Kyle Ackerman
@kyleackerman.bsky.social
Consultant, analyst, archaeologist, producer, designer, and faculty at USC.
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It's a Hot Eel City kinda Friday, yo.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's a Hot Eel City kinda Friday, yo.
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
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I need someone to build this in The Sims.
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I need someone to build this in The Sims.
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
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The bad news is, I've failed yet again to poach eggs. The good news is, in my attempts I've discovered how to turn lead into gold.
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The bad news is, I've failed yet again to poach eggs. The good news is, in my attempts I've discovered how to turn lead into gold.
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"With each passing scene, the giant birds taunt me. As Steve Martin races Kevin Bacon to the cab, I wonder, 'Why not hail an eagle instead?' As Neal furiously rants to the car rental lady, I'm reminded: 'All those fucks could've been avoided with an eagle.'"
Why Didn’t Eagles Just Fly Del and Neal to Chicago?
Every Thanksgiving, I watch the greatest comedy of all time: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It’s beautifully written, intelligently directed, and ...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"With each passing scene, the giant birds taunt me. As Steve Martin races Kevin Bacon to the cab, I wonder, 'Why not hail an eagle instead?' As Neal furiously rants to the car rental lady, I'm reminded: 'All those fucks could've been avoided with an eagle.'"
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
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For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
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you want a GOTY discussion? how about STUDIO LAYOFF OF THE YEAR
how about HR AI MODEL OF THE YEAR
how about COMPANY THAT JUST MAKES A GAME AND DOESN'T TAKE PE MONEY TO FLY DIRECTLY INTO THE GROUND OF THE YEAR
i'd watch those awards. i'd PRESENT those awards.
how about HR AI MODEL OF THE YEAR
how about COMPANY THAT JUST MAKES A GAME AND DOESN'T TAKE PE MONEY TO FLY DIRECTLY INTO THE GROUND OF THE YEAR
i'd watch those awards. i'd PRESENT those awards.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
you want a GOTY discussion? how about STUDIO LAYOFF OF THE YEAR
how about HR AI MODEL OF THE YEAR
how about COMPANY THAT JUST MAKES A GAME AND DOESN'T TAKE PE MONEY TO FLY DIRECTLY INTO THE GROUND OF THE YEAR
i'd watch those awards. i'd PRESENT those awards.
how about HR AI MODEL OF THE YEAR
how about COMPANY THAT JUST MAKES A GAME AND DOESN'T TAKE PE MONEY TO FLY DIRECTLY INTO THE GROUND OF THE YEAR
i'd watch those awards. i'd PRESENT those awards.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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they were called "MMOs" once and you found success through lots of single-player content, deep systems appealing to both singletons and groups, support for guild drama, and customer service that wasn't akin to getting a root canal, none of which seems to have made the transition to "live service"
How on earth do you find lasting, meaningful success with a live-service game? Developers answer the "billion dollar question". https://bit.ly/47xnpSv
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they were called "MMOs" once and you found success through lots of single-player content, deep systems appealing to both singletons and groups, support for guild drama, and customer service that wasn't akin to getting a root canal, none of which seems to have made the transition to "live service"
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![Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic7wdqg4w6qfevbqzzq4esd6237pojsnpwsrbb7gaxsxobqaiwazm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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In what is easily the funniest bug of the next ten minutes, in Europa Universalis V, you can hire Martin Luther as your cabinet member and then task him with converting your heretic Protestants back to Catholicism.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
In what is easily the funniest bug of the next ten minutes, in Europa Universalis V, you can hire Martin Luther as your cabinet member and then task him with converting your heretic Protestants back to Catholicism.
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AAANNNNND that's a wrap. Here it is, folks, the top 10 board games in the world, according to the sort of delusional people who waste their time sorting board game lists on places like YouTube. (One of us, one of us)
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www.zenofdesign.com/6493-2/
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November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
AAANNNNND that's a wrap. Here it is, folks, the top 10 board games in the world, according to the sort of delusional people who waste their time sorting board game lists on places like YouTube. (One of us, one of us)
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www.zenofdesign.com/6493-2/
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www.zenofdesign.com/6493-2/
I'm still convinced that Perfect Harmony (2019) is the beginning of Bradley Whitford's character arc, making it the prequel to The Handmaid's Tale (2017) TV series.
If only Dr. Cochran hadn't been fired, he wouldn't have rebranded himself as Joseph Lawrence and been the architect of Gilead.
If only Dr. Cochran hadn't been fired, he wouldn't have rebranded himself as Joseph Lawrence and been the architect of Gilead.
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Married to the Mob (1988)
Oscar (1991)
Get Shorty (1995, series 2017-2019)
Micky Blue Eyes (1999)
#FilmSky📽️ whatcha got?
Married to the Mob (1988)
Oscar (1991)
Get Shorty (1995, series 2017-2019)
Micky Blue Eyes (1999)
#FilmSky📽️ whatcha got?
Name movie or tv universes that aren’t connected but should be.
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm still convinced that Perfect Harmony (2019) is the beginning of Bradley Whitford's character arc, making it the prequel to The Handmaid's Tale (2017) TV series.
If only Dr. Cochran hadn't been fired, he wouldn't have rebranded himself as Joseph Lawrence and been the architect of Gilead.
If only Dr. Cochran hadn't been fired, he wouldn't have rebranded himself as Joseph Lawrence and been the architect of Gilead.
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They made... an AI tool... to make AI... which is already built on actual writing... seem less like slop...
JUST DO THE WRITING YOURSELF TO BEGIN WITH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
JUST DO THE WRITING YOURSELF TO BEGIN WITH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
They made... an AI tool... to make AI... which is already built on actual writing... seem less like slop...
JUST DO THE WRITING YOURSELF TO BEGIN WITH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
JUST DO THE WRITING YOURSELF TO BEGIN WITH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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Game design is simple, actually. Except when it isn't. Here are the 12 things you need to know.
Game design is simple, actually
So, let’s just walk through the whole thing, end to end. Here’s a twelve-step program for understanding game design. One: Fun There are a lot of things people call “fun.” But most of them are not useful for getting better at making games, which is usually why people read articles like this. The fun of a bit of confetti exploding in front of you, and the fun of excruciating pain and risk to life and limb as you free climb a cliff are just not usefully paired together.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Game design is simple, actually. Except when it isn't. Here are the 12 things you need to know.
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Still one of the best Halloween costumes I've ever seen.
I kind of want one.
I kind of want one.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Still one of the best Halloween costumes I've ever seen.
I kind of want one.
I kind of want one.
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I, too, am looking for the old woman who will speak to me of my fate upon looking at the scar where the wolf bit me
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I, too, am looking for the old woman who will speak to me of my fate upon looking at the scar where the wolf bit me
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So, today I'm announcing a new book project... and doing a call for papers: crpgbook.wordpress.com/2025/10/31/t...
It's an anthology of video game history outside the usual US perspective - an accessible & exciting panorama of different realities - and I'll pay 300 USD per article.
Please share :)
It's an anthology of video game history outside the usual US perspective - an accessible & exciting panorama of different realities - and I'll pay 300 USD per article.
Please share :)
The Video Game History Expansion Pack – Pitch your story
Today I’m putting my money where my mouth is and launching a new project — a book focused on game history outside of the usual North American perspectives.
crpgbook.wordpress.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So, today I'm announcing a new book project... and doing a call for papers: crpgbook.wordpress.com/2025/10/31/t...
It's an anthology of video game history outside the usual US perspective - an accessible & exciting panorama of different realities - and I'll pay 300 USD per article.
Please share :)
It's an anthology of video game history outside the usual US perspective - an accessible & exciting panorama of different realities - and I'll pay 300 USD per article.
Please share :)