canberra Times
August 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Investigations into the Twitter/X user base has shown that 75% are bots. Imagine refusing to leave that platform, every day becoming more isolated in a sea of bots, like a polar bear on a shrinking ice block, roaring impotently at the empty sky.
August 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I’m not one to applaud war tactics but Ukraine deploying an earthquake has really stepped things up a notch
July 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Relatable.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
July 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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ten days in, elon musk's america party is going stronger than ever. everybody's still talking about it. best of all, he remembers having started it
July 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Majorie Taylor Greene…
July 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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A political retirement leads me to remind you: The true nature of politicians is seen when they have power. Our media/political system says that power is performative, but they're nice in private. The way they act with power is who they are, the rest is the pretending. I have always been right.
July 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Goodness I hope so.
July 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Key question posed by #PatrickCondon; “If the problem is the same world wide - unaffordable housing - then the cause can’t be local zoning. I wish it was that simple but it’s not.”
June 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Seen just now
June 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I don’t get it. What is wrong with the ALP that they can’t see AUKUS is a dud? When ScoMo is the only former PM singing its praises, you have to wonder whether Albo and Marles are the full quid.
June 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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A reminder about my suggestion for a replacement for AUKUS:

FUCAULUKUNZ
The Pitch:
A military alliance between
France
Ukraine
Canada
AUstralia
Latvia
United
Kingdom
Uruguay and
New
Zealand

FUCAULUKUNZ
The acronym for a military alliance between France, the United Kingdom, Canada and Ukraine would be FUKCU

so I definitely think that should come into being
June 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Inflammatory.
My @smh cartoon.
June 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM