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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.

His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org

Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The banner atop the usda site is gross. Pathetic government man, how embarrassing:
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look, it was cool when the Bills just started getting good, but what do I need to do to reduce the amount of Kyle Brandt on my TV.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There we go Mr Rochester!
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo?
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen
October 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a guy throwing a printer at a horse
"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-compl...
October 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Rudy Giuliani asked to leave Cuomo fundraiser because he keeps looking up “Tilly Norwood nude” on the iPad hooked up to the projector
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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LOL
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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i just sent this email to @ezraklein.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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oh well, onward and upward
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Kash rallying the troops by trying to do the Tommy Lee Jones "I want a hard target search of every residence, warehouse, henhouse, and outhouse" speech from The Fugitive and he gets a really bad nosebleed halfway through.
that'll do it
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others?

David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.

apnews.com/article/deka...
Law enforcement officers remember police officer killed in CDC shooting in Atlanta
Weeks after David Rose was killed while responding to a shooting this month at the CDC headquarters in Atlanta, officers are remembering the DeKalb County police officer as a courageous leader who pri...
apnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM